Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where at first glance you might be thinking this is a pic of Mike Tyson just before he explodes into homicidal rage, but then you realize he’s just out shopping with his wife, and now you’re certain of it. We’ve also got Tyler the Creator (whoever the fuck that is) making a grab for those sweet maple dollas, and the Snooki “holy-cow-doesn’t-it-look-like-I’m-blowing-this-almost-dick-shaped-food” pic that isn’t at all realistic because they’re aren’t four more sandwiches and she’s awake.
Chris Brown took his shirt off in public and acted like a jackass again? GTFO,
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The things people can do. Someone painted Alice Cooper on their finger.
“I AM GOTHAM’S RECKONING!”
If her baby has inherited her chin, it can just caesarian its own way out when it’s ready.
She’s testing the tensile strength of that bikini top.
He looks like the worlds least successful insurance salesman.
Some cat ate his last pigeon
There are times where I despair of women. I’d really like to know what woman would voluntarily spend time in the company of this piece of shit?
money
I’ll take ‘whores’ for $500, Alex.
Dogs love to stick their heads out the car window.
If James Brown was a preppy nerd with crabs….
Definitely at the involuntary farting stage of pregnancy.
There’s just too much gravity on this planet.
If this picture is any indication, looks like she’s about to star in a early 90′s music video.
My only hope is that anybody from the cast of Jersey Shore or some sort of Kardashian is just off camera.
He looks like an old Rabbi trying to ‘connect’ with the kids…
The ‘Ace of Spades’….nope, just not coming to me looking at this guy.
FYI: Squidward is a cephalopod
You got CHOCOLATE in my peanut butter!
You got PEANUT BUTTER in my chocolate!
Shouldn’t have left it out in the sun. Now this is the biggest nastiest Reese’s peanut butter cup I’ve ever seen.
I was just about to post something when I read your comment, and thought:
“Why even bother, I can’t come close to this!”
Thanks, Rapid Edward, for the belly laugh!
Thank God you posted that. a) I laughed my ass off, and b) I KNEW this reminded me of something but I couldn’t for the life of me figure it out.
If There Is I Haven’t Found it Yet’
Refers to a vagina on Michelle.
so his girlfriend is the one in the back fighting for a spot next to him? makes sense.
Wonder Twins Power – ACTIVATE!
form of… absolute muthafuckin douchebag dumbass!
That is not a fair lady.
She still thinks she’s eating for two. In reality she’s eating for one–and one fetus that’s dead from alcohol poisoning.
The couturier ran out of Swarovski crystals at the last minute, so we get to see Her Ladyship’s sideboob.
It was meant to be.
I feel like this every goddamn morning.
Leather shorts, Beverly Hills in July– thanks, I’m good.
Magnum P.I. reruns are on AGAIN?
Enough already.
Seriously, this bitch is foul! Lon Chaney / pig face, no tits, and a chunky ass.
Good taste in music. Bad taste in hairstyles.
As if this walking box of ass hammers has even heard a Motorhead record.
the creator of what?
The Brits always do a nice job on those celebrity wax figurines.
This one fooled the London press.
A wax dummy would be a more qualified candidate, not to mention a better lover.
I’m pretty sure that’s Eddie Murphy in every shitty movie he made after 1988.
She’s writing a children’s book called “Oh, the Bruises You’ll Hide”
targeted at idiots who will someday marry chronic abusers.
I am going to flip back a few pages and send copies to all those dumb chicks with Chris Brown.
do some squats biotch.
Scared the poop out of me when the Alien got him.
Niiice. :)
I would not buy a used car from that guy.
Lay off the gluten.
She’s handsome.
I guess it’s a comedy.
I’m more interested in how far down you have to be on the paparazzi ladder to be taking this dude’s picture. Hell, even he looks surprised. I think I would rather be tracking Cory Feldman.
What’s she looking at now….is it a bird or a plane?
She’s looking for the giant cock under the Belt of Orion.
Tomorrow, Poland.
Win
Head thrown back, check. Ass out, check. Tits… I guess she’ll work on those.
Or buy them.
So, a lighter role this time?
Knees locked tight as if he’s experiencing rigor mortis or something.
… and his arms in slow upswing. He’s a f***ing zombie!!!
Are we all getting that Olympic spirit now?!?
I’m sure the competitors are inspired.
Just smoked a joint..dry mouth sucks. Trust me.
He sure looks old but with all hsi creepy make up it don’t matter. he puts on A KICK ASS show.
And for a minute the cold frozen ice around my jaded heart melts…
“I’d like to t’ank my ‘usband Rene Angelil for supporting t’rough this nose and boob jobs *** sobs *** Je T’aime, Rene!”
Hello sexy chinly, I mean lady.