The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.26.12

July 26th, 2012 // 535 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where at first glance you might be thinking this is a pic of Mike Tyson just before he explodes into homicidal rage, but then you realize he’s just out shopping with his wife, and now you’re certain of it. We’ve also got Tyler the Creator (whoever the fuck that is) making a grab for those sweet maple dollas, and the Snooki “holy-cow-doesn’t-it-look-like-I’m-blowing-this-almost-dick-shaped-food” pic that isn’t at all realistic because they’re aren’t four more sandwiches and she’s awake.

Chris Brown took his shirt off in public and acted like a jackass again? GTFO,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
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    Him & his Mom are too serios.

  2. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
    Henry
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    Gotta feed that Gremlin somehow.

  3. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
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    She showed up when they said she’d get to put a new Earl in her mouth.

  4. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Beer Baron
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    “Life is so tough!”

  5. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
    it had to be said
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    “Meet and greet” as in “what the hell are you looking at?” French is so inscrutable.

  6. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
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    This “Tyler the Creator” is one big put-on. That’s totally Dave Chappelle in his white-guy news-anchor costume.

  7. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    Henry
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    Was this photo taken exclusively for The Superficial?

  8. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    it had to be said
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    I don’t see any bruising. Which one is his girlfriend?

  9. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    Reese Witherhugeassbelly strolling around Beverly Hills.

  10. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
    it had to be said
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    Seems a like soon to be remaking Beastie Boys videos.

  11. Mitt Romney
    Mitt
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    “I’d just like to say that the London Games will be a complete failure and now if you will excuse me I am going to kick your queen in the vagina…”

  12. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
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    Would seem he’s come up a little short.

  13. Joe Manganiello Middle Finger
    Henry
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    He plays redneck just a little too well.

  14. Jessica Alba Cleavage Tight Skirt
    cc
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    Nice of her to take that lung transplant gal out on the town.

  15. Lady Victoria Hervey Side Boob
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    Got us some side-sag.

  16. Jessica Alba Cleavage Tight Skirt
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    She’s taller than I thought.

  17. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
    cc
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    Which Redgrave sister is that?

  18. Nicole Trunfio Butt Spandex Dress
    it had to be said
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    Hey, Nicole, my friend Stossel is offering mustache rides.

  19. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The French army found someone to surrender to. Everyone’s happy.

  20. Alexa Vega Cleavage Instagram
    Contusion
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    Our little girl’s all grows up.

  21. Michael Shannon Machete They Came Together Set
    DeucePickle
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    He’s about to make them come apart.
    Eh?… right?…Get it?
    No?
    Fine.

  22. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Jesus Aretha, I thought you were that half-wit Minaj. What the hell kind of color is that for a diva to wear?

  23. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    killer_lizz
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    oh god WHY??

  24. Rita Rusic Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Looks like everything is headed south for the winter.

  25. Michael Shannon Machete They Came Together Set
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    His face looks less creepy like this than it does when it’s at rest.

  26. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
    Contusion
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    Sabotage.

  27. Tara Reid Jedward Superman T Shirt
    it had to be said
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    Dear Club 55, get a doorman.

  28. Jaimie Goodwin Butt Tight Shorts High Kick
    it had to be said
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    She’s suctioned to the wall.

  29. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Contusion
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    It’s okay Alice, keep your chin up.

  30. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
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    Harry Dean Stanton: The Early Years

  31. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
    cc
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    She’s eating for three…and I don’t think she’s having twins.

  32. Mitt Romney
    it had to be said
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    Mitt has the weirdest boner right now.

  33. Lady Victoria Hervey Side Boob
    Contusion
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    Suddenly I’m hungry for pancakes.

  34. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    RisingDragonFist
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    Brown with girlfreind “LadyBoy” Tran and National Guard stunt doubles posing on the set of Home Alone: Lost in Watts

  35. Mike Tyson Angry Wife Lakiha Spicer Tyson
    Contusion
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    Mike, there’s something on your face.

  36. Tara Reid Jedward Superman T Shirt
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    If you knew who Jedward were (sadly I do) you’d know a) there’s two of them, and b) how fucking surreal this is.

  37. Tara Reid Jedward Superman T Shirt
    Contusion
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    Somebody’s still got their jammies on…from 9 years ago.

  38. Mike Tyson Angry Wife Lakiha Spicer Tyson
    Henry
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    Past, present, and future Chris Brown.

  39. Alexa Vega Cleavage Instagram
    Animal
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    It took me a few minutes, but I found the rabbit.

  40. Jaimie Goodwin Butt Tight Shorts High Kick
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    “NBC Univenereal”?

  41. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They couldn’t get black Barbie?

  42. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
    Henry
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    She considered eating the mic at one point.

  43. Mike Tyson Angry Wife Lakiha Spicer Tyson
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    This guy gets too many things he doesn’t deserve. He is a registered sex offender and doesn’t deseve shit. Look him up as Michael Tyson (middle name Gerard). it even shows his picture
    http://www.familywatchdog.us/

    • OK, I know Tyson has already read this post cause I see his thumbs down. Fuck you Mike!

    • El Jefe

      If you have ever spent any time with anyone who is rich and famous especially like he was at the time you would know those charges were total horseshit.

      So much time is spent turning away ass that you don’t have time to rape someone. Look at Tiger, dude had like 50 women, you really think these guys have to rape women? GTFO

  44. Mitt Romney
    Contusion
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    Stiffy McStiff stands on the sidewalk thinking about what he can say today that will be the perfect thing for the Obama campaign. Again.

  45. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Aretha is still alive…yay!
    In related news, impossibly early and strange sightings of the Great Pumpkin, dressed up in drag, reported recently in LA.

  46. Eliza Doolittle Nipples Bikini Top Olympic Torch Relay Coca Cola Concert
    Contusion
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    I don’t know who that is, but that “shirt” is genius.

  47. Joe Manganiello Middle Finger
    Pine Table Fever
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    If I were Lemmy I would hunt this goofball down and break his legs.

  48. Eliza Doolittle Nipples Bikini Top Olympic Torch Relay Coca Cola Concert
    rawfodog
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    She does little for my penis.

  49. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    Johnny P!
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    He’s dating a Transgendered Cucaracha?

  50. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Pine Table Fever
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    It’s amazing what the Jim Henson Creature Shop can create nowadays.

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