The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.5.12

July 5th, 2012 // 576 Comments

This is how awesome Photo Boy is:

I gave the dude the day off to be the best man at a wedding, yet he still gets up early and surprises me with a The Crap We Missed so there’d still be one today even though I’m flying solo. But then I noticed there’s not a single shot of Richard Grieco in here, so I don’t know why he even bothered. First, you bail on a burrito, and now this? What happened to us? Did you watch The Notebook?

I’ll be at my mother’s,

- The Superficial

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shemar Moore
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    Is that his wife, or the hotter chick they hang with?

  2. Cee Lo Green
    Mickey01232000
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    Looks like he is about 8 1/2 months.

  3. Michael Douglas Kenny G
    Dick Hell
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    Mediocrity has been very very good to these guys.

  4. Cee Lo Green
    me
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    sexy….

  5. Michael Douglas Kenny G
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    ..Michael: his body is in Malibu; his mind… not so much.

  6. Dakota Fanning
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    See? You CAN grow out of cuteness.

  7. Zac Efron
    squarilyn
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    So sad. Jack Osbourne is really going downhill fast.

  8. Mischa Barton
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    She’s there, of course, because.. whenever you think of a $250,000+ car…. you think of Mischa.

  9. Katy Perry
    squarilyn
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    Katie Perry: Part of Me. (Hint: it’s boobs!)

  10. Janice Dickinson
    Bob
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    Mom, you’re embarrassing me!

    • donkeylicks

      How come no else pointed out that this looks exactly like a still frame taken of an olympic diver mid Triple Lindy?

  11. Zac Efron
    vgrly
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    His feet look really small here. I wonder any correlation to his …..

  12. Janice Dickinson
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    I’m not sure what’s next on the “Things to do to get pap’ed” list, but it might be scary.

  13. Sasha Gradiva
    Dick Hell
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    Don’t sell her short, that’s Russian singer AND farm implements calendar-girl Sasha Gradiva.

  14. Michael Douglas Kenny G
    Netta
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    Michael Douglas? Are you sure this isn’t an extra from The Walking Dead set?

  15. Queen Latifah
    Abby Normal
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    If that outfit blows people in the first four rows are toast.

  16. Shemar Moore
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    There’s got to be a better way to suggest motorboating…

  17. Snooki
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    Class act.

  18. Nick Nolte
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    PEW PEW PEW!!!

  19. Imogen Thomas
    Mr. Poop
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    Looks painful.

  20. Irina Shayk
    Sven Golly
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    Behind every great supermodel there’s a Boner-Boy.

  21. Hilary Duff
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    She’s getting there.

  22. Shemar Moore
    vgrly
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    Great time for her to let out a nice juicy fart…..

  23. Snooki
    MarkM
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    All she needs is the sign that says “I will work for food.”

  24. Kim Kardashian
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    moo.

  25. Cee Lo Green
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    Must suck to not be able to scratch your belly button.

  26. Candice Swanepoel
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    yum.

  27. Lady Gaga
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    Invisible gunfight? Didn’t Madonna do that first too?

  28. Shemar Moore
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    Now that is a dedicated man…he’s exfoliating her ass cellulite with his head stubble

  29. Snooki
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    “Oh. This is supposed to be for the baby?”

  30. Zac Efron
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    Probably a good a place as any to field test your new Gaydar X-Ray Specs™

  31. Snooki
    JC
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    Let’s just hope that, in spite of the debilitating effects of fetal alcohol syndrome, the child will eventually have the wherewithal and strength to kill his mother and everyone she knows.

  32. Michael Pitt
    Salt
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    LOL

  33. Zac Efron
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    I was going to say “Frankie Goes to Hollywood,” but this is way too gay for that.

  34. Snooki
    bonerspunk
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    Does anyone else feel sorry for that child?

  35. Snooki
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    And somewhere, back in the store cooler, a baby is wedged between a case of Coors Light and 40 of MIckey’s.

  36. Michael Douglas Kenny G
    MarkM
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    A lot of shots of Michael without Catherine lately.

  37. Nick Nolte
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    Indiana Jones: The Retirement Years

  38. Snooki
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    Her ultrasound showed the fetus was a pony keg.

  39. Dakota Fanning
    MarkM
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    Look at me…I’m Michael Douglas! Get it?

  40. Kim Kardashian
    Josh
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  41. Cee Lo Green
    MarkM
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    I finally understand the words to “Black Hole Sun.”

  42. Katy Perry
    JC
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    “Pssst…Snow White! Why do you look so much whorier than you do in the cartoon?”

  43. Michael Pitt
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    “I SPECIFICALLY told you PRE SHRUNK.”

  44. Snooki
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    I wasn’t aware she’d already given birth; it looks so healthy, compared to what I’d envisioned!

  45. Candice Swanepoel
    Josh
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    Sammich. She needs one.

  46. Michael Douglas Kenny G
    bonerspunk
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    Nice to see Kenny G visiting burn victims in Malibu.

  47. Rumer Willis
    MarkM
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    And after a photo finish, Rumor Willis wins by a chin!

  48. Irina Shayk
    JC
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    “Fine, I’ll give you a tug job, but I’m not going to look!”

  49. Janice Dickinson
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    I don’t know which lips are more disgusting.

  50. Lady Gaga
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    Pictured : Irrelevance.

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