This is how awesome Photo Boy is:
I gave the dude the day off to be the best man at a wedding, yet he still gets up early and surprises me with a The Crap We Missed so there’d still be one today even though I’m flying solo. But then I noticed there’s not a single shot of Richard Grieco in here, so I don’t know why he even bothered. First, you bail on a burrito, and now this? What happened to us? Did you watch The Notebook?
I’ll be at my mother’s,
- The Superficial
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Is that his wife, or the hotter chick they hang with?
Wanna date a rich guy? I found a sugar daddy at http://meetarichhguy.gu.ma/
leave us alone, dad.
Looks like he is about 8 1/2 months.
Or in Jessica Simpson terms, 6 weeks
Mediocrity has been very very good to these guys.
sexy….
..Michael: his body is in Malibu; his mind… not so much.
See? You CAN grow out of cuteness.
So sad. Jack Osbourne is really going downhill fast.
I’d say he’s more like a cross between Jack Osborne and George Michael here…
She’s there, of course, because.. whenever you think of a $250,000+ car…. you think of Mischa.
No she is there because whenever someone has a 1/4 million to drop on a car then they can spend lots of $ on cocaine. Where there is coke there is coke whores.
Are you implying she isn’t actually 40?
Aston Martin’s and $20 coke whores go together like gin and tonic.
Katie Perry: Part of Me. (Hint: it’s boobs!)
Mom, you’re embarrassing me!
How come no else pointed out that this looks exactly like a still frame taken of an olympic diver mid Triple Lindy?
His feet look really small here. I wonder any correlation to his …..
what? shoes?
His magic doodle stick.
Career.
I’m not sure what’s next on the “Things to do to get pap’ed” list, but it might be scary.
Don’t sell her short, that’s Russian singer AND farm implements calendar-girl Sasha Gradiva.
Michael Douglas? Are you sure this isn’t an extra from The Walking Dead set?
If that outfit blows people in the first four rows are toast.
There’s got to be a better way to suggest motorboating…
Class act.
Oh look it’s a homeless boil.
PEW PEW PEW!!!
Accompanied by the sounds of the squeaky toy he’s wielding.
Looks painful.
Behind every great supermodel there’s a Boner-Boy.
She’s getting there.
Great time for her to let out a nice juicy fart…..
All she needs is the sign that says “I will work for food.”
moo.
Must suck to not be able to scratch your belly button.
Just needs to dig a little is all…imagine the lint that sucker holds!!
yum.
Invisible gunfight? Didn’t Madonna do that first too?
Now that is a dedicated man…he’s exfoliating her ass cellulite with his head stubble
It’s a great itching post.
You couldn’t be more gay if you posted a pic of yourself blowing 2 dudes.
that was uncalled for
“Oh. This is supposed to be for the baby?”
Alternate joke:
“Well, I didn’t want to buy the 30-pack of Coors Light, but the store was all out of my Calico Jack rum!”
Probably a good a place as any to field test your new Gaydar X-Ray Specs™
Let’s just hope that, in spite of the debilitating effects of fetal alcohol syndrome, the child will eventually have the wherewithal and strength to kill his mother and everyone she knows.
LOL
I was going to say “Frankie Goes to Hollywood,” but this is way too gay for that.
That’s creepy…I just listened to ‘Relax’ not 10 minutes ago.
synchronicity
Does anyone else feel sorry for that child?
And somewhere, back in the store cooler, a baby is wedged between a case of Coors Light and 40 of MIckey’s.
A lot of shots of Michael without Catherine lately.
Indiana Jones: The Retirement Years
Indiana Jones: The Onset of Dementia.
Her ultrasound showed the fetus was a pony keg.
Look at me…I’m Michael Douglas! Get it?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I finally understand the words to “Black Hole Sun.”
Nice Soundgarden reference!
“Pssst…Snow White! Why do you look so much whorier than you do in the cartoon?”
“I SPECIFICALLY told you PRE SHRUNK.”
I wasn’t aware she’d already given birth; it looks so healthy, compared to what I’d envisioned!
Sammich. She needs one.
you sound fat
you sound gay. painfully gay.
Sounds to me like billy prefers the big dongs;)
Nice to see Kenny G visiting burn victims in Malibu.
And after a photo finish, Rumor Willis wins by a chin!
“Fine, I’ll give you a tug job, but I’m not going to look!”
I don’t know which lips are more disgusting.
Pictured : Irrelevance.