Funny…you can’t find a photo of a hollywood chick who isn’t carrying two huge handbags, a half gallon of designer water, and an iphone…but my girlfriend can’t carry a bag of oranges in from the car without yelling for me to come help.
Your girlfriend is weak. I’ve been carrying shit since I was a kid, from groceries to boxes filled with stuff.
But who cares about me. This was funny.
Then ‘LOL!’ alone would have sufficed.
Enjoying the last YSL bag she’ll be able to afford.
That is Louis Vuitton buddy.
get to “work” you whore
That paper bag contains an engagement ring and what is left of her dignity.
I know another “left at the altar” 90 yr old with her name on it!
Despite her attempts at looking heartbroken, I feel the same thing I always do when I look at her… complete indifference.
That’s the face of a girl who just found out her Mrs. Cutler personalized Juicy Couture sweatsuit is non-refundable
Its kinda sad when you are more famous for being dumped than whatever the hell you were famous for in the first place.
She’s carrying a survival kit with enough food & water to last her a month.
For the girl who has everything: the anti-wedding dress.
I would give her the high hard one and keep pitching till she cried “Uncle”
“I miss Jay so much. I kept his semen in a bottle.”
Commenting as a Guest. Sign in or Join.
Kristin Cavallari in Los Angeles. (July 27, 2011)