The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.24.14

July 24th, 2014 // 422 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that finds two of New York’s favorite sons out on their best behavior, with Alec Baldwin fraternizing with the homeless and Shia Labeouf actually wearing a clean-looking suit to court. Are they turning a new leaf, or should I keep making flagrantly irresponsible assumptions about two men I know nothing about based on a single candid photo? What I will definitely do, however, is proudly offer up this damning piece of evidence I’ve patiently waited for, so I can finally nail Joe Jonas‘ ass.

*submits to Fish for copy-editing, comes back all clear, clicks Publish*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Carla Gugino Cleavage Hercules Premiere
    cc
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    Snake Eyes and Sin City…yeow

  2. John Barrowman Floated On Purple Blanket Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
    cc
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    Laying ’round waiting for the purple people eater.

  3. Carla Gugino Cleavage Hercules Premiere
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    #1 on my hit list. Yow!

  4. Brigitte Nielsen Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    tom
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    I would avoid getting in a fight with her :(

  5. Joe Jonas Huge Scab Under Knee
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    Doesn’t he usually get those on his knees.

  6. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
    Chaz
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    It’s hard to look bad in an Armani Suit, but somehow he pulled it off.

  7. David Spade With Short Fat Lady
    Chaz
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    The City Council hopeful was simply trying to get Mr. Spade’s vote as she explained to him that she was up for election. Of course election came out erection, and the unsuspecting Asian was none the wiser.

  8. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
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    The look of shock when you discover you are Will Smith’s next holiday target.

  9. Brenda Song Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
    Jim Gaffigan
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    “Hot Pockets”

  10. Brigitte Nielsen Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    Chaz
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    He’s hard to see, but Flavor Flav’s head is just to the left of the guy in the van.

  11. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
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    When you’re 80 you just don’t give a shit.

  12. Donald Trum Ivanka Trump Golden Shovels Groundbreaking Ceremony Trump International Hotel
    Heywood Jablomie
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    What happened to Iguana Trump?

  13. Britney Spears Weird Face Im Allergic To Morning Sweatshirt
    Voice of Reisling
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    Not pictured: 8 cats, knitting bag, and Archie McPhee catalog.

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Laying On Yacht Talking On Phone
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    “John ( Pfeiffer, Victoria’s Secret’s Casting Director), since Toni just turned 22 it’s time to gear up the replacement tourney. Just start sending over the photos of the 19 year olds you’re casting. We’re sure to find a repalcement by this time next year.”

  15. Luci Ford Cleavage Bikini Gucci Perfume Instagram
    Voice of Reisling
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    SHRIMP JOKE™

  16. Ryan Gosling Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
    Voice of Reisling
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    Hey girl, just waxing poetic here.

  17. David Spade With Short Fat Lady
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    hes short what is she a pygmy

  18. John Barrowman Floated On Purple Blanket Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
    Voice of Reisling
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    Honey, get the vacuum cleaner.

  19. Brigitte Nielsen Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    Don Draper's Dad
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    I vill break you.

  20. Donald Trum Ivanka Trump Golden Shovels Groundbreaking Ceremony Trump International Hotel
    CK
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    I wish I had a gold shovel.

  21. John Barrowman Floated On Purple Blanket Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
    charlesatlas
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    Look up “Torchwood.”

  22. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
    Michael
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    You’re a white guy! Act white!

  23. Ava Sabrina Cleavage Legs Minidress Hank Baskett Mistress
    Michael
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    Calling Jim Norton! Here’s a great lay!

  24. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
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    Thought the dude in pink shirt was Shia.

  25. Joe Jonas Huge Scab Under Knee
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    My GPS must be broken! It keeps bringing me back to West Hollywood!

  26. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner Hercules Premiere
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    “May I lick your skull?”

  27. Leonardo DiCaprio Laying On Yacht Talking On Phone
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    “Siri, send me exotic vagina.”

  28. Renee Bargh Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Lou Braccant
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    Did they pick her up at a scratch and dent sale?

  29. Britney Spears Weird Face Im Allergic To Morning Sweatshirt
    maria
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    Her shirt might say “I’m allergic to mornings”, but her face says “daddy took away mah baycan milkshake:(“

  30. Brenda Song Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
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    “Brenda, what have you been up to this summer?”

    “Eatin’”

  31. Brenda Song Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
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    But seriously, her ham-hocks were never that big in the past. Has she been doing Leg Day at the gym for all of July?

  32. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Skirt Girls Set
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    No wonder why we’ve been having a lot of seismic activity on the East Coast.

  33. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Extra
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    “What is this hard thing that I feel when I poke my stomach.”
    “That would be your backbone.”

  34. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
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    Douche Extrordinaire!!

  35. Kristin Cavallari Mom Boobs Tight Dress
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    Do I see some giant titties SWANGIN in there?

  36. Lindsay Lohan Gross Saggy Cleavage Instagram
    joe blow
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    Slattern skank.

  37. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
    joe blow
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    Dr. Zeus?

  38. Britney Spears Weird Face Im Allergic To Morning Sweatshirt
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    She’s got that crazy “Ready to stab you with an umbrella” look again….

  39. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
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    dont tell alec but they actually think he’s william shatner.

  40. Dakota Fanning No Makeup Legs Miniskirt
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    Smells like teen spirit?

  41. Donald Trum Ivanka Trump Golden Shovels Groundbreaking Ceremony Trump International Hotel
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    thats the most physical work hes done since the last time he filed for bankruptcy.

  42. Shia LaBeouf Wearing Suit Leaving Court Appearance
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If the douche does not fit, you must acquit.

  43. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
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    “and right here you can see the spot where they took out my prostate, both testicles, and the glans just to be safe. What’s that? Oh, I’ll have a Pina Colada.”

  44. Britney Spears Weird Face Im Allergic To Morning Sweatshirt
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    this is the face of the nuns I see when I touch myself. Then I stop.

  45. Ryan Gosling Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That statue had sex with more women than the Jonas Bros.

  46. Ava Sabrina Cleavage Legs Minidress Hank Baskett Mistress
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    fucking trannies

  47. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
    George P Burdell
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    Have you guys seen Ireland? I am supposed to take her to lunch today.

  48. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
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    be proud of your race, shit stain! we all are!

  49. Michael Nutter Huge Bon Jovi Head Shot Marion Anderson Award
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    “we had to run an electric wood planer over it to remove several calcified layers of who knows what…..”

    • Johnny Barbells

      “we had to run an electric wood planer over it to remove several calcified layers of who knows what…..”

      …what? we’re not do that anymore?

  50. Leonardo DiCaprio Laying On Yacht Talking On Phone
    George P Burdell
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    Saint Tropez? Isn’t that where the Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne are having their lingerie pillow fights? And they are on the yacht in the next slip over?

    Hey, Bieber! Leonardo is too god for you and he is banging your girlfriend and the VS model who wasn’t interested because she was a “lesbian.”

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