The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.31.14

July 31st, 2014 // 266 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily repository for Hepatitus jokes (Haha! That dock has it now!) and pretending you wouldn’t happily die under the crushing weight of whatever Coco‘s ass is filled with. Is it racist if I guess Kool-Aid? But don’t stop there. Go ahead and take a stab (literally, please, if you get the opportunity) at Chris Brown‘s new gold teeth, Leo‘s new vice that has surprisingly nothing to do with vaginas attached to beautiful women, and Maitland Ward‘s basically naked cosplay.

“There’s no way they let her wear that! *breathes into bag* You can see her nipp– *passes out, crushes almost finished cardboard TARDIS replica*” – Everyone who misses the entire point of everything.

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
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    I loved her on “Parks and Rec”.

  2. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
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    She doesn’t look right with clothes on. Or naked.

  3. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    renotastic
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    Killer hat.

  4. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
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    “Me and my boys just shot a double feature sex tape with the Jenner sisters. It will be “leaked” in October. They do it all. Vivid paid so much for this one.”

  5. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
    dbag
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    Come onnnnn battle axe.

  6. Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress the Americas Got Talent Season 9 Live Voting Post Show
    renotastic
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    Yes. I’m the sire of this one, as well.

  7. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
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    I genuinely thought that was Snooki.

  8. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Dreamcather Tatto Butt See Through Dress Instagram
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    It’s so considerate of her to tattoo her favourite position under her pit. It saves guys the trouble of guessing and the awkwardness of asking.

  9. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
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    She seems more relevant suddenly.

  10. James Franco Effeminate Hand Gesture Scott Haze Child Of God
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    Are you serious with hair piece, Scott Haze?

  11. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Urban Undead Cowboy.

  12. James Franco Effeminate Hand Gesture Scott Haze Child Of God
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    “Kiss the rings, bitch.”
    “You’re not wearing any rings.”
    “KISS THEM!”

  13. Ali Larter Cleavage
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    Yes.

  14. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
    dbag
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    Just a little more to your right ma’am.

  15. Prince Charles Derpface Sandringham Flower Show
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Fingers & teeth only a reptilian mother could love.

  16. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
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    “Saucer-1 to Beautiful-man2, do you read?”
    “This is not the time JONAH!!!”

  17. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
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    I would love to visit Aubrey Plaza.

  18. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Rampage Photo Shoot
    Cock Dr
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    Is that what she’s doing there? Selling clothes?

  19. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt Stupid Hat
    frankie
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    No I am sorry mam, I did not see the horse you rode in on. Is there anything else I can do for you?

  20. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Dreamcather Tatto Butt See Through Dress Instagram
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    What a dumb ass looking tattoo. And I can’t even read what’s on it.

    • It appears to be a low quality drawing of a cat saying “with a little help from my friends”

      which is clearly a deeply meaningful and spiritual tattoo that she’ll never regret in a week or get tired of and get another one to bolster her short attention span.

      • its worse than that. its her dead fucking dog. she could clearly afford to go to a GOOD tattoo artist, but she took the hillbilly route and probably had jethro from down the block do it, so she could be more ‘street’. DIE IN A HOTEL FIRE YOU SKANK.

  21. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
    dbag
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    Someone get her out of Taylor Swift’s closet.

  22. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
    Jackmac
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    His grill needs braces!!

  23. Elizabeth Berkeley Legs Cellulite Short Shorts
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Don’t show, Girl.

  24. James Franco Effeminate Hand Gesture Scott Haze Child Of God
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    “Let’s be Fancy!”

  25. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts Heels Rick Salomon Getting On Boat
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    I’ll take some of that. Hepatitis be damned.

  26. Chris Brown Gold Teeth Yacht Saint Tropez
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    “Heeyyyyy baby! How’s my favorite punching bag doin’???

  27. Ali Larter Cleavage
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    I approve that she’s letting her girls run wild.

  28. Stephen Dorff Gold Tooth
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    Looks like three quarters of the homeless population down at Venice Beach.

  29. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    Jackmac
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    Take my wife, please! Bum dum bump.

  30. Miranda Kerr Topless In Bathtub Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Since her night with the Maple Douche Miranda just can’t quit trying to get clean.

  31. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    He looks like Death itself. To his wife, quite literally.

  32. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    The Adventures of the Cigar Store Indian 2014

  33. Miranda Kerr Topless In Bathtub Instagram
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    Forever Tainted.

  34. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    I forgive the Rodman thing. We all make mistakes, although perhaps not of that magnitude.

  35. Pamela Anderson Legs Short Shorts Heels Rick Salomon Getting On Boat
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    Those shoes are just not drawbridge appropriate.

  36. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking eCig Green Glow
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    I don’t have an explanation for it, but the word “vape” or any conjugated forms of it trigger an intensely irrational urge for violence in me.

    Maybe it’s because smokers think they’ve found a loophole that will let them ignore the last 30 years of progress we’ve made towards controlling their assholery.

    I do feel bad for them though, it must be frustrating to finish a smoke and not have a piece of trash to throw on the ground to punctuate their satisfaction and contempt for the world that isn’t them.

  37. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
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    TWO flapjacks in 1 day, Fish?

  38. Kate Moss Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top
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    Those heels are as high as her boobs are sagging low.

  39. Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress the Americas Got Talent Season 9 Live Voting Post Show
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    “We’re live at America’s Got Talent, and Matt Lauer, what’s your talent?”

    (points to Savannah Guthrie’s stomach) “SEXIN!!!!”

  40. Elizabeth Berkeley Legs Cellulite Short Shorts
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    The warble is back. I love it.

  41. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
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    Well, there goes the need for imagination.

  42. Aubrey Plaza Legs Minidskirt Heels
    cajunhawk
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    But unlike Taylor Swift…she actually has something called…LEGS.

  43. Coco Huge Ass Tight Pants Giant Stuffed Dog Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Plaid best displays the bending of space/time around her haunches. If you go in be warned, when you come back out it’ll be the year 10,947 and our robot masters won’t be very sympathetic to your bodacious booty explanations.

  44. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Jeans
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    10000000/10 would still bang and love it. and then die of all the STDs.

  45. Stephen Dorff Gold Tooth
    cajunhawk
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    Things are coming up Dorf…

  46. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    dbag
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    Octogenarian cowboy chic.

  47. Christina Milian Nipples Tight Dress
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    I would like to enjoy her company in either my bed or hers.

  48. Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress the Americas Got Talent Season 9 Live Voting Post Show
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    Is the baby his? I wouldn’t be surprised.

  49. Lady Gaga Saggy Side Boob Nipple No Bra Curly Wig
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    Howard Stern’s looking good these days.

  50. Maitland Ward Logans Run Cosplay Comic Con
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    We get it, fatty, you have huge knockers.

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