The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.3.14

July 3rd, 2014 // 434 Comments

Alright everybody, it’s your last The Crap We Missed before we celebrate America’s birthday by passing out drunk on top of the grill before the escorts even get there. What, you don’t like to barbeque? So, I managed to put together another hearty selection of essentially innocent celebrity candids for us all to project shameful, humiliating and albeit completely untrue scenarios onto. Yay, Internets! With that in mind, here’s back-to-back Kelly Brook shots that I almost felt guilty about until I remembered my soul died circa 1993, Lily Allen‘s stomach because see previous and the inevitable outcome of all that Jersey Shore bullshit that we waited patiently for.

They actually look so depressed they might kill themselves! Happy Fourth of July Everyone!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
    Zohan
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    Damn Will, you smell like ass

  2. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
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    Now I see why she’s digging in the archive.

  3. Josh Duhamel Pushups On Guardrail
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    So that’s what happened to my Grandpa’s workout gear. Give it back, Duhamel, you thieving bastard.

  4. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
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    Adding “miserable, horrible” to their “lives in New Jersey” is unnecessary. It’s like calling water “wet”.

  5. Liv Tyler Panty Flash Upskirt
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    Damn shes still got it, she always looks so much better when she covers up her sad “I was sexually taken advantage of” eyes.

  6. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
    it had to be said
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    That Scotch Egg might not have been a good idea.

  7. Jim Caviezel Belly Wetsuit Shirt
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    The Paunching of the Christ.

  8. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
    it had to be said
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    Don’t sweat it. I’m never going to meet her, and the ‘shopped versions work just fine for fapping.

  9. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
    PassingTrue
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    And tofu haggis sounded like such a good idea.

  10. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
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    Instagram’s gotta fuckin’ go.

  11. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
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    Post-marriage disillusionment # 8: women fart.

  12. Liv Tyler Panty Flash Upskirt
    Tonethius
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    Damn you button!!!

  13. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
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    The Shocker for uptight bitches.™

  14. Melissa McCarthy Hand And Footprint Ceremony TCL Chinese Theatre
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    Her footprints ended up 36″ deep.

  15. Andrew Dice Clay Long Hair Wig Giant Mutton Chops 70s Clothes HBO Rock N Roll Movie
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    ANDREW NIC DICE CLAY CAGE

  16. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Torn Jeans Hamptons
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    “Cunt parking only? Who the heck…”

    “Oh.”

  17. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
    PassingTrue
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    Those are some fine legs. Wow.

    Of course she is holding her arms like a T-Rex for some darn reason.

  18. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
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    Lena Dunham should have done this; at least she’d be proportional.

  19. Andrew Dice Clay Long Hair Wig Giant Mutton Chops 70s Clothes HBO Rock N Roll Movie
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    I wonder how much they had to pay him to not wear the gloves…. what, $10, maybe $15 an hour?

  20. Liv Tyler Panty Flash Upskirt
    PassingTrue
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    Always nice to see the wraps come off the buffet.

  21. Kelly Brook Legs Buttcheeks Denim Romper
    Buwahahaha
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    That could be Khloe

  22. Jim Caviezel Belly Wetsuit Shirt
    PassingTrue
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    Can’t walk on water with them big damn holes in your feet, huh?

  23. Casper Smart Flying Remote Control Helicopter Madonna Tucker
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    “Madonna” by name, “Tucker” by occupation.

  24. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Mouth Open Book Signing
    Dbag
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    “You mean YOU’VE got a giant wedgie too???”

  25. Jim Caviezel Belly Wetsuit Shirt
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    Jesus…

  26. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Mouth Open Book Signing
    PassingTrue
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    We both wear the same unattractive underwear according to Bill.

  27. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
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    Fuck the Earth…

    …that is all.

    -Iveski.

    • Aw, did I upset someone? Don’t worry, the planet will still be here once we’ve killed ourselves off, and probably in better shape.

  28. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    That’s a fairly unconventional “come-hither” stare.

  29. Prince William Holding Stomach Kate Middleton Holding Nose Wimbledon
    JC
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    “Your sister’s interview with Matt Lauer was certainly filled with fascinating insights…”
    “Sarcasm doesn’t become you, dear. Now do shut up about it.”

  30. Andrew Dice Clay Long Hair Wig Giant Mutton Chops 70s Clothes HBO Rock N Roll Movie
    PassingTrue
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    Who knew he was related to Ron Jeremy?

  31. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
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    That reminds me, I’ve got to set by DVR for the Walking Dead season premiere.

  32. Khloe Kardashian Fat Brother Rob Kardashian Body Pillow Instagram
    Flatliner
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    Looks like Khloe is showing some love to her lower intestine while Rob is secretly wishing she would give him a hand job.

  33. Khloe Kardashian Fat Brother Rob Kardashian Body Pillow Instagram
    JC
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    As the trunk slowly tightened around his neck, Rob realized that just because you CAN blackmail your whore sisters and whore mother into buying you a pet elephant doesn’t mean you SHOULD blackmail them into buying you a pet elephant.

  34. Casper Smart Flying Remote Control Helicopter Madonna Tucker
    PassingTrue
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    Apparently being a Tucker means you can cut your duct tape expenses by half.

  35. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
    JC
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    It’s weird–I would have thought that alcoholism, street brawling, botched plastic surgery, pissing yourself in public, and having unwanted children at an early age were all keys to a happy life.

  36. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
    PassingTrue
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    Can we start at the Grand Canyon?

  37. Khloe Kardashian Fat Brother Rob Kardashian Body Pillow Instagram
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    They make luxury nooses now?

  38. Usher Peace Sign
    JC
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    “Usher, how many more Bieber videos filled with racist slurs can we expect later today?”

  39. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes
    PassingTrue
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    Can ya just smell the crazy?

  40. Hilary Clinton Crazy Eyes Mouth Open Book Signing
    kravdan
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    Hilary demonstrates her Monica face…

  41. Khloe Kardashian Fat Brother Rob Kardashian Body Pillow Instagram
    Dbag
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    After getting him to finish his second bottle of cough syrup Khloe releases Rob’s doughy innards to feed upon.

  42. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
    Flatliner
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    All I know is I wouldn’t want to be behind them in a buffet line.

  43. Josh Duhamel Pushups On Guardrail
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    This Josh’s impersonation of La Bouef (how do you spell that guy’s name?) picking a fight with a guard rail thinking it was a bouncer.

  44. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler
    JC
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    “Look honey, we just had a beautiful baby daughter. Given that we have a comical last name that for some stupid reason we refused to Americanize, what first name could we give her that would make it even worse?”

  45. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
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    J-WHOA!

  46. Pregnant Snooki And JWoww Miserable Roger Matthews And Jionni LaValle
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    Snooki looks like some sort of diarrhea gypsy.

  47. Pippa Middleton Butt Sheer Dress
    PassingTrue
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    Say what you want. Her Meredith Viera impression is pretty good.

  48. Renee Somerfield Naked Body Paint PETA Ad
    kravdan
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    Something tells me she’s eaten a lot of meat…

  49. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
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    “Rock on Sebastian Bach!”

  50. Taylor Swift Legs Heels Minidress Talking To Guy In Wheelchair
    Flatliner
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    Zombies are no different than other creatures. Go for the slow and the handicapped first.

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