The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.25.13

July 25th, 2013 // 459 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your favorite time of day because you get to relieve your stress by laughing at people like Kaley Cuoco for looking kinda shitty in a photo and remembering how she got dumped by Superman. Plus, there’s rubber cock in here sometimes, which is a wonderful treat. There’s a bunch of other good stuff too, but most importantly there’s Chris Brown in his Trayvon Martin shirt, effectively mixing social activism and high-end luxury in a way that only the most inauthentic and morally bankrupt rat’s asshole of a person possibly can.

It’s time we have this conversation, people. Did Trayvon die senselessly as a result of racial profiling, or is Breezy’s new whip just too damn fly? Important stuff, you guys, important stuff,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
    Slappy Magoo
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    Chris Brown posing with the future poster child for Battered Car Syndrome.

  2. Selena Gomez Cleavage K Mart Promotional Event
    Schadenfreude
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    Promoting someting that K-Mart is one step away from becoming Ted McGinley.

  3. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    Cock Dr
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    It’s the sweet quiet looking ones that you have to watch out for.

  4. Eric Roberts Red Glasses Hugging Eliza Roberts Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    I’m just shocked that he’s not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  5. Nicole Richie Nipples Beach Cover
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    Where? Oh wait. I squinted real hard and there she is.

  6. Kaley Cuoco Bloated Face Tired Looking Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    Someone left some supersperm inside

  7. Jake Johnson Damon Wayans Jr Swimsuit Lifeguard Chicks Baywatch Parody Lets Be Cops
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    Black cop: “Hello ladies. Any trouble besides you at the beach today?”
    White cop: “OH MY GOD! BLACKIE’S GOT A BOMB!”
    Black cop: “Blackie? Dude, that’s a rescue float. You should be ashamed…”
    White cop: “Shoot her anyway! I’m scared and feel my life’s in danger!”
    Black cop: “She’s a lifeguard, goddammit!”
    White cop: “Sorry. Sorry. I just thought, you know, after that whole Zimmerman thing…”
    Black cop: “You do realize I’m black, right?”
    White cop: “OH MY GOD! BLACKIE’S GOT A GUN!”

  8. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    Where the hell is that kind of camouflage supposed to work, exactly? Yeah, he’ll never get pulled over for a DWB in that thing.

  9. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
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    Chubby can be sexy. It’s not here, but it can be in theory.

  10. Breckin Meyer Mark-Paul Gosselaar TNT 25th Anniversary Party
    Schadenfreude
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    Saved by the Bell meets Clueless……

  11. Andrew Dice Clay Valerie Vasquez Cleavage Blue Jasmine Premiere
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    The last known human to still wear leather half-gloves as an actual fashion accessory.

  12. Jake Johnson Damon Wayans Jr Swimsuit Lifeguard Chicks Baywatch Parody Lets Be Cops
    Frank Burns
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    “Can we arrest them for attempted animal smuggling, if all we see are three of the camel’s toes?”

  13. Breckin Meyer Mark-Paul Gosselaar TNT 25th Anniversary Party
    Slappy Magoo
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    How sad it is to have to photobomb a picture you’re supposed to be in…

  14. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
    broduhjenner
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    my precioussshhh

  15. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
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    Why do she have to be so damn BEAUTIFUL!

  16. Nicole Richie Nipples Beach Cover
    Schadenfreude
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    She is so thin she has to run around to be hit by the sun’s rays.

  17. Adam Brody Hugging Portrait Sand Castle Trophy The League Set
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    I didn’t realize Manti Te’o's girlfriend died. Man, that’s sad.

  18. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
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    Seriously, it’s not just “your quirky thing” any more. Get those fucking teeth fixed.

  19. Breckin Meyer Mark-Paul Gosselaar TNT 25th Anniversary Party
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    Robot Chicken is awesome.

  20. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    broduhjenner
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    I don’t know about killing, but michelle has definitely been eating

  21. Andrew Dice Clay Valerie Vasquez Cleavage Blue Jasmine Premiere
    Schadenfreude
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    Fonzie with Tourette’s Syndrome.

  22. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
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    “I’m wearing this shirt to increase awareness of the plight of black men who are ruthlessly murdered.”
    “Mr. Brown, that will be $1300 for the repair of the head-sized dent in your door.”

  23. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
    Rico Jones
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    This is why rappers always go broke.

  24. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
    Keno
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    “You see, you make a wish and then try and break one. And you got to be a pretty good shot nowadays, too.”
    -Johnny Depp

  25. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Alec Baldwin Shirtless Instagram
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    Slater’s still in the picture? I guess Alec hasn’t found the Gulf Stream yet.

  26. Luis Moncada David Costabile Daniel Moncada Breaking Bad Final Episodes Celebration
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    “I was killed on Breaking Bad and all I got was this photo-op.”

  27. Michelle Fairley Game Of Thrones Stage Greeting
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    Pretty soon she’s going to need a neck brace whether or not she’s got whiplash.

  28. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
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    “By jove! What a revelation! And cheese just comes right out of here, you say?”

  29. Kaley Cuoco Bloated Face Tired Looking Blue Jasmine Premiere
    Rico Jones
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    I say it every time I see her online. Sexiest butterface in Hollywood. And I’m not trying to be funny.

  30. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
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    You’re this long? OMG

  31. Breckin Meyer Mark-Paul Gosselaar TNT 25th Anniversary Party
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    “If this is Screech, I swear to fucking god…”

  32. Prince Charles Laughing At Cow Royal Wales Showground
    Cock Dr
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    There are sunglasses and possibly other things piled up on top of the livestock’s head. Is that a British thing? Welsh?

  33. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
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    No doubt why she usually wears so much make up.

  34. Elizabeth Chambers Legs Short Shorts Armie Hammer The Lone Ranger French Premiere
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    “Just…let…me…finish….mmmm…ooooo….yeah…”

  35. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
    Rico Jones
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    I’ve seen many women with gaps in their teeth and still found them attractive but this is just ridiculous.

  36. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
    caley
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    “Ohhhhhh maannnnnn, do you see how hot I look?!”

  37. Nicole Richie Nipples Beach Cover
    broduhjenner
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    we’re going to need a smaller boat

  38. Nicole Richie Nipples Beach Cover
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    Hit the gym, lardass.

  39. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
    caley
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    Don’t let Michael Jackson’s kid see these photos of her hero, Marilyn Manson, without makeup!

  40. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Homo Sapiennes Set
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    It’s like evolution forgot to put a tooth in there.

  41. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
    caley
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    ‘Chris Brown’s custom Lamborghini has a built-in sensor that will actually avoid collisions, except when women are involved, in which case it will veer off the road to run them down then talk about how it made a mistake and deserves a second chance.’

  42. Chris Brown Trayvon Martin T Shirt Custom Lamborghini
    Cock Dr
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    Just the thing to go cruising for gay sex on the down low.

  43. Breckin Meyer Mark-Paul Gosselaar TNT 25th Anniversary Party
    caley
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    “So, seriously Mark-Paul, I can be Screech at the reunion, right?”

  44. Norman Reedus Prosthetic Penis From Django Unchained Terry Richardson
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    Booncock Saint

  45. Kate Upton Cleavage Bikini Twitter
    john
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    glad I renewed my motorboat license for the year. :-)

  46. Katie Holmes Derpface Mania Days Set
    anonymous
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    She must be talking to Tom Cruise again.

  47. Tatum O'Neal Weight Gain Squirrels To The Nuts Set
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    She’s grown since “Paper Moon”

  48. Michelle Trachtenberg Fat Legs Belly Weight Gain Killing Kennedy Panel Summer TCA Tour
    BiJenni
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    WTF happened? I used to fantasize about doing her.. O.M.G.

  49. Hugh Jackman Good Morning America
    john
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    There’s a sale at Macy’s

  50. Lady Gaga No Make Up Selfie
    john
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    well at least I know who can play the Joker in the next Batman movie

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