The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.26.12

July 26th, 2012 // 535 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where at first glance you might be thinking this is a pic of Mike Tyson just before he explodes into homicidal rage, but then you realize he’s just out shopping with his wife, and now you’re certain of it. We’ve also got Tyler the Creator (whoever the fuck that is) making a grab for those sweet maple dollas, and the Snooki “holy-cow-doesn’t-it-look-like-I’m-blowing-this-almost-dick-shaped-food” pic that isn’t at all realistic because they’re aren’t four more sandwiches and she’s awake.

Chris Brown took his shirt off in public and acted like a jackass again? GTFO,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The things people can do. Someone painted Alice Cooper on their finger.

  2. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    “I AM GOTHAM’S RECKONING!”

  3. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Johnny P!
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    If her baby has inherited her chin, it can just caesarian its own way out when it’s ready.

  4. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Henry
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    She’s testing the tensile strength of that bikini top.

  5. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
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    He looks like the worlds least successful insurance salesman.

  6. Mike Tyson Angry Wife Lakiha Spicer Tyson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Some cat ate his last pigeon

  7. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    There are times where I despair of women. I’d really like to know what woman would voluntarily spend time in the company of this piece of shit?

  8. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    Dogs love to stick their heads out the car window.

  9. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
    Johnny P!
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    If James Brown was a preppy nerd with crabs….

  10. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely at the involuntary farting stage of pregnancy.

  11. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    There’s just too much gravity on this planet.

  12. Alexa Vega Cleavage Instagram
    EricLr
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    If this picture is any indication, looks like she’s about to star in a early 90′s music video.

  13. Michael Shannon Machete They Came Together Set
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    My only hope is that anybody from the cast of Jersey Shore or some sort of Kardashian is just off camera.

  14. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Johnny P!
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    He looks like an old Rabbi trying to ‘connect’ with the kids…

  15. Joe Manganiello Middle Finger
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The ‘Ace of Spades’….nope, just not coming to me looking at this guy.

  16. Tara Reid Jedward Superman T Shirt
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    FYI: Squidward is a cephalopod

  17. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    You got CHOCOLATE in my peanut butter!
    You got PEANUT BUTTER in my chocolate!
    Shouldn’t have left it out in the sun. Now this is the biggest nastiest Reese’s peanut butter cup I’ve ever seen.

    • Johnny P!

      I was just about to post something when I read your comment, and thought:
      “Why even bother, I can’t come close to this!”
      Thanks, Rapid Edward, for the belly laugh!

    • cc

      Thank God you posted that. a) I laughed my ass off, and b) I KNEW this reminded me of something but I couldn’t for the life of me figure it out.

  18. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
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    If There Is I Haven’t Found it Yet’

    Refers to a vagina on Michelle.

  19. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
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    so his girlfriend is the one in the back fighting for a spot next to him? makes sense.

  20. Tara Reid Jedward Superman T Shirt
    wheeeeeeee
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonder Twins Power – ACTIVATE!

    form of… absolute muthafuckin douchebag dumbass!

  21. Eliza Doolittle Nipples Bikini Top Olympic Torch Relay Coca Cola Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    That is not a fair lady.

  22. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
    EricLr
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    She still thinks she’s eating for two. In reality she’s eating for one–and one fetus that’s dead from alcohol poisoning.

  23. Lady Victoria Hervey Side Boob
    Johnny P!
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    The couturier ran out of Swarovski crystals at the last minute, so we get to see Her Ladyship’s sideboob.
    It was meant to be.

  24. Michael Shannon Machete They Came Together Set
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel like this every goddamn morning.

  25. Jaimie Goodwin Butt Tight Shorts High Kick
    Henry
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    Leather shorts, Beverly Hills in July– thanks, I’m good.

  26. John Stossel Moustache
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Magnum P.I. reruns are on AGAIN?

  27. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Enough already.

  28. Joe Manganiello Middle Finger
    EricLr
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    Good taste in music. Bad taste in hairstyles.

  29. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    the creator of what?

  30. Mitt Romney
    Cock Dr
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    The Brits always do a nice job on those celebrity wax figurines.
    This one fooled the London press.

  31. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure that’s Eddie Murphy in every shitty movie he made after 1988.

  32. Mike Tyson Angry Wife Lakiha Spicer Tyson
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    She’s writing a children’s book called “Oh, the Bruises You’ll Hide”

    targeted at idiots who will someday marry chronic abusers.

  33. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    do some squats biotch.

  34. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Scared the poop out of me when the Alien got him.

  35. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    I would not buy a used car from that guy.

  36. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Lay off the gluten.

  37. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s handsome.

  38. Michael Shannon Machete They Came Together Set
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess it’s a comedy.

  39. John Stossel Moustache
    EricLr
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    I’m more interested in how far down you have to be on the paparazzi ladder to be taking this dude’s picture. Hell, even he looks surprised. I think I would rather be tracking Cory Feldman.

  40. Audrina Patridge
    Cock Dr
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    What’s she looking at now….is it a bird or a plane?

  41. Jaimie Goodwin Butt Tight Shorts High Kick
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Tomorrow, Poland.

  42. Nicole Trunfio Butt Spandex Dress
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Head thrown back, check. Ass out, check. Tits… I guess she’ll work on those.

  43. Michael Shannon Machete They Came Together Set
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    So, a lighter role this time?

  44. Mitt Romney
    Henry
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    Knees locked tight as if he’s experiencing rigor mortis or something.

  45. Eliza Doolittle Nipples Bikini Top Olympic Torch Relay Coca Cola Concert
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Are we all getting that Olympic spirit now?!?
    I’m sure the competitors are inspired.

  46. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Mary Q Contrary
    Commented on this photo:

    Just smoked a joint..dry mouth sucks. Trust me.

  47. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Kitty
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    He sure looks old but with all hsi creepy make up it don’t matter. he puts on A KICK ASS show.

  48. Jessica Alba Cleavage Tight Skirt
    Inner Retard
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    And for a minute the cold frozen ice around my jaded heart melts…

  49. Alexa Vega Cleavage Instagram
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’d like to t’ank my ‘usband Rene Angelil for supporting t’rough this nose and boob jobs *** sobs *** Je T’aime, Rene!”

  50. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello sexy chinly, I mean lady.

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