The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.25.13

July 25th, 2013 // 459 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your favorite time of day because you get to relieve your stress by laughing at people like Kaley Cuoco for looking kinda shitty in a photo and remembering how she got dumped by Superman. Plus, there’s rubber cock in here sometimes, which is a wonderful treat. There’s a bunch of other good stuff too, but most importantly there’s Chris Brown in his Trayvon Martin shirt, effectively mixing social activism and high-end luxury in a way that only the most inauthentic and morally bankrupt rat’s asshole of a person possibly can.

It’s time we have this conversation, people. Did Trayvon die senselessly as a result of racial profiling, or is Breezy’s new whip just too damn fly? Important stuff, you guys, important stuff,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jake Johnson Damon Wayans Jr Swimsuit Lifeguard Chicks Baywatch Parody Lets Be Cops
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    Ladies, do you you how fast you were running? The sign says 3 and we have you clocked at 5. Slow it down, please.

  2. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
    john
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    spending time with his mother I see

  3. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    Sabado Gigante
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    “My, what big eyes you have.”

    “The better to see you not looking at them.”

  4. Nicole Richie Nipples Beach Cover
    john
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    anorexic much?

  5. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    teddy
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    She’s “the Key” alright.. to the hellmouth refrigerator.

  6. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
    john
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    mind the gap!!!!!

  7. Katie Holmes Derpface Mania Days Set
    john
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    she can star in my movie “Orgasm Whore Fest”

  8. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
    Randalator
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    Chris Brown proving yet again that while money can buy you Lambos it can’t buy you class…

  9. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    cc
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    This gallery can only go downhill from here.

  10. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
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    I would hit that back and to the left.

  11. Tatum O'Neal Weight Gain Squirrels To The Nuts Set
    farrellthib
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    she’s in charge of catering?

  12. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
    MeanMrsMustard
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    It’s like he’s testing the depths of douchebaggery and wankerdom. He’s pioneer really, because now I feel like slugging him.

  13. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
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    Looks like Daryl bought Theon’s favorite toy.

  14. Adam Brody Hugging Portrait Sand Castle Trophy The League Set
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    That’s some sturdy sand right there…

  15. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    “George, I have an idea. Now hear me out.”
    “I think I know how we can redeem your public image and kill two birds with one stone, so to speak”

  16. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    Trayvon was Dutch?

  17. Nicole Richie Nipples Beach Cover
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    Oh look, a little boy with balloons under his shirt…

  18. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
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    “Wait! Those WEREN’T supposed to be symbolic ‘jazz hands’?”

  19. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
    Smapdi
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    Its fitting that a guy known as a douchebag has a car with the paint job of a used tampon.

  20. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
    shel2867
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    She looks like a foot.

  21. Andrew Dice Clay Valerie Vasquez Cleavage Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    You bastard! Give my Grandpa back his driving glasses!

  22. AJ Michalka Aly Michalka Erect Nipples Tight Dresses Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    would bone

  23. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
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    “I shall call you “Wellington”. *giggle*”.

  24. Aaron Paul Wife Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
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    Wow

  25. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    Holstein camo…. Nothing gay about that!

  26. Eric Dane Red Face Huge Forehead Vein TNT 25th Anniversary Party
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    He’s a good hang.

  27. Eric Roberts Red Glasses Hugging Eliza Roberts Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    I bet they talk about how good looking they were in the 80s, more often than you’d think.

  28. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Alec Baldwin Shirtless Instagram
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    That’s just one of those cardboard souvenir cutouts of Alec. The REAL Alec just punted one of his poodles into the Potomac after seeing this.

  29. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
    I'mCool
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    You’re doing it wrong.

  30. Kaley Cuoco Bloated Face Tired Looking Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Hey girl, I still think you’re FIIINE. Call me.

    – Aquaman

  31. Aaron Paul Wife Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
    Pickle Nose
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    Jeez. I had no idea that Jesse was married to such a smokeshow. I hate him even more now.

  32. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
    Humpinfrog
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    It has a cock ring, just like mine, in it’s nostrils. Good show, old boy, good show. Or is it best in show? hehehehehe.

  33. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
    Cock Dr
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    Teeth…..um….anomolies get worse as a person gets older.
    So unless she does something those teeth are gonna keep running to the opposite sides of her mouth.
    I’m sure our fave celebrity blogspot will keep a close eye on things for us and will let us all know when the teeth have finally left the building.

  34. Andrew Dice Clay Valerie Vasquez Cleavage Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Two days in a row, I am a bit mystified at who seems to LOVE hanging out with the DIce.

  35. Aaron Paul Wife Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
    PtC
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    Does my breath still smell like Bryan Cranston?

  36. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
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    Miss, you have something stuck between your…. Oh, that’s a dachshund.

  37. Elizabeth Chambers Legs Short Shorts Armie Hammer The Lone Ranger French Premiere
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    Hammer isn’t his last name, it’s his TITLE.

  38. Michelle Fairley Game Of Thrones Stage Greeting
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    **SPOILER ALERT***

    Is she in makeup for season 4?

  39. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
    carpaltunnel
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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

  40. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    catapostrophe
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    Dayum, girl! Do fries come with those boobs?

  41. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
    rospo
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    ”Oh Camille, may I say this piercing is majestic !

  42. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
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    Marilyn Manson is looking a little rough these days.

  43. Michelle Fairley Game Of Thrones Stage Greeting
    Beltliner
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    She chose… poorly.

  44. Aaron Paul Wife Lauren Parsekian Cleavage Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
    catapostrophe
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    “I’mma bite your face, yo!”

  45. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
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    Interesting. Usually, the only dick at a Terry Richardson photo shoot is behind the camera.

  46. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
    catapostrophe
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    Rope-as-floss.

  47. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    What a ridiculous piece of shit. And that car looks pretty stupid too.

  48. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Alec Baldwin Shirtless Instagram
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    That reminds me, I need by shoulders and sides waxed.

  49. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
    Catty Kat
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    Looks like Heidi Fleiss

  50. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
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    And boom goes the dynamite…

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