The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.31.14

July 31st, 2014 // 266 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for Hepatitus jokes (Haha! That dock has it now!) and pretending you wouldn’t happily die under the crushing weight of whatever Coco‘s ass is filled with. Is it racist if I guess Kool-Aid? But don’t stop there. Go ahead and take a stab (literally, please, if you get the opportunity) at Chris Brown‘s new gold teeth, Leo‘s new vice that has surprisingly nothing to do with vaginas attached to beautiful women, and Maitland Ward‘s basically naked cosplay.

“There’s no way they let her wear that! *breathes into bag* You can see her nipp– *passes out, crushes almost finished cardboard TARDIS replica*” – Everyone who misses the entire point of everything.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Eating Lunch Fred Segal
    dbag
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    Her favorite: Little boy penis soup.

  2. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Dreamcather Tatto Butt See Through Dress Instagram
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    wait…is that Coco standing behind her?

  3. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Jeans
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    She can do no wrong in my eyes. Still as sexy as ever. I’d nail her ass to the wall.

  4. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Rampage Photo Shoot
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    “And because of the nature of your family and the sins they have done, we have found you the biggest communion wafer in the world”

  5. Stephen Dorff Gold Tooth
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    I remember him from the Blue e-cigarette commercials. and literally nothing else.

    • anonymous

      He was in Blade. Still one of the best Marvel superhero movies made without unlimited Mickey money. And it was Rated R.

      Deadpool needs to be made the same way.

      • Damn right. That was one of the best Marvel movies. They made it in a way where you wouldn’t even know it was comic book movie. It was just a bad ass action flick. The second one was even better and the 3rd was good too.

        He played a great villain.

      • …i always reference ‘blade’ as one of the top 10 best comic book movies (so many do’nt even know), and just a great horror/action/sci-fi movie, period.

  6. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
    dbag
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    Lets count how many things in this photo that arn’t real. Whoever’s closest wins nothing.

  7. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Eating Lunch Fred Segal
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    Practicing for the next dictator she performs for.

  8. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt Stupid Hat
    cajunhawk
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    If I was strung out on heroin…I would totally bang her. She wouldn’t be a good meth lay. Too mopey and incoherent.

  9. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
    cajunhawk
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    Do your tits hang low? Do they wobble too and fro?

  10. Lily Allen Butt Tight Green Jeans
    dbag
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    Vibrator 11 oClock.

  11. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
    Eric
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    WHASSUP?

  12. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
    cajunhawk
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    This chicks seems like a dead ringer to play Harley Quinn one day.

  13. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    I love this guy, he had the best murder defense ever: “I couldn’t have killed my wife, because I was in the restaurant retrieving the gun I left behind”

  14. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
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    Dat ass ain’t no optical illusion. It’s just perfect.

  15. Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress the Americas Got Talent Season 9 Live Voting Post Show
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    That’s not a talent. That’s just getting knocked up.

  16. Zoe Saldana Butt Pregnant Belly Late Show With David Letterman
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    Pregnancy is working out well for her.

  17. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
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    “If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer”.
    “I’m not falling for that again!”
    WHACK
    “I fell for it again, I’m telling Mummy”

  18. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Jeans
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    I’d say she still looks good, but she’s only 42…which is still in the zone for “is supposed to look good”. So I’d do her, but I’d want it understood first that neither of us is doing the other a favor.

  19. Christina Milian Nipples Tight Dress
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    Always loved this sexy little lady.

  20. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
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    Beiber did what to Miranda? AIGH!!!

  21. Kate Moss Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top
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    Just sad.

  22. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Jeans
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    Still sore after yesterday’s sex tape shoot.

  23. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Jeans
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    Please stop paying for photos of this family, the quicker people stop paying photographers the quicker this family disappears from everyones lives…

    • Michael

      If Kendall can avoid getting tons of plastic surgery and appearing in porno, and maybe keep the modeling jig going for her, she might get out Scott free.

  24. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
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    Still would. It’ll be hard not to cum in her hair though.

    • dennis

      She can take it off for you since it’s a wig.

      • I agree with Don. She’s been looking better and better over the last several months, and I, for one, would make an ardent endeavor to check out the changes, up close and personal. And cumming in her hair would be fun!

  25. James Franco Effeminate Hand Gesture Scott Haze Child Of God
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    Maybe an angry vengeful God.

  26. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
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    Please dear God please take away all the elephant asses

  27. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
    JimBB
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    Quick, while he’s distracted by a supermodel, someone please replace the pipe with a gun.

  28. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
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    “…uh…. yeah. I’ll have a four-cheese, onion rings, some fries, and a bottle of Sprite… Hello? HELLO? HEY! HELLO! FUCKING ANSWER ME! GET ME MY FUCKING ORDER, BITCH! THE FUCKING NERVE OF THESE FUCKERS. I’LL FUCKING WRECK YOU AND YOUR BOYS!”

    “Chris. You’re talking to a drinks coaster.”

  29. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
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    An over sized cartoon character and a giant stuffed animal.

  30. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
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    Nice tits. Really nice.

  31. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts Heels Rick Salomon Getting On Boat
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    Hah. I was in Copenhagen on the 29th – I wondered what the smell was.

  32. Kate Moss Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top
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    time to start trolling her younger sister

  33. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
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    It’s like she doesn’t know her tits are flat and gross.

  34. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts Heels Rick Salomon Getting On Boat
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    In Holland, it’s referred to as a caravanpark and hoer.

  35. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt Stupid Hat
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    They just called my Kathy Griffin… can I sue them for that?

  36. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
    JimBB
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    I specifically requested a FEMALE sparring partner!

    ….Yes, I know they’re harder to find!

    …Look, just do it, okay!

  37. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
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    Which one of these is more synthetic?

  38. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Dreamcather Tatto Butt See Through Dress Instagram
    JimBB
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    Now proudly sporting the “Future Cat Ladies of America” seal of approval!

  39. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    Looks like Fred the Cockatoo has been replaced by a vulture circling overhead.

  40. Zoe Saldana Butt Pregnant Belly Late Show With David Letterman
    Jackmac
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    Glad to see security holding back her adoring fan.

  41. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Jeans
    Jackmac
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    When did Joe Jonas grow a ponytail?

  42. James Franco Effeminate Hand Gesture Scott Haze Child Of God
    JimBB
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    I think “James Franco” doesn’t even exist. I suspect his entire existence of just one big performance-art piece entitled “How Easy It Is to Get an Ivy League Ph.D. When You’re Famous.”

  43. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
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    Love her

  44. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    Eejut
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    You’re move Rourke.

  45. Miranda Kerr Topless In Bathtub Instagram
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    That’s a tub of her own cum from just thinking about two dude-ladies fighting over her.

  46. Stephen Dorff Gold Tooth
    JimBB
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    Wow, scored a really nice blanket today down at the Salvation Army. It really pays to hang around and get first crack when the donors come in.

  47. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
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    Dude seriously – your breath glows after you do oral on a supermodel

  48. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    JimBB
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    Say what you want about this guy, but nobody does divorce better.

  49. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
    JimBB
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    And of course, she walked right around the hidden trap.

  50. Elizabeth Berkeley Legs Cellulite Short Shorts
    JimBB
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    Say cheese!

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