The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.24.14

July 24th, 2014 // 422 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that finds two of New York’s favorite sons out on their best behavior, with Alec Baldwin fraternizing with the homeless and Shia Labeouf actually wearing a clean-looking suit to court. Are they turning a new leaf, or should I keep making flagrantly irresponsible assumptions about two men I know nothing about based on a single candid photo? What I will definitely do, however, is proudly offer up this damning piece of evidence I’ve patiently waited for, so I can finally nail Joe Jonas‘ ass.

*submits to Fish for copy-editing, comes back all clear, clicks Publish*

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Extra
    Dildo Baggins
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    even that old lady wants some of that.

  2. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
    JimBB
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    The worst part about living on skid row is that you never know when a Baldwin might show up.

  3. Mario Lopez Icing On Top Lip Extra
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    “What bite of pie?”

  4. John Barrowman Floated On Purple Blanket Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
    The Most Interesting
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    I got nuthin’.

    Don’t know who that is.
    Don’t have a clue what’s going on.
    And I find I just don’t care.

  5. Britney Spears Weird Face Im Allergic To Morning Sweatshirt
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    When you’re rich and want to fix your allergies, it’s just easier to trim your nose.

  6. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Extra
    JimBB
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    Honey if you can’t keep it sucked in, I’m going to have to start fucking the maid again.

  7. Renee Bargh Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    “This dress certainly is tight in the waist and roomy in the rear!”

  8. Dakota Fanning No Makeup Legs Miniskirt
    The Most Interesting
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    Aaahhh. Pedobear never calls anymore.

  9. Donald Trum Ivanka Trump Golden Shovels Groundbreaking Ceremony Trump International Hotel
    JimBB
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    The pile of dirt is the cleanest thing in this photo.

  10. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
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    That guy in the pink shirt knows that the Alec spotting the paps is the only thing that saved the lives of he and his friends. Look at the fear on his face.

  11. Melanie Griffith Son Alexander
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    “…and might I add, Alexander, that’s a lovely saddle bag you have on your right shoulder

  12. Donald Trum Ivanka Trump Golden Shovels Groundbreaking Ceremony Trump International Hotel
    Abraham Van Doody
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    The sacred golden shovels of Moloch

  13. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner Hercules Premiere
    JimBB
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    Yo Rock, you’re going with me after this for some shrimp right? Come on man, you got my back, right?

  14. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
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    “Spare change? Nope! How about a little soft shoe?”

  15. Ava Sabrina Cleavage Legs Minidress Hank Baskett Mistress
    kevin kenish from connecticut
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    I kinda feel like they probably have penis’s buuuuut I kinda probably feel like I would still bang them

  16. Ava Sabrina Cleavage Legs Minidress Hank Baskett Mistress
    JimBB
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    In all fairness, who amongst us hasn’t been tempted to jerk a chick off before?

  17. Mariah Carey Cleavage Spandex Dress Hercules Premeire
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    Getting that dress on would have been a Herculean endeavour, so this premier makes sense.

  18. Leonardo DiCaprio Laying On Yacht Talking On Phone
    JimBB
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    To play Orson Welles, I must become him.

  19. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
    Dirk Diggler
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    He’s like that monkey from south park thats constantly playing with his dick

  20. Lindsay Lohan Gross Saggy Cleavage Instagram
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    those are some of the saggiest mommy-bags I’ve ever seen on a 40 year old.

  21. Joe Jonas Huge Scab Under Knee
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    [knocking on car door]
    “Jonah Bros, Jonah Bros, please let me in.”
    “Not by the scab on your shinny shin shin!”

  22. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
    JimBB
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    Yeah, well you can suck my…..dick?

  23. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
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    “I see you gentlemen found my urine from last night.”

  24. Carla Gugino Cleavage Hercules Premiere
    Sigmound Von Doody
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    The one thing I’ve always hated about Hollywood, Are the goddamn Vampires

  25. John Barrowman Floated On Purple Blanket Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
    Canudigit
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    I think he is the gay dude from Arrow – the other hooded guy. If it is him, it would explain the abundance of purple.

  26. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Extra
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    “Jesus, LeAnn, next time queef the whole alphabet! you can’t even make it past P!”

  27. Michael Nutter Huge Bon Jovi Head Shot Marion Anderson Award
    JimBB
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    I have to confess that, as a black man, I actually have no idea who he is.

  28. Mario Lopez Icing On Top Lip Extra
    Canudigit
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    Hahaha – let the photoshopping begin!!

  29. David Spade With Short Fat Lady
    JimBB
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    Well, it was either her or go back to Lara Flynn Boyle.

  30. David Spade With Short Fat Lady
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    You no want breakfast!

  31. Lindsay Lohan Gross Saggy Cleavage Instagram
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    When Lilo gives you the “Hey Buddy, eyes up here…” look, she really means it.

  32. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Arm Around Brett Ratner Hercules Premiere
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    Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Brett “The Shrimpeater” Ratner

  33. David Spade With Short Fat Lady
    Natty Ice
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    It’s about time we started to see Yoko dating again.

  34. Britney Spears Weird Face Im Allergic To Morning Sweatshirt
    o
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    Miley,

    Are you paying attention?

  35. Ava Sabrina Cleavage Legs Minidress Hank Baskett Mistress
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    Any chance Hank could have tried to argue that he thought it was a chick and then just went with it once it whipped its’ cock out just flew out the window…look at that monster’s face. Holy Shit!

  36. Britney Spears Weird Face Im Allergic To Morning Sweatshirt
    Genghis Khanstein
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    Thorazine and its cousins are no fun, as seen here in Exhibit A

  37. Ava Sabrina Cleavage Legs Minidress Hank Baskett Mistress
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    No joke. I would rather jerk off a guy that hasn’t had this kind of work done.

  38. John Barrowman Floated On Purple Blanket Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Sir, the Labor Board has received some very serious allegations from several male Oompa Loompas.

  39. Mariah Carey Cleavage Spandex Dress Hercules Premeire
    Commented on this photo:

    sing it with me now – ‘fatty, fatty, FAT-FAT’.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Gross Saggy Cleavage Instagram
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    gravity: 1
    Lilo: 0

  41. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
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    Will SOMEONE, ANYONE within driving distance of Los Angeles just find this shitstain and beat the fuck out of him…PLEASE!

  42. Leonardo DiCaprio Laying On Yacht Talking On Phone
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    He should move to the back of the boat so the propellor goes back into the water.

  43. Alec Baldwin Homeless People
    Pete
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    “What’s in your wal– uh, nevermind.”

  44. Ava Sabrina Cleavage Legs Minidress Hank Baskett Mistress
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    the one in the back looks like George Lopez.

  45. Maria Shriver Licking Lips
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    Yes you were… for putting up with Arnold.

  46. Brigitte Nielsen Huge Ass Tight Skirt
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    Bangbus?

  47. Lindsay Lohan Gross Saggy Cleavage Instagram
    cajunhawk
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    #innocenceanntcellslost

  48. Justin Bieber Grabbing His Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time he grabs it he remembers what he is.

  49. Giorgio Armani Grabbing Dick Wearing Speedo
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    Now I can claim to have an A-list body.

  50. Kristin Cavallari Mom Boobs Tight Dress
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    Just got back from the baseball game with Jack White

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