The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.3.14

July 3rd, 2014 // 434 Comments

Alright everybody, it’s your last The Crap We Missed before we celebrate America’s birthday by passing out drunk on top of the grill before the escorts even get there. What, you don’t like to barbeque? So, I managed to put together another hearty selection of essentially innocent celebrity candids for us all to project shameful, humiliating and albeit completely untrue scenarios onto. Yay, Internets! With that in mind, here’s back-to-back Kelly Brook shots that I almost felt guilty about until I remembered my soul died circa 1993, Lily Allen‘s stomach because see previous and the inevitable outcome of all that Jersey Shore bullshit that we waited patiently for.

They actually look so depressed they might kill themselves! Happy Fourth of July Everyone!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Fat Brother Rob Kardashian Body Pillow Instagram
    buzz
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    Smoking weed and drinking sizzurp makes you sleepy, yo.

  2. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
    Dick Nose
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    That got really fucking ugly, really fucking fast

  3. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
    Dick Nose
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    Look I’m one of you!!

  4. Liv Tyler Panty Flash Upskirt
    A Realist
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    I don’t want to close my eyes, I don’t want to fall asleep, cause I’d miss it, babe…Breeze, go on and do your thang….

  5. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
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    The picture really speaks for itself.

    • eatme

      …hell yeah. fucking lame how people keep reposting the SAME joke when then joke doesn’t need to be stated.

  6. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    Kris Jenner
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    That is not where I want my head on a hot summer day

  7. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    Joe Blow
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    Wait… it isn’t Thanksgiving, Christmas or New Years… so which parade are they using this balloon in?

  8. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    A Realist
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    It writes itself sometimes.

  9. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    satan'srighthand74
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    Violet Beauregarde is all grown up now. Still looking like a blueberry after leaving Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory

  10. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
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    They look like a bunch of carnies showing up for work at the county fair.

    • Marketing Mike

      Now that you mention it, Jersey is like a run-down County Fair,
      at the end of the worlds largest (and smelliest) Land Fill.

  11. Amber Rose Huge Ass Spandex Dress
    A Realist
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    “SANCTUARY!!!! SANCT-CHOOO-ARY!!!”

  12. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    dwain
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    Who’s driving? Casper or Hank?

  13. Khloe Kardashian Fat Brother Rob Kardashian Body Pillow Instagram
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    All the cuddling without all the horrible touching

  14. Irina Shayk Nipples Leather Tank Top Guys Arm Around Neck Chiltern Firehouse
    A Realist
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    “Get off of me, Artie Lange!”

  15. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes Walking With Cane
    Joe Blow
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    You’d think that by now SOMEONE would have stepped up and said “Dude, what the fuck are you wearing? You look ridiculous.”

  16. Josh Duhamel Pushups On Guardrail
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    Somebody help this guy push his wife and the rest of California into the ocean!

  17. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    Short Round
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    Kindly Lafarge provided two blocks of cement. But they wanted one back for load stress testing.

  18. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
    Cletus
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    smh… dogs and sows.

  19. Liv Tyler Panty Flash Upskirt
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    The breeze isn’t the only thing that’s stiff.

  20. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
    renzomatic
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    Is that an older version of David Blaine making her float like that?

  21. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
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    I’ll never understand why parents opt to put their children on leashes.

  22. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
    You Know
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    Most perfect female body 2000-2010.

    RIP

  23. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
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    I never thought I’d see anything like that north of the Mason-Dixon line.

    Disclosure: I’m an SC native.

  24. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
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    Na’vi psoriasis.

  25. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes Walking With Cane
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    Shit, I had to do a double take. Thought he was some blind dude, and was walking right into a pool. Ha…

  26. Jim Caviezel Belly Wetsuit Shirt
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    What’s wrong with you idiots.

  27. Andrew Dice Clay Long Hair Wig Giant Mutton Chops 70s Clothes HBO Rock N Roll Movie
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    Shit! Thought this was Tommy Lee Jones for a second!

  28. Irina Shayk Nipples Leather Tank Top Guys Arm Around Neck Chiltern Firehouse
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    Who’s the fucking Muslim trying to strangle her….

  29. Liv Tyler Panty Flash Upskirt
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    where the rest.. I don’t want to miss a thing

  30. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    “Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime!”

  31. Jim Caviezel Belly Wetsuit Shirt
    MRF
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    Fat Jesus like to surf.

  32. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
    bob
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    She is perfectly made!

  33. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
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    This is what happens when you hitch your wagon to Andy Murray’s star.

  34. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Tiara Elizabethan Party
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    Time is catching up. She’s slowly losing her appeal. By 84, she won’t be hot at all.

  35. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
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    Yep, he dealt it.

  36. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
    PassingTrue
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    Wow, the Texas border crossing stuff is looking rough.

  37. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
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    I would the Photoshop version… I would the real-life version…
    I just would.

  38. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
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    New PETA slogan: “Bush > Meat”

  39. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to squeeze and suck on North Africa, with special attention to Chad and Niger. Geography is fun.

  40. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
    Pilin
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    Royal Fart.

  41. Theresa Ortiz Butt Thong Bikini Raquel Matthews Bikini
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    Tramp Stamp Rorschach test.

  42. Jim Caviezel Belly Wetsuit Shirt
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    Yes, Jim: you are being watched…

  43. Khloe Kardashian Fat Brother Rob Kardashian Body Pillow Instagram
    Pilin
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    Nobody cares.

  44. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
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    Wo Fat is:
    a. The guy who is kneeling in this photo.
    b. How they got Melissa McCarthy to stand still.

  45. Khloe Kardashian Fat Brother Rob Kardashian Body Pillow Instagram
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    “Crawl inside, it’ll keep you warm! And I thought they smelled bad…on the outside!”

  46. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
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    “Metal rules you crazy bat-shit person!!!”

  47. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
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    “Everybody got their drinks ready? Then let’s go live with Xenu in the spaceship on the other side of the sun!”

  48. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Mouth Open Book Signing
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    “I signed your book now GO AWAY!”

  49. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    Chaz
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    Strangely, or not, the concrete had already set days ago.

  50. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
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    “You know, Ms. McCarthy…normally we use wet cement for this, but with you, no need!”

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