The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.28.11

So that’s what “bertiful” looks like. As in, “I’ll do it, but y’all better make me look bertiful.”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which somehow has 33 photos in it despite basically jackshit happening today. (See: I wrote a post about Enrique Iglesias’ penis.) Anyway, we’ve got Kristin Cavallari using her frowny face from all those scripted episodes of The Hills, Mr. and Mrs. Fuck You, Darren Aronfsky, I’m Nailing James Bond make a public appearance and Prince Charles educates himself on the constant peril of Amish sex toys. “Be a good lad and tell the physician my naval has been thricely penetrated. Again.”

Bob’s your uncle,

- The Superficial

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