The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.31.14

July 31st, 2014 // 266 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for Hepatitus jokes (Haha! That dock has it now!) and pretending you wouldn’t happily die under the crushing weight of whatever Coco‘s ass is filled with. Is it racist if I guess Kool-Aid? But don’t stop there. Go ahead and take a stab (literally, please, if you get the opportunity) at Chris Brown‘s new gold teeth, Leo‘s new vice that has surprisingly nothing to do with vaginas attached to beautiful women, and Maitland Ward‘s basically naked cosplay.

“There’s no way they let her wear that! *breathes into bag* You can see her nipp– *passes out, crushes almost finished cardboard TARDIS replica*” – Everyone who misses the entire point of everything.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    Oh yeah, baby, you ROCK those thrift store jeans!

  2. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt Stupid Hat
    JimBB
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    Excuse me sir, but could you kindly direct me to your finest crack dealers, please?

  3. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Royal Health Insurance doesn’t include dental?

  4. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
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    Met her in real life. She’s seriously a cute, tiny little thing.

  5. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    Jeez, take pity and just go open the door for her, will you? You know she’s never going to figure out that handle.

  6. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
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    “You’re sad enough. You’re beautiful. Let’s have sex.”

  7. Christina Milian Nipples Tight Dress
    anonymous
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    She looks good.

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
    Short Round
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    Leo was nervous. He knew he shouldn’t be. It was far away and couldn’t reach him. He inhaled lightly to soothe his mind but just couldn’t shake the feeling. Suddenly, someone’s phone rang and a shiver ran down Leo’s spine… Is there a Leo here? It’s some Jonah…

  9. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
    JimBB
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    My life crystal is definitely glowing.

  10. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
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    Janet Snakehole

  11. James Franco Effeminate Hand Gesture Scott Haze Child Of God
    Short Round
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    I’m gald James Franco finally found meaningful and full employment as a hand model.

  12. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
    On the other hand
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    what is the deal with Ibiza? Every fucking pop star, actor and actress is there now, jumping off yachts and partying in the clubs.

  13. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Jeans
    Short Round
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    Love how she still tries even though she had me at the first time I saw her bend over on a poster 20 years ago.

  14. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Dreamcather Tatto Butt See Through Dress Instagram
    Swearin
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    So, she got a tattoo about her dead dog? Her Redneck levels just went up another 5 points

  15. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    Swearin
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    I don’t like the direction they’re taking with the Dallas character in Magic Mike 2

  16. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Jeans
    Swearin
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    Fuck you, window sign, I would take dozens of pictures of her without permission

  17. Rihanna Cleavage Bra No Shirt Under Denim Jacket Legs Miniskirt
    Short Round
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    They mostly come out at night. Mostly…

  18. Chrissy Tiegen Candice Swanepoel Lily Aldridge Butts Tight Jeans
    Swearin
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    Anyone got a bucket of cold water on hand? Just curious

  19. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
    Short Round
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    Damn it, what’s the name of that poisonous flower Walter used…

  20. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt Stupid Hat
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    That #Freethenipple thing doesn’t sound so good now does it?

  21. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Rampage Photo Shoot
    Swearin
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    It’s gotta be tough to try and get into modeling when your dad has the time and resources to hunt down everyone who’s present at your photo shoots

  22. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
    Hank E. Ring
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    Wow, I finally get the horse joke!

  23. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    He’s the gallstone cowboy.

  24. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Dreamcather Tatto Butt See Through Dress Instagram
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    Man… this young lady’s body is just getting closer and closer to Lohaning any minute now.

  25. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
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    “Hello. Is this the gold toofs store?”

  26. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
    ultra
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    She and Lindsay Lohan should open an IHOP.

  27. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    “I’m here to kill wives and drink Fresca, and I’m all out of–oops, nope, I still have half a can left.”

  28. Ali Larter Cleavage
    wauggy
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    yum

  29. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
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    “My…brain…hurts…doctor….Gumby.”

  30. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Eating Lunch Fred Segal
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    “Look! I’m eating “SEE-food,” get it?”

  31. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
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    Finally! A dog big enough for her to do a Coppertone Ad with!

  32. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt Stupid Hat
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    “I’m very sorry, ma’am. Can you describe what your dignity looked like? And when you last had it?”

  33. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Eating Lunch Fred Segal
    diego
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    Jenny the Hutt

  34. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
    Cap'n O
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    Jesus, someone has been hitting the gym. She locks fantastic.

    Of course, it helps that you cannot see your face.

    Thumbs down below basement nerds.

  35. Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress the Americas Got Talent Season 9 Live Voting Post Show
    Wally's Beaver
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    Any larger and Lauer’s peen will be touching her.

  36. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Jeans
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    1. Size 12 feet.

    2. Pants tucked into boots?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  37. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
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    Looks like her tits died trying to escape the rest of her body.

  38. Kate Moss Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top
    wayners
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    Bloody ‘ell, were’s me ‘eroin. Where’s Keef when ya need ‘em.

  39. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
    anonymous
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    Is she wearing some sort of sheer unitard underneath that or is she just letting it all air out?

  40. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
    Sloppy Redneck
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    My eyes hurt !!!

  41. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
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    Fap, Fapper!

  42. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
    j/k
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    MOAR!

  43. Stephen Dorff Gold Tooth
    Michael
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    He would’ve made a great Wolverine. Oh well, we’re stuck with Hugh Jackman.

  44. Zoe Saldana Butt Pregnant Belly Late Show With David Letterman
    Michael
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    This is how it’s done, Kim.

  45. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
    t
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    Can you understand da words coming outta my mouf?!

  46. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Dreamcather Tatto Butt See Through Dress Instagram
    cc
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    Is that the RCA dog listening to the phonograph?

  47. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
    Meshuggah Tits
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    “I tol’ you I’m GAAAYYYYY!”

  48. Stephen Dorff Gold Tooth
    cc
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    He thought he was doing a cockney accent but really he was just shitfaced.

  49. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
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    +1,000,000

  50. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
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    mmmmm…. pleats.

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