superficial

  1. Funny…you can’t find a photo of a hollywood chick who isn’t carrying two huge handbags, a half gallon of designer water, and an iphone…but my girlfriend can’t carry a bag of oranges in from the car without yelling for me to come help.

  2. cc

    Enjoying the last YSL bag she’ll be able to afford.

  3. Hugh Gentry

    get to “work” you whore

  4. Dr. Hufurrrrr

    That paper bag contains an engagement ring and what is left of her dignity.

  5. PoorMaryKelly

    I know another “left at the altar” 90 yr old with her name on it!

  6. Despite her attempts at looking heartbroken, I feel the same thing I always do when I look at her… complete indifference.

  7. MrsWrong

    That’s the face of a girl who just found out her Mrs. Cutler personalized Juicy Couture sweatsuit is non-refundable

  8. Siloporcen7

    Poor thing

  9. Its kinda sad when you are more famous for being dumped than whatever the hell you were famous for in the first place.

  10. She’s carrying a survival kit with enough food & water to last her a month.

  11. GuyLeDouche

    For the girl who has everything: the anti-wedding dress.

  12. Owen Dupree

    I would give her the high hard one and keep pitching till she cried “Uncle”

  13. The Brown Streak

    “I miss Jay so much. I kept his semen in a bottle.”

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