The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.31.14

July 31st, 2014 // 266 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for Hepatitus jokes (Haha! That dock has it now!) and pretending you wouldn’t happily die under the crushing weight of whatever Coco‘s ass is filled with. Is it racist if I guess Kool-Aid? But don’t stop there. Go ahead and take a stab (literally, please, if you get the opportunity) at Chris Brown‘s new gold teeth, Leo‘s new vice that has surprisingly nothing to do with vaginas attached to beautiful women, and Maitland Ward‘s basically naked cosplay.

“There’s no way they let her wear that! *breathes into bag* You can see her nipp– *passes out, crushes almost finished cardboard TARDIS replica*” – Everyone who misses the entire point of everything.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
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    I didn’t know you could vape raw cookie dough.

  2. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
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    “Crikey! I could have had a V-8!”

  3. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
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    All that’s missing is the Looney Tunes theme song.

  4. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
    oldfool
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    Did Mike Myers reboot “Coffee Talk”?

  5. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
    timmyfigs
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    He’s obviously preparing for the Addams Family reboot.

  6. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
    timmyfigs
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    “What do you mean it was just a dream?!”

  7. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
    timmyfigs
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    IHOP twice in one week!

  8. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt Stupid Hat
    ^$&%@!
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    Ok Kate Moss just rose up a notch…

  9. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
    Deva
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    “Yeah Dawg, you know Jay Z don’t slap that bitch like I do.”

  10. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “Soon the rebellion will be crushed, and I will drink this cold soda.”

  11. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    Gordon GEICO
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    It’s nice to see that Max Hardcore has still got it.

  12. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Rampage Photo Shoot
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    Ireland Baldwin??? Oh, I thought this was a sneak peek at the new season of “The Walking Dead.”

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
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    Careful, Jonah Hill might see this and tomorrow you’ll read that he OD’d vaping.

  14. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
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    What the fuck is up with her left kneecap?

    • Knees are funny looking things, especially when in motion.

    • Dr Plaid

      They look even funnier when caught in the split second of a camera shot. There is nothing wrong with her knee, it’s just the picture moment. Half the pictures on this site are only interesting because they were caught at just the right time.

  15. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
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    The battery died on that phone two hours ago; but he won’t shut the fuck up long enough to notice.

  16. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Dreamcather Tatto Butt See Through Dress Instagram
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    That is the dumbest cattle brand I have ever seen!

  17. Ali Larter Cleavage
    dennis
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    In my mind, she is commando underneath that dress.

  18. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
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    Do vapers still taste like cremated hog anus?

  19. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
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    Why the fuck do women want to be with this double-bagger?

    • Is there anything in the Constitution, or maybe the Declaration of Independence, that says that we have to like this guy? Anything prohibiting someone’s putting a bullet in his brain-pan? (NOTE: No implication made that he has a brain.)

  20. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Dreamcather Tatto Butt See Through Dress Instagram
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    WTF is up with getting tattoos under your armpit? When did this become a thing?

  21. Miranda Kerr Topless In Bathtub Instagram
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    Trying so hard to redeem herself.

  22. Chrissy Tiegen Candice Swanepoel Lily Aldridge Butts Tight Jeans
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    I see they’ve all mastered the ‘heels even when not wearing heels’ pose.

  23. Mel B Cleavage Legs Minidress Americas Got Talent Season 9 Live Voting Post Show
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    yup. always would/wood.

  24. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Jeans
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    Fake tits and no ass

  25. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Rampage Photo Shoot
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    …meh.

  26. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
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    …actually, this is a scene from that ‘starman’ sequel we’ve waiting for …the kid has his dad’s balls. (get it?)

  27. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
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    …yes.

  28. Ali Larter Cleavage
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    …hot.

  29. Stephen Dorff Gold Tooth
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    *hahahahaha* …oh, crack.

  30. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    …i pray i’m never one of those old guys who does’nt know when to give up the ‘sleeveless muscle shirt’ look …even jack lalanne had the self-awareness to cover up after 70.

  31. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Eating Lunch Fred Segal
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    *across the table; brett ratner, trying desperately to continue explaining why she’s not right for the role in his next film, but going completely blank in mid-sentence…

  32. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
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    …i’m sorry i passed out, what were talking about? oh, right, the photo of Coc… [passes out again]

  33. Christina Milian Nipples Tight Dress
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    …another adorable little psycho.

  34. Lily Allen Butt Tight Green Jeans
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    …did she fall out of the hot tub time machine?

  35. Kate Moss Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top
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    …less than meh.

  36. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Rampage Photo Shoot
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    Hi, Ireland. Nice to see ya.
    MEANWHILE: Did Fish ever do a story on the fact that ScarJo did some nudity (FULL frontal, no less) in a movie? I ran across some caps yesterday…Wunderbar!

  37. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt Stupid Hat
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    …yeesh.

  38. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
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    …i still don’t get it with this funny looking broad & her bolt-ons.

  39. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
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    The sad thing is that this trend of huge asses is starting to spread beyond the US…

  40. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
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    “I taught Conrad Pooh everything he knows”

  41. Kate Moss Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top
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    Bitch hit the wall and the wall hit back…

  42. Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress the Americas Got Talent Season 9 Live Voting Post Show
    Vladimir
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    Pretty sure that’s not how you wear that dress…

  43. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
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    Apussysezwhat?

  44. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    Johnny Winter’s looking pretty good considering he’s dead.

  45. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Rampage Photo Shoot
    granny grillz yo!
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    she looks like a baldwin bro in the face.

  46. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Eating Lunch Fred Segal
    Helena Handbasket
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    Why do celebs stick their tongues out like lizards when they eat? I don’t know any normal people who do this. It’s not attractive.

  47. Miranda Kerr Topless In Bathtub Instagram
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    Weird face. Weird face!!

  48. Christina Milian Nipples Tight Dress
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    One of my favorites right here.

  49. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
    Renzomatic
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    I been brown nosing me mum, the stain is permanent now.

  50. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts Heels Rick Salomon Getting On Boat
    Im a girl
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    Her legs are fucking awesome! I literally stared at them for 15 minutes straight. I want to be like her when I grow up!
    Minus the Hep. And the ridiculous marriages. And the sex tape.

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