The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.26.12

July 26th, 2012 // 535 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where at first glance you might be thinking this is a pic of Mike Tyson just before he explodes into homicidal rage, but then you realize he’s just out shopping with his wife, and now you’re certain of it. We’ve also got Tyler the Creator (whoever the fuck that is) making a grab for those sweet maple dollas, and the Snooki “holy-cow-doesn’t-it-look-like-I’m-blowing-this-almost-dick-shaped-food” pic that isn’t at all realistic because they’re aren’t four more sandwiches and she’s awake.

Chris Brown took his shirt off in public and acted like a jackass again? GTFO,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
    SeymourButz
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    In 5 years she’ll be taller than him and have a beard.

  2. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
    SeymourButz
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    No Snooki, Bad Snooki.

    You’ve already eaten enough sandwiches for the baby.

  3. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    SeymourButz
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    Heck of a job, Brownie.

  4. Mitt Romney
    SeymourButz
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    Romney looks so uncomfortable. Did nobody bother to tell him this wasn’t going to an interview with the Fox News Channel?

  5. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    No More Single Chin Guy.

  6. Jaimie Goodwin Butt Tight Shorts High Kick
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    Upon being asked what kind of tour she planned to give the press, Ms Goodwin promptly did the following.

  7. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Pants
    Evangelista
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    Plastics

  8. Michael Shannon Machete They Came Together Set
    Swearin
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    Someone should’ve told him what Final Cut really meant

  9. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    Carla
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    Cucaracha Tranny is the way my Spanglish mind translates this beard’s name.

  10. Joe Manganiello Middle Finger
    Carla
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    Double-bag that dufuswanker face and he’s good too go!

  11. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
    Primitivefix
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    Okay, who farted?

  12. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
    Blech
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    Noo!

    That poor sandwich never stood a chance.

  13. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
    Blech
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    I’m going to hell just for reading this thread…

  14. Eliza Doolittle Nipples Bikini Top Olympic Torch Relay Coca Cola Concert
    Blech
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    Snooki, in a heavily ‘shopped’ “after” Jenny Craig photo, with curly hair.

  15. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
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    The line for the beat-down forms to the left.

  16. Joe Manganiello Middle Finger
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    Real subtle, Joe.

  17. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
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    More like “Tyler the Wanker”.

  18. John Stossel Moustache
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    John Strossel seen here on a date.
    “I used to date women but I found they couldn’t compete with The Stache.”

  19. Jaimie Goodwin Butt Tight Shorts High Kick
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    Jaime Goodwin showing us why we can’t take her anywhere.

  20. Michael Shannon Machete They Came Together Set
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    Oh, on set? I thought this was him just taking a stroll in Central Park.

  21. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
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    “Where’s my glasses? Anybody seen my glasses?”

  22. Michael Shannon Machete They Came Together Set
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    “OH GOOOOOOOD FOR YOU!!!”

  23. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
    Steve
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    And this one we call …”Blue Steel”

  24. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
    Steve
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    The best part of waking up! Is Aretha’s Saaagyyyy Cuuuuups!!

  25. Mike Tyson Angry Wife Lakiha Spicer Tyson
    jam_taco
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    He never needs any security when he walks around.. Thats pretty badass, people are just intimidated by the idea of what he could do if you fuck with him..

  26. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
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    He must smell Gelfling.

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