So that’s what “bertiful” looks like. As in, “I’ll do it, but y’all better make me look bertiful.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which somehow has 33 photos in it despite basically jackshit happening today. (See: I wrote a post about Enrique Iglesias’ penis.) Anyway, we’ve got Kristin Cavallari using her frowny face from all those scripted episodes of The Hills, Mr. and Mrs. Fuck You, Darren Aronfsky, I’m Nailing James Bond make a public appearance and Prince Charles educates himself on the constant peril of Amish sex toys. “Be a good lad and tell the physician my naval has been thricely penetrated. Again.”
Bob’s your uncle,
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Now that’s a unique technique for a handjob.
not for two dicks
Winner!
Chuckedy-chuckedy-chuck goes the rubber duck machine.
“Hi, I’m the whistle.”
This isn’t a woman that thinks she’s fat, this is fat that thinks it’s a woman
She had a baby last month. I think she’s entitled to a bit of fatness.
sorry, no free passes. You live by physical attractiveness…you die by physical attractiveness. She should have thought about that before she got knocked up like a teenage skank.
Uh… so THAT’s why you can see her uterus through her pants? Nasty.
Hips apparently do lie.
Hopefully this is just a dry run for the more popular “Show Us Your Tits” campaign.
In Britney’s case it would be like watching bungee jumping.
What holding a cheeseburgers has to do with it, I have no idea.
Ha! Good one!
Now that’s how you give a handjob!
Poppy, huh? I’d agree.
she has totally lost her looks. It is so sad- she was so pretty when she was younger.
YouTube oops I did it again. I saw the video for that a few days ago and she was smoking. I forgot what she was
My God she was the hottest thing on the planet back then.
I agree.
Rolling Stone 2003
http://guymeetsworld.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/20071104071002-britney-spears-rolling-stone-magazine-2003-3.jpg
HOLY CRAP I checked out the link, no that’s not the same person wow
No she wasn’t, she’s always been ugly as fuck and eyes too far apart, makeup and airbrushing can make any cunt look like a goddess.
I agree, she wasn’t good looking at all, just the glow of youth.
That wears off and we’re left with the bone structure of a lineman.
i think she looks great for a 45 yr old crackhead.
“Now where do I stick me penis in?”
Then he looked up and saw the logging truck.
Enough with the goofy looking Dominics today.
Evidently “Dominic” is Latin for douche.
What’s the big deal about this pic? Don’t all guys hold their phone like this when they’re standing at a urinal to pee?
It literally looks like someone poured diarrhea into a face-shaped mold
perfection.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
I had no idea Barbara Mandrell was still around!
Thumbs up!
Funny…you can’t find a photo of a hollywood chick who isn’t carrying two huge handbags, a half gallon of designer water, and an iphone…but my girlfriend can’t carry a bag of oranges in from the car without yelling for me to come help.
LOL!
Your girlfriend is weak. I’ve been carrying shit since I was a kid, from groceries to boxes filled with stuff.
But who cares about me. This was funny.
Then ‘LOL!’ alone would have sufficed.
Third!
Can we start over? My fingers done cramped up on your thang.
“And if I were to perform oral sex on a man, I might do something like this.”
It was not worth writing was it?
Enjoying the last YSL bag she’ll be able to afford.
That is Louis Vuitton buddy.
The vibrations make my happy place sing
The Amish version of fuckingmachines.com
+1 Winnah!
This IS better than fucking Camila!
Typo fish. It’s actually “Justin Love With You”
+1
I can’t believe Nick is going to ruin this one too. What an a-hole.
Sylvester Stallone AND Fran Drescher? Whoa, get the Oscars ready for this one!
I need Three Eight-Balls and Half an oz of Meth, how soon can you get it here?
It’s called The Winehouse Special.
Wow. That’s kinda an ass thing to say.
Why is it an ass thing to say?
She was a fucking drug addict and alcoholic and she died because of it, she will get no sympathy from me.
I’m with Venom on this one, she chose her own fate.
Joobs
Camilla darling, I think you’re supposed to get on the other side.
Daniel Craig is so cool, he’s barely visible in this dimension.
“I say, I prefer the one Clooney had in ‘Burn After Reading’!”
A decent wife wouldn’t shrink his t-shirts like that
Do you really want to hurt me?
YES, WHY YES I DO!
What the hell? Someone tell Sir Michael that they’ve replaced Shakira with some lady.
A bowling ball bag and pajamas? That’s just way to fucked up for me. Next thing he’ll pull a molar out of the back of his mouth and throw it at the camera.
What do you expect? Dude lives in a trailer.
PJ’s work for Hef, why not me?
The meter wears it better.
get to “work” you whore
Now that’s some complicated lesbian orthadontics
*Aoki
First person to write the “D” word loves scat porn.
Missing: one penis between those lips
Los Angeles Lesbians
Fantasy: Bar Refaeli
Reality: This
The guy behind her is shifting his rugby pants (seriously, someone still wears them) to conceal the boner he got the minute he saw her. Kind of like I did.
Charles: “This is a device Camilla invented which suppresses my licentious urges by delivering a swift sharp blow to my testicles.”
Sweet Jesus, that’s a camel toe. You’d think you’d notice eight inches of fabric dragged through your cooch.
As Trixie noted, she had a baby last month. Eight inches of fabric likely feels like heaven after squeezing a watermelon through her vagina.
No shit. That’s an ‘I failed the field sobriety test when I tried to take my pants off over my head’ camel toe.
Maybe it’s an f’d up seam cuz if not, that’s the worst camel toe I’ve ever seen!
It looks like Homer Simpson’s mouth….
this fella somehow gets Lohan extremely horny
Sure, he’s her dealer.
something is certainly popping…
sorry, that was my penis.
+1
+1
Poppy brought out her twins: Pokey and Headlight.
Sure, why not? No idea.