The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.5.12

July 5th, 2012 // 576 Comments

This is how awesome Photo Boy is:

I gave the dude the day off to be the best man at a wedding, yet he still gets up early and surprises me with a The Crap We Missed so there’d still be one today even though I’m flying solo. But then I noticed there’s not a single shot of Richard Grieco in here, so I don’t know why he even bothered. First, you bail on a burrito, and now this? What happened to us? Did you watch The Notebook?

I’ll be at my mother’s,

- The Superficial

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nick Nolte
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    Cut the guy some slack – it was the only thing the nurses had after they took away his bullwhip.

  2. Candice Swanepoel
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    More like Candice Beanepoel

  3. Kim Kardashian
    JC
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    Instead of covering one eye with a lock of hair, she should consider using her hair to cover most of her body. The Captain Caveman look could really work for her.

  4. Michael Pitt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    This outfit needs suspenders and a hanky on his head

  5. Dakota Fanning
    angerinside
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    I shit you not, I thought this was a Courtney Love post,

  6. Shemar Moore
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    TOUCHDOWN!!

  7. Michael Pitt
    MarkM
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    Now if only Brad would give me his “hand me down” dates.

  8. Lady Gaga
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    Ever since WIlly Wonka got that sex change, he just hasn’t been the same…

  9. Dakota Fanning
    bonerspunk
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    Courtney Love is looking good!!!

    • Baccusvd

      I was just gunna say shes TURNING INTO COURTNEY… except without all the awesome music, titty sucking publicity stunts and batshit crazy compulsive lying and paranoia. But alas Rome wasn’t built in a day.

  10. Janice Dickinson
    MarkM
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    Look! I TOLD you I could get my boobs to be ABOVE my knees!

  11. Nick Nolte
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    Joke’s on the other guy… That thing’s filled with his urine…

  12. Irina Shayk
    angerinside
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    Fine.
    Go ahead.
    Put it in my ass and make all mankind weep.

  13. Cee Lo Green
    DonDrapersDad
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    That Tracy Morgan is one talented dude!

  14. Cee Lo Green
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    Poppin’ fresh dough!

  15. Dakota Fanning
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    She just heard them comment on her ass…

  16. Dakota Fanning
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They were navy blue when she put them on

  17. Kim Kardashian
    MarkM
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    Look! I’m now 1/3 more beautiful!

  18. Janice Dickinson
    DonDrapersDad
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    She’s more gumby than woman now. Twisted and evil.

  19. Cee Lo Green
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    Is Miley Cyrus in the audience? #peniscakegag

  20. Jared Leto
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    Is this what they mean by a grunion run?

  21. Rumer Willis
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    Anyone else here that wouldn’t toss her out of bed for eating crackers? or a mild chin stab?
    Just me?
    Fine then….

  22. Dakota Fanning
    Nonny Moose
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    Preciousssssss!!!

  23. Katy Perry
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    “OK dad, I got her to bend down. Now what?”

  24. Queen Latifah
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    Fat black pussycat night….

  25. Janice Dickinson
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    There’s a lot of denim covering the place where her head just popped out of.

  26. Snooki
    mrsmass
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    why does she have a jogging stroller? you know this cow hasn’t done a shred of exercise ever.

  27. Cee Lo Green
    mrsmass
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    those tits are HUGE!

  28. Shemar Moore
    cc
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    I tried doing that to Sara Jean Underwood’s ass and all I got was prison time.

  29. Sasha Gradiva
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    My favorite part is when she beat up Rocky in that movie.

  30. Queen Latifah
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    ‘Queen Latifah hosting the 23rd annual bingo-wings convention’

  31. Rumer Willis
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    that’s a face only a mother could love.

  32. Imogen Thomas
    theoriginal LJ
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    Damn, did the plastic surgeon have to bring those things into the operating room in a wheelbarrow?

  33. Lady Gaga
    mememe
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    isn’t her 15 mins up yet?

  34. Michael Pitt
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    “I’m sorry, Mr. Pitt. Once again, Interpol has lost the trail of the elusive Sock Bandit.”

  35. Queen Latifah
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    “Play us another song on your recorder!”

  36. Kim Kardashian
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    MOO

  37. Katy Perry
    YoMamma
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    Katy Perry appears to be Mom Enough.

  38. Shemar Moore
    RihannaIsUgly
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    Yea, so where is her ass?

  39. Snooki
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Stone the crows, if it ain’t Mary Poppins

  40. Jared Leto
    Napoupi
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    That coast guard is douching drown victims back to life.

  41. Lady Gaga
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    Cue Music: “Ra Ra I look like grandma.”

  42. Lady Gaga
    cc
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    I hear Lady Gaga gets her clothes at a special boutique in New York called ‘Le Bogus’. Their slogan is ‘We can make a ridiculously affected look seem almost authentic’.

  43. Snooki
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    Homeless Snooki must have went through all that undeserved Jersey Shore money.

  44. Queen Latifah
    Dina Crackwhore
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    Holy shit it’s Al Bundy!

  45. Kim Kardashian
    The Old Man
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    How do we filter out posts with the word “Kardashian”?

  46. Snooki
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    Why does she even HAVE a stroller? She’s been getting around riding a Rascal scooter. Seriously, why does she have one?

  47. Michael Douglas Kenny G
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    LOL, on your son possibly getting life in prison. Now why would a WEALTHY, WEALTHY, WEALTHY rich Jew need to sell drugs? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1246772/Michael-Douglass-son-faces-life-prison-pleads-guilty-dealing-drugs.html

    • You know, there was absolutely no reason for you to throw “Jew” in there, but you did so anyway. I almost respect that you’re unabashed about your anti-Semitism. Almost.

  48. Janice Dickinson
    little turtle head
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    I’ve never had an erection go from big to small so fast from viewing a small to a big picture….

  49. Snooki
    DBN
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    Get out of the stroller kid! Mommy’s got something more important to put in there.

  50. Zac Efron
    Hank E. Ring
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    Hey, it’s the gay cop from Reno 911.

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