This is how awesome Photo Boy is:
I gave the dude the day off to be the best man at a wedding, yet he still gets up early and surprises me with a The Crap We Missed so there’d still be one today even though I’m flying solo. But then I noticed there’s not a single shot of Richard Grieco in here, so I don’t know why he even bothered. First, you bail on a burrito, and now this? What happened to us? Did you watch The Notebook?
I’ll be at my mother’s,
- The Superficial
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Cut the guy some slack – it was the only thing the nurses had after they took away his bullwhip.
More like Candice Beanepoel
Or Ringpoel
Instead of covering one eye with a lock of hair, she should consider using her hair to cover most of her body. The Captain Caveman look could really work for her.
This outfit needs suspenders and a hanky on his head
That was fucking gold.
I shit you not, I thought this was a Courtney Love post,
I swear, so did I.
Ditto.
TOUCHDOWN!!
Now if only Brad would give me his “hand me down” dates.
Kinda funny, but Brad and Michael are not at all related.
Ever since WIlly Wonka got that sex change, he just hasn’t been the same…
Courtney Love is looking good!!!
I was just gunna say shes TURNING INTO COURTNEY… except without all the awesome music, titty sucking publicity stunts and batshit crazy compulsive lying and paranoia. But alas Rome wasn’t built in a day.
Look! I TOLD you I could get my boobs to be ABOVE my knees!
Joke’s on the other guy… That thing’s filled with his urine…
Fine.
Go ahead.
Put it in my ass and make all mankind weep.
That Tracy Morgan is one talented dude!
Zactly.
When he’s not being punked by za` gays.
Poppin’ fresh dough!
She just heard them comment on her ass…
They were navy blue when she put them on
Look! I’m now 1/3 more beautiful!
She’s more gumby than woman now. Twisted and evil.
Is Miley Cyrus in the audience? #peniscakegag
Is this what they mean by a grunion run?
Anyone else here that wouldn’t toss her out of bed for eating crackers? or a mild chin stab?
Just me?
Fine then….
This may be the best I’ve ever seen her look.
Must be working with Sharon Stone’s people.
I certainly wouldn’t mind getting a peek at those t-shirt puppies.
I think we’ve identified the trouble with Easter Island statues… no tits.
Preciousssssss!!!
“OK dad, I got her to bend down. Now what?”
Fat black pussycat night….
There’s a lot of denim covering the place where her head just popped out of.
why does she have a jogging stroller? you know this cow hasn’t done a shred of exercise ever.
It was the only one they had at the swap meet.
those tits are HUGE!
I tried doing that to Sara Jean Underwood’s ass and all I got was prison time.
My favorite part is when she beat up Rocky in that movie.
‘Queen Latifah hosting the 23rd annual bingo-wings convention’
that’s a face only a mother could love.
That’s a face only a mother could…not hate.
Damn, did the plastic surgeon have to bring those things into the operating room in a wheelbarrow?
isn’t her 15 mins up yet?
“I’m sorry, Mr. Pitt. Once again, Interpol has lost the trail of the elusive Sock Bandit.”
“Play us another song on your recorder!”
MOO
Katy Perry appears to be Mom Enough.
Yea, so where is her ass?
Stone the crows, if it ain’t Mary Poppins
That coast guard is douching drown victims back to life.
Cue Music: “Ra Ra I look like grandma.”
I hear Lady Gaga gets her clothes at a special boutique in New York called ‘Le Bogus’. Their slogan is ‘We can make a ridiculously affected look seem almost authentic’.
Homeless Snooki must have went through all that undeserved Jersey Shore money.
Holy shit it’s Al Bundy!
How do we filter out posts with the word “Kardashian”?
Why does she even HAVE a stroller? She’s been getting around riding a Rascal scooter. Seriously, why does she have one?
LOL, on your son possibly getting life in prison. Now why would a WEALTHY, WEALTHY, WEALTHY rich Jew need to sell drugs? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1246772/Michael-Douglass-son-faces-life-prison-pleads-guilty-dealing-drugs.html
You know, there was absolutely no reason for you to throw “Jew” in there, but you did so anyway. I almost respect that you’re unabashed about your anti-Semitism. Almost.
I’ve never had an erection go from big to small so fast from viewing a small to a big picture….
Get out of the stroller kid! Mommy’s got something more important to put in there.
Hey, it’s the gay cop from Reno 911.