The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.28.16

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I put a photo of Lena Dunham stuffing her face right next to a photo of Guy Fieri whose goatee has so much grease accumulation it grew baby dreadlocks. I also put a photo of Ashley Graham holding her husband’s hand in here, so I’m trying to start a riot is what I’m saying. And just to shove that agenda as far as I possibly can, here’s Brandon Routh, who I feel was a great Superman and his movie was vastly underappreciated. Also, Jackie Chan – greatest martial artist who ever lived. *laces fingers behind head, leans back, watches comments fill with spittle*

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