The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.25.13

July 25th, 2013 // 459 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your favorite time of day because you get to relieve your stress by laughing at people like Kaley Cuoco for looking kinda shitty in a photo and remembering how she got dumped by Superman. Plus, there’s rubber cock in here sometimes, which is a wonderful treat. There’s a bunch of other good stuff too, but most importantly there’s Chris Brown in his Trayvon Martin shirt, effectively mixing social activism and high-end luxury in a way that only the most inauthentic and morally bankrupt rat’s asshole of a person possibly can.

It’s time we have this conversation, people. Did Trayvon die senselessly as a result of racial profiling, or is Breezy’s new whip just too damn fly? Important stuff, you guys, important stuff,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Eric Roberts Red Glasses Hugging Eliza Roberts Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    I can smell the Topanga Canyon from here.

  2. Andrew Dice Clay Valerie Vasquez Cleavage Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Looks like my junior high Algebra teacher at Halloween.

  3. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    ty
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    Isn’t this the girl who ate Michelle Trachtenberg?

  4. Michelle Fairley Game Of Thrones Stage Greeting
    JW
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    Cameron Diaz should stick to blonde.

  5. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
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    Why doesn’t the penis get first billing?

  6. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Alec Baldwin Shirtless Instagram
    ty
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    One more second and Alec Baldwin would have suffocated from holding his breath for too long.

  7. Breckin Meyer Mark-Paul Gosselaar TNT 25th Anniversary Party
    Ryan
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    Which one is Franklin and which is Bash. That question would stump the internet

  8. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
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    That poster’s all wrong. It should be Travolta looking up a hole.

  9. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
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    Lady Crack-a?

  10. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    katie
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    the SPANX isn’t working (check out her right thigh)

  11. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
    tlmck
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    Sure it’s his. It says so on the 1 hour rental agreement.

  12. Aaron Paul Wife Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
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    Since Breaking Bad is over, can I audition to be on Walking Dead?

  13. Adam Brody Hugging Portrait Sand Castle Trophy The League Set
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    Wait… Shia LaBeouf has an altar?

  14. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
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    Who switched the aspect ratio on my monitor?

  15. Breckin Meyer Mark-Paul Gosselaar TNT 25th Anniversary Party
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    Anybody seen Rizzoli and Isles here? My buddy and I are looking to hook up.

  16. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage See Through Shirt Vegas Magazine Cover Celebration
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    M’enh

  17. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    “X” marks the shit spot

  18. Selena Gomez Cleavage K Mart Promotional Event
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    I swear hearing the “train” stories and now seeing that mike is putting images in my head I can’t shake

  19. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    Reality
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    The irony with this pic is that Michelle is probably only a size 6 or so in real life. Yep. The magic of cameras.

  20. Luis Moncada David Costabile Daniel Moncada Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
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    “OK guys! Picture time! Over here… that’s right.. now say ‘hmmmmm’! Perfect! Thanks!”

  21. AJ Michalka Aly Michalka Erect Nipples Tight Dresses Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Sorry guys, I don’t much fancy yours.

  22. Aaron Paul Wife Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
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    “They’re here for me BITCH!”

  23. Kaley Cuoco Bloated Face Tired Looking Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Kaley’s face has such a high butter content, she’s been hired to star in the Paula Deen bopic.

  24. Breckin Meyer Mark-Paul Gosselaar TNT 25th Anniversary Party
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    How did Mark know Breckin would show up? He had a hunch.

  25. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    Don’t get me wrong. I’d be the romantic and throw it in her, but she’s waaaaayyyyyyy overrated.

  26. Nicole Richie Nipples Beach Cover
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    That’s not a purse, but actually Nicole’s surgically removed stomach she’s carrying aound, to avoid those unslightly bulges when she eats.

  27. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
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    “Somebody leave the tea kettle on?”

  28. Elizabeth Chambers Legs Short Shorts Armie Hammer The Lone Ranger French Premiere
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    The Lone Groper

  29. Katie Holmes Derpface Mania Days Set
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    “Toooommmm… stop standing under that bush so we can talk like adults.”

  30. Michelle Fairley Game Of Thrones Stage Greeting
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    Ahhh…. the old reverse-cross-eye trick

  31. Elizabeth Chambers Legs Short Shorts Armie Hammer The Lone Ranger French Premiere
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    He has weirdly long arms.

  32. Elizabeth Chambers Legs Short Shorts Armie Hammer The Lone Ranger French Premiere
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    Hi-Yo, Silver!

  33. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    Those tits… My god!

  34. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
    Slouch
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    Which one is the mad cow?

  35. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
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    Looks like she’s going to have to go back to using Absynthe to get laid again!

  36. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    Where is George Zimmerman when we need him?

  37. Elizabeth Chambers Legs Short Shorts Armie Hammer The Lone Ranger French Premiere
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    Right before the premiere was the last time that any woman let him put his hands on her.

  38. Katie Holmes Derpface Mania Days Set
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    Not ANOTHER zombie movie!?!

  39. Tatum O'Neal Weight Gain Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    CptCreep
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    This is not a picture of her on set… This is a picture of her on the way to her job at TGI Fridays.

  40. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    I hope they charged this terrible little cunt ten times the normal price and did a half-assed job.

  41. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
    cc
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    He joking calls it his ‘Bieber bait’.

  42. Jake Johnson Damon Wayans Jr Swimsuit Lifeguard Chicks Baywatch Parody Lets Be Cops
    cc
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    The funniest part of the movie is David Hasselhof’s cameo where the wrestles a seagull for a discarded hotdog…and eats them both.

  43. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
    cc
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    Just like her music, you strip away the facade and there’s not much there.

  44. Adam Brody Hugging Portrait Sand Castle Trophy The League Set
    cc
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    It’s actually just a Jays player fantasizing about chicks and winning.

  45. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    cc
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    She makes me feel bored.

  46. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
    cc
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    That looks kind of cruel.

  47. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage See Through Shirt Vegas Magazine Cover Celebration
    cc
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    You jizz on her face and she turns into a Gremlin. Funniest porn parody ever.

  48. Selena Gomez Cleavage K Mart Promotional Event
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    “It’s not Bieber, you have to open a lot wider young lady…”

  49. Breckin Meyer Mark-Paul Gosselaar TNT 25th Anniversary Party
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    “I’m too short to get it in from back here”

  50. Tatum O'Neal Weight Gain Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    MIRV
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    Still looks better then Aniston does on the other pics from this movie.

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