Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your favorite time of day because you get to relieve your stress by laughing at people like Kaley Cuoco for looking kinda shitty in a photo and remembering how she got dumped by Superman. Plus, there’s rubber cock in here sometimes, which is a wonderful treat. There’s a bunch of other good stuff too, but most importantly there’s Chris Brown in his Trayvon Martin shirt, effectively mixing social activism and high-end luxury in a way that only the most inauthentic and morally bankrupt rat’s asshole of a person possibly can.
It’s time we have this conversation, people. Did Trayvon die senselessly as a result of racial profiling, or is Breezy’s new whip just too damn fly? Important stuff, you guys, important stuff,
- Photo Boy