The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.24.14

July 24th, 2014 // 422 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that finds two of New York’s favorite sons out on their best behavior, with Alec Baldwin fraternizing with the homeless and Shia Labeouf actually wearing a clean-looking suit to court. Are they turning a new leaf, or should I keep making flagrantly irresponsible assumptions about two men I know nothing about based on a single candid photo? What I will definitely do, however, is proudly offer up this damning piece of evidence I’ve patiently waited for, so I can finally nail Joe Jonas‘ ass.

*submits to Fish for copy-editing, comes back all clear, clicks Publish*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Brenda Song Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
    JimBB
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    Yellow may age mellow, but it doesn’t handle doughnuts well.

  2. Irina Shayk Cleavage Instagram
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    #lazyeyes

  3. Carla Gugino Cleavage Hercules Premiere
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    Stunning. Always has been, always will be.

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Laying On Yacht Talking On Phone
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    Hey, Jeremy Miller, I’d like to order a pizza.

  5. Dakota Fanning No Makeup Legs Miniskirt
    JimBB
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    Looks like Britney Murphy raised her well.

  6. Leonardo DiCaprio Laying On Yacht Talking On Phone
    cajunhawk
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    Marty?…Marty are you there? Pick up, pick up, pick up. Marty I need another movie or I’m gonna end up looking like Dean Cain. Marty…please call me back.

  7. Kristin Cavallari Mom Boobs Tight Dress
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    Hey Dummy, quit walking in the middle of the street. Oh wait, on second thought, stay right there. Lemme go get my car. And hey, call your glass-jawed husband.

  8. Mia Farrow Crazy Eyes Stringy Hair UN Press Conference
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    “… you see most people thought Rosemary’s Baby was the spawn of the devil, but I thought it was precccciooouuus.”

  9. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
    cajunhawk
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    Tina Brandon…

  10. Carla Gugino Cleavage Hercules Premiere
    cajunhawk
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    The woman is a hot rod…

  11. David Spade With Short Fat Lady
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    Who’s the better actor? Spade or the lady pretending she’s not embarrassed?

  12. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Skirt Girls Set
    JimBB
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    I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU TO STOP THE ICE CREAM TRUCK WHEN IT CAME THROUGH AGAIN, DID I NOT??? SO WHY AM I HEARING THE MUSIC, BUT IT’S NOT SLOWING DOWN????

  13. David Spade With Short Fat Lady
    Hopalong
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    As hard as I try I can’t figure out which is doing the walk of shame.

  14. Emmy Rossum Legs Daisy Dukes Tank Top
    JimBB
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    Would it have been too much to ask for you to put this after the Lena Dunham pic?

  15. Brenda Song Nipples Legs Daisy Dukes
    Hopalong
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    Is she walking out with a roast chicken in that bag. It looks like a tasty whole spit roasted chicken.

  16. Brigitte Nielsen Huge Ass Tight Skirt
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    While those Spanx are stretched way beyond their recommended limit, It’s still a far cry from slugging down a pint of Popov before puking it all back up in a public park.

  17. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
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    “Fuckin’ homeless faggots.”

  18. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
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    Even the homeless are hipsters. Fuck New York.

  19. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner Hercules Premiere
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    “Dear God you are so much bigger in person.”

  20. Donald Trum Ivanka Trump Golden Shovels Groundbreaking Ceremony Trump International Hotel
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    “And this is where I buried your mother, so many years ago.”

  21. Ava Sabrina Cleavage Legs Minidress Hank Baskett Mistress
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Oh. I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okaaaaaaaaaayyy!

  22. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
    Sandor Clegane
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    i think it means he has to pee

  23. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
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    The Armani no one wants to put on.

  24. Britney Spears Weird Face Im Allergic To Morning Sweatshirt
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    She’s not allergic to crazy eyes.

  25. Leonardo DiCaprio Laying On Yacht Talking On Phone
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    Sexual DiCaprio.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Gross Saggy Cleavage Instagram
    Short Round
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    Like watching a haggard drunken old cow take a selfie. You appreciate the effort but you just rather they don’t.

  27. Ava Sabrina Cleavage Legs Minidress Hank Baskett Mistress
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    She yanked Hank?

  28. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
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    Looks like a roast pig. He just needs the apple in his mouth.

  29. Shia LaBeouf Wearing Suit Leaving Court Appearance
    Bob
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    “But Shia, I don’t want to wear the little hat!”
    “Look, my lawyer says the judge needs to see that there’s a bigger douche in the courtroom than me so I look like I’ve rehabbed a little bit. You can take it off in the car.”

  30. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Extra
    JW
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    “Eddie, I shit myself again.”

  31. Leonardo DiCaprio Laying On Yacht Talking On Phone
    Bob
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    “You know, the usual: fucking models all day long. What are you up to, Jonah?”

  32. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Skirt Girls Set
    JW
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    Kill it; kill it with fire!

  33. Shia LaBeouf Wearing Suit Leaving Court Appearance
    Short Round
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    He may be wearing a suit and tie but like a good boy scout he never dropes the watchful eye. After all hobos attack when you least expect it.

  34. Donald Trum Ivanka Trump Golden Shovels Groundbreaking Ceremony Trump International Hotel
    Brit
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    I got these spades from my last two ex-wives

  35. Mia Farrow Crazy Eyes Stringy Hair UN Press Conference
    Bob
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    Hmm, excellent question. Why should you give a fuck if I’m here?

  36. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner Hercules Premiere
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    “No Brett, shrimps ain’t what I’m cooking.”

  37. Mariah Carey Cleavage Spandex Dress Hercules Premeire
    Short Round
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    Photoshop all the pictures you want but much like fathers with daughters you should know sooner or later one will get through to ruin what you so tried to protect.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Gross Saggy Cleavage Instagram
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    “Clean and sober” for her “comeback”.

    WHAT???

  39. Donald Trum Ivanka Trump Golden Shovels Groundbreaking Ceremony Trump International Hotel
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    He keeps that shovel around all the time to remove the piles of bullshit that come out of his mouth.

  40. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
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    Why are there two consecutive pictures of Lindsay?

  41. Britney Spears Weird Face Im Allergic To Morning Sweatshirt
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    So it’s mornings that are making her forehead swell up and her eyebrows fall out? Got it.

  42. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
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    Little fucking cunt.

  43. Renee Bargh Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    Total downgrade.

  44. Joe Jonas Huge Scab Under Knee
    Short Round
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    Please don’t let Nick lock the door again. I don’t want to have to explain to another girl the whole straight thing is just for my image.

  45. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Skirt Girls Set
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    Thats the Doppler Effect costume

  46. Dakota Fanning No Makeup Legs Miniskirt
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    Hey! Hey you tourists! Remember me? Remember when I was America’s precocious pre-teen sweetheart? Sure ya do! Let me autograph that for you. Hey, don’t you walk away! Hey! i’ll fucking chase your asses down!! Get back here!!! Looooove meeee!!!

  47. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
    Odbarc
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    Left naked in the sun? Tighties-whities? Shitty hat?
    The real Walter White.

  48. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
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    Looks like he’s infiltrated an illegal street hacky-sack ring.

  49. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
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    “Which one of you wants to do something worthwhile with your life? Just hop in the back of my truck, we’ll drive out to the woods, and I’ll hunt you for sport.”

  50. David Spade With Short Fat Lady
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    David always found that money always got a bit tight towards the end of the month.

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