The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.30.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which features Kate Upton tossing her boobs back into the ring. She posted that pic up there to Instagram as if to say, “Partially seeing these still gets you boys riled up, right? What Fappening?” I have to say it worked. I’m still on board, Kate. We’ve also got Alexander Skarsgard at a press conference for his movie The Diary of a Teenage Girl. I’m not shitting you, he’s really in that movie. That info, coupled with this story about a Law & Order director getting arrested for child porn should be all the evidence you need that we’re in The Matrix of my design. Black guys saying it all with their eyes are my bullet-time. Are you beginning to believe?

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