The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.26.12

July 26th, 2012 // 535 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where at first glance you might be thinking this is a pic of Mike Tyson just before he explodes into homicidal rage, but then you realize he’s just out shopping with his wife, and now you’re certain of it. We’ve also got Tyler the Creator (whoever the fuck that is) making a grab for those sweet maple dollas, and the Snooki “holy-cow-doesn’t-it-look-like-I’m-blowing-this-almost-dick-shaped-food” pic that isn’t at all realistic because they’re aren’t four more sandwiches and she’s awake.

Chris Brown took his shirt off in public and acted like a jackass again? GTFO,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
    The Royal Penis
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    This is obviously a “before” capture for a Paxil commercial.

  2. Alexa Vega Cleavage Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    What a cute little raccoon she is!

  3. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly

  4. John Stossel Moustache
    Rico Jones
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    John Stossel is the only guy on Fox News that actually approaches things logically and without partisan nonsense.

  5. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
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    They must be at the Victoria Beckham Ball.

  6. Jessica Alba Cleavage Tight Skirt
    Cock Dr
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    The message I take away from this is that she wants us all to look very closely at her breasts.

  7. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Pants
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    Is her head stuck like that?

  8. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    Mr. Poop
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    Professional ass-clown.

  9. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
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    So she’s opening sandwich shops now… is there a point in saying anything?

  10. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
    Amber
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    She looks so much better when she’s not orange

  11. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    Cock Dr
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    Somewhere in America this photo will eventually be used in a KKK recruitment brochure.

  12. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    K-Tron
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    “Shhhhh. Now these bitches have him distracted I can escape and fake my death. I’ll be free!”

  13. Tyler The Creator Wig Crotch Grab
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    IMO Mindy Kailing has had better days

  14. Alexa Vega Cleavage Instagram
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    Supposedly, she’s dressed like this for her “sexy, adult” role in Machete Kills, directed by Robert Rodriguez.

    When she was 12, she was cast as one of the leads in Spy Kids…directed by Robert Rodriguez.

    Anyone else a little skeeved out?

  15. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
    your mom
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    This is my “happy to be here” face.

  16. Lady Victoria Hervey Side Boob
    Paddy McC
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    This quote from her wikipedia page is priceless: “It’s so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.”

  17. Alexa Vega Cleavage Instagram
    Snooki's Taint
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    I’d spy on those kids.

    Someone had to say it.

  18. Alexa Vega Cleavage Instagram
    DeucePickle
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    I now love her

  19. Tara Reid Jedward Superman T Shirt
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    C’mon pier, just break already

  20. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
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    Not pictured: trail of battered women.

    Well, not by Chris, at least.

  21. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
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    I guess it was fitting for the Earl of Sandwich to invite Lady Douchebag.

  22. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
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    Man, he would fit right into prison… And prison would eventually fit into him…

  23. Jessica Alba Cleavage Tight Skirt
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    (rubbing my eyes) is that a half moon nip slip?

  24. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    lemme tell ya sumpthin!!!!

  25. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    Well I guess I can stop wondering what Al Pacino would’ve looked like if he had gone into rock instead of movies…

  26. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
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    Dolphins got captured in a net today. So sad.

  27. Nicole Trunfio Butt Spandex Dress
    K-Tron
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    It’s rare to see someone wearing a bandage dress and not seriously testing its structural integrity. This chick is wearing it like a grocery bag. Woman, eat some cheeseburgers.

  28. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
    rican
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    These two are pissed off at their “bad hair day”.

  29. Lady Victoria Hervey Side Boob
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Looks like her boob deflated

  30. Mitt Romney
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    so people are starving here, and this asshole is campaigning overseas? fuck him and obama!

    • You have that backwards. Americans are eating themselves to death.

      • Trek Girl

        Some are, but there also others who don’t have enough food.

      • Who in America is starving? I live in NY, and those EBT cards are whipped out all over for all kinds of free food around here.

      • Trek Girl

        There are lots of people who don’t have enough food. Google “starvation in America”, if you want to, and several articles will show up to give you an idea of who doesn’t have enough food and some reasons why. There are always people who don’t have enough food to eat, but when there are economic downturns, that number tends to go up.

  31. Mike Tyson Angry Wife Lakiha Spicer Tyson
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    He just spotted a Wings & Ears…

  32. Snooki Eating Sandwich Pregnant Belly
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    I guess there is no doubt what she’ll do with the placenta

  33. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
    K-Tron
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    I bet she’s lost more than a few necklaces.

  34. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
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    are women just that taken with this asswipe that they can overlook his past?

  35. Alexa Vega Cleavage Instagram
    Henry
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    Got the memo, Ms. Vega.

  36. Chris Brown Bikini Chicks Nightclub Karrueche Tran
    rican
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    So, Rhianna is not the only imbecile.

  37. Tara Reid Jedward Superman T Shirt
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s a Jedward? Is that an STD?

  38. Aretha Franklin Fat Cleavage
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    I have her in the death pool, subset diabetes and/or heart related.

  39. Joe Manganiello Middle Finger
    rican
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    Hey dude, take off your fake glasses-nose-moustache.

  40. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
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    If you think this is bad….at least he remembered to put in his teeth.
    School’s out FOREVER.

  41. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    yomama
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    it’s like he’s morphing into a komodo dragon

  42. Jessica Alba Cleavage Tight Skirt
    Henry
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    She looks so…

    (falls asleep)

  43. Alice Cooper Double Chin Sunglasses
    some sympathetic tortoise
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    Aw dude, so sorry you lost your shell.

  44. Tara Reid Jedward Superman T Shirt
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    Must be on their way to the assholes who dress for attention convention.

  45. Mitt Romney
    GLT
    Commented on this photo:

    ***Insert fuzzy black microphone joke here***

    • Frunken

      He probably always makes sure the white mic is the biggest. It’s the little things that help build confidence.

  46. Jaimie Goodwin Butt Tight Shorts High Kick
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    Where’s the arrow that says “insert here”

  47. Eliza Doolittle Nipples Bikini Top Olympic Torch Relay Coca Cola Concert
    your mom
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    You’re basically performing in front of the entire world, and you go for the sweatpants? Bad form.

    • it had to be said

      She made up for it by not wearing a bra. Or wearing nothing but a bra. I guess that’s a fine line.

  48. Jake Gyllenhaal Michelle Gomez
    Henry
    Commented on this photo:

    *I’m sexy and I know it!*

  49. Mitt Romney
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    I hope the Obama’s have started packing

  50. Jessica Alba Cleavage Tight Skirt
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    I hope those “huge” size AA’s don’t flop out. It would be embarrasing for her to have a mosquito bite slip.

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