The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.5.12

July 5th, 2012 // 576 Comments

This is how awesome Photo Boy is:

I gave the dude the day off to be the best man at a wedding, yet he still gets up early and surprises me with a The Crap We Missed so there’d still be one today even though I’m flying solo. But then I noticed there’s not a single shot of Richard Grieco in here, so I don’t know why he even bothered. First, you bail on a burrito, and now this? What happened to us? Did you watch The Notebook?

I’ll be at my mother’s,

- The Superficial

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rumer Willis
    Pine Table Fever
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    What chu’ chewin’ on, Wilis?

  2. Mel B
    Pine Table Fever
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    Mouth like a fishwife, ass like a bus.

  3. Nick Nolte
    Pine Table Fever
    Commented on this photo:

    “…we can’t stop here. This is Nolte country!”

  4. Hilary Duff
    Pine Table Fever
    Commented on this photo:

    That new ‘Sperm Diet’ seems to be doing wonders.

  5. Jared Leto
    Pine Table Fever
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    He has ‘Malibu’ on his shirt so when someone finds him lying in the street all punched to bits, the ambulance knows where to dump him.

  6. Janice Dickinson
    Pine Table Fever
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    It took her four hours to get into that position and another six to straighten back up.

  7. Katy Perry
    AttackCat
    Commented on this photo:

    I wuv you, boobs.

  8. Snooki
    Triscuit
    Commented on this photo:

    “That was one hell of a baby shower, and look, I got everything I registered for, too!”

  9. Shemar Moore
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    If you rub your head against it and put it on a wall, it will stick there.

  10. Cee Lo Green
    k8
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    Sorry, Jessica, the tan isn’t helping.

  11. Zac Efron
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    [img]http://gssq.entori.net/me/pics/wohen.jpg[/img]

  12. Jared Leto
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    Great… I can’t believe I wasted my “Gay Billy Jack” line on Russell Brand.

  13. Kim Kardashian
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    Mooo muthaf*cka Moooooo!

  14. Candice Swanepoel
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    I always wear my training bra to the beach… please get a more flattering bathing suit… your from VS you should have lots of choices.

  15. Michael Pitt
    squishy
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    Promotion for awesomely rockin shoes?!

  16. Nick Nolte
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    This is not the man that co-starred in 48 hours. He’s a doppleganger.

  17. Shemar Moore
    Feral B
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    I thought she would be safe… here in Belize…

    I was wrong.

    Damn you, Skarsgard, damn you.

    *sobs*

  18. Zac Efron
    Feral B
    Commented on this photo:

    **Strolling away…

    Ok, gotta run, Tom… sorry, I forgot, ‘Allejandro’. Anyway, um, yeah thanks. Love the boat. See ya.

    What’s that? Oh, your bike shorts ARE stuck in my pants again! Ha!

  19. Nick Nolte
    Dusty Diamond
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    Phillip Seymour Hoffman has really let himself go after Charlie Wilson’s War

  20. Janice Dickinson
    Feral B
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    “Ok ok, you’re right. Whilst I don’t agree it smells like ‘The Bat Cave’, here’s your $50″

  21. Janice Dickinson
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    Looks a hell of a lot better than the face.

  22. Cee Lo Green
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    Tits or GTFO…nevermind….

  23. Shemar Moore
    HailSatan
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    Do black people make these names up from using words from a 1 year old having a conversation with a 8 month old? Shemar. Latisha, Lamar, LaRhonda, DeShawn etc.

    Really?

  24. Zac Efron
    HailSatan
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    He deserves a swift kick in the cock

  25. Cee Lo Green
    HailSatan
    Commented on this photo:

    Question. Who pays to see this short idiot and why?

  26. Michael Pitt
    HailSatan
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    Floods over bozo!

  27. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOO

  28. Candice Swanepoel
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She is freakishly narrow. Unbelievable.

  29. Michael Douglas Kenny G
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe Jared Leto NEEDS that eyeliner….

  30. Snooki
    Classy
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    The caption on this should read, “I didn’t think it was possible to put everything that is wrong with the United States into one picture….until now.”

  31. Mischa Barton
    Cristina
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    What the heck happened to her?! This is sad. She was STUNNING back in her OC days.

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