The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.3.14

July 3rd, 2014 // 434 Comments

Alright everybody, it’s your last The Crap We Missed before we celebrate America’s birthday by passing out drunk on top of the grill before the escorts even get there. What, you don’t like to barbeque? So, I managed to put together another hearty selection of essentially innocent celebrity candids for us all to project shameful, humiliating and albeit completely untrue scenarios onto. Yay, Internets! With that in mind, here’s back-to-back Kelly Brook shots that I almost felt guilty about until I remembered my soul died circa 1993, Lily Allen‘s stomach because see previous and the inevitable outcome of all that Jersey Shore bullshit that we waited patiently for.

They actually look so depressed they might kill themselves! Happy Fourth of July Everyone!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Shorts
    PassingTrue
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    It’s okay that you didn’t get me anything. What you have right there will be just fine.

  2. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Mouth Open Book Signing
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    “When we said Bill could have access to the buffet in the green room, we didn’t mean the hostesses and bookstore staff.”

  3. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes Walking With Cane
    Flatliner
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    Someone should explain to Nick that you can put your shoes on after you put your pants on.

  4. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
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    Looks like the Netherlands could use some drilling.

  5. Casper Smart Flying Remote Control Helicopter Madonna Tucker
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    Everybody should eat mushroom at least once in their lives. Truth.

  6. Claudia Romani Butt Thong Bikini
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    The downward spiral begins…

  7. Amber Rose Huge Ass Spandex Dress
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    That looks like a swass stain.

  8. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
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    NNNNOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    *Heart Shatters*!!…wait…not quite right…
    *Hard on shatters!*

  9. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
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    I fucking love her, but nope – pleats are not her friend.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …me too …am i the only one who thinks “tammy” looks like it might be really funny?

      • No, you’re not – she makes me laugh no matter what. I saw the trailer for The Heat and went, “Well, that’s easy – absolutely not, no way.” I was out of Kindle battery, it was in-flight entertainment – and I ended up spraying pita chips all the way to the east coast. I still can’t look at a sub sandwich thanks to her; the cut in the end titles of Bridesmaids of her and the Air Marshall (her real-life husband, btw) has totally destroyed my ability to enter a deli and keep a straight face.

      • She is hilarious!

  10. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    Dbag
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    “EEEK!! A BOY’s TOUCHING ME!!!”

  11. Theresa Ortiz Butt Thong Bikini Raquel Matthews Bikini
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    Purple must have paid Photoboy extra to have him actually identify her.

  12. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    Joe Blow
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    I certainly hope there’s some rebar in that cement.

  13. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    PassingTrue
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    This would be a nice update for the crucifix.

  14. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    someone
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    “I think we’re going to need a bigger…well, everything.”

  15. Jim Caviezel Belly Wetsuit Shirt
    Flatliner
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    It wasn’t a dingo that ate your baby.

  16. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a package deal; you want those breasts you gotta take the thighs that come with them.

  17. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Mouth Open Book Signing
    Joe Blow
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    “Obama’s black? Get the fuck outta here!”

  18. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
    someone
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    Guy in background: “Ms. McCarthy is in position. Ready the helecopters for the dismount.”

  19. Josh Duhamel Pushups On Guardrail
    Cock Dr
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    Fergie don’t want no couch potato for a spouse. Run Josh, run!

  20. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
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    Don’t waste your time on a woman who won’t eat your meat.

  21. Usher Peace Sign
    someone
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    “Usher, how many illegitamite children will Bieber have by the time he turn’s 21?”

  22. Andrew Dice Clay Long Hair Wig Giant Mutton Chops 70s Clothes HBO Rock N Roll Movie
    Joe Blow
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    Hickery dickory dock,
    a bum was sucking my cock.
    He said “Pay what you owes”,
    but I stole his clothes,
    hickory, dickory, dock..

  23. Amber Rose Huge Ass Spandex Dress
    Cletus
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    Doesn’t DOT require “WIDE LOAD” signs on equipment that big?

  24. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
    Short Round
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    - It wasn’t me.
    - It wasn’t me.
    - IT WAS MEEE!!! *Fletcher Reede*

  25. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
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    Locke doesn’t give a shit about your non-SmokeMonster god.

  26. Jim Caviezel Belly Wetsuit Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t know who he is but he looks hostile. It must be hard coming to grips with the fact that your moobs aren’t always gonna be the best on the beach.

  27. Casper Smart Flying Remote Control Helicopter Madonna Tucker
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    Sweet quadrotor drone, Obama.

  28. Liv Tyler Panty Flash Upskirt
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    I didn’t know I had Sudden Onset Spontaneous Oral until I saw this picture.

  29. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
    Short Round
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    You are a credit to truth and honesty in reporting, Photo Boy. Now, keep posting her photoshopped pictures.

  30. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
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    “If you continue to engage in non-green behaviors, we shall continue to post pics of gorgeous naked women.”
    PETA – No psychology majors.

  31. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    She stepped on an Israeli land mine…

    • She’s celebrating dead palestinian civilians that were killed in the retaliation for dead israeli civilians.

    • How could she? Draft dodger:

      http://latitude.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/04/15/supermodel-and-draft-dodger/

      On her way to becoming a supermodel (and the onetime girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio), the 27-year-old Refaeli dodged the draft, evading the compulsory two-year military service by getting married (and divorcing soon after). Three years ago, Maj. Gen. Avi Zamir, the military’s human resources director, urged young Israelis not to buy the products Refaeli was promoting. And now she is promoting the State of Israel.

      Going in harm’s way for Zionism is for the little people, you see. Fuck her. I don’t agree with Zionism (and my friend Mikael is very much one, for example), but at least Mike didn’t dodge his service in the IDF.

  32. Casper Smart Flying Remote Control Helicopter Madonna Tucker
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    AKA Tucker JOHNSON!

  33. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
    rican
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    “It’s the vindaloo again honey, sorry”

  34. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
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    I’d like to go diving near the equator

  35. Theresa Ortiz Butt Thong Bikini Raquel Matthews Bikini
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    White Supremacists, your point is moot.

  36. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
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    “Ronnie James 4-EVAH, pop-fluff prude!”

  37. Khloe Kardashian Fat Brother Rob Kardashian Body Pillow Instagram
    Short Round
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    Such a lovely moment if only we didn’t know this is just the break until the next round of knife fight because Kris doesn’t believe in supper unless you earn it.

  38. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
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    He was the mightiest of them, but he was the last, and he knew he was beaten. Strange calmness came over Professor Ex as the levitating succubus opened her mouth to bitch about some poor Ex man. He couldn’t have known. Not back then. How could he know?
    But it was still his fault. The first Ex. And that’s why he sent Hugh Jackman to the past, to tell himself not to make that mistake. To stop that first song from being written.
    And it all made perfect sense.

  39. Andrew Dice Clay Long Hair Wig Giant Mutton Chops 70s Clothes HBO Rock N Roll Movie
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    I always wondered what happened to the stuff we gave to the Good Will back in ’74 after Grandpa died.

  40. Nick Nolte Red Face Ragged Clothes Walking With Cane
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    He spent half a day convinced he went blind from drinking all that anti-freeze till the paparazzi asked him to take that hat off…

  41. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
    Bluto
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    In royal circles, passing gas is known as “gracing the public air.”

  42. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
    A Realist
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    Again…the same face I made when seeing Kathy Griffin’s nudes…

  43. Josh Duhamel Pushups On Guardrail
    A Realist
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    “…she was the hot chick from the Black Eye Peas, they said….23……she hasn’t had that much work done, they said….24…..she doesn’t have a penis, they said…25….”

  44. Pippa Middleton Butt Sheer Dress
    Really...?
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    Go into the city of london and these waifs from good schools are everyone. I’ve probably walked past her a dozen times and never even noticed.

  45. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
    A Realist
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    “I may have no use of my legs, but giiiiiiirl….you wreak of desperation, and you ain’t writing no songs about me. Look elsewhere!”

  46. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
    Spanky
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    One in the pink, one in the stink!!

  47. Josh Duhamel Pushups On Guardrail
    Short Round
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    No matter how well it pays being in Michael Bay movies eventually takes its toll hence the outfit. Wait, is he looking at a hobo suspiciously?

  48. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
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    “Learn to cook.”
    “Learn to bathe.”

  49. Usher Peace Sign
    A Realist
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    Peace to you, too, Cuba Gooding Jr!

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