The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.7.11

July 7th, 2011 // 722 Comments

Welcome to the Thursday edition of The Crap We Missed where I have some sad news to report: Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to being a frumpy pregnant woman again after looking like this until every single seam burst in one last scream of agony. However, I crammed the end of this post full of Jessica Stam because I’m sensitive and care about your feelings.

Shh, there, there. There, there,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kelly Osbourne Drunk
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    Someone go 4-wheeling like daddy?

  2. Ron Wood
    LJ
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    Now there’s a death mask if I ever saw one.

  3. Emma Watson
    M
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    Auditioning for a remake of “Something about Mary”?

  4. Leighton Meester
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    holy hell that’s sexy as fuck. i’d cum too if i were that pretzel

  5. Kim Kardashian
    M
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    Auditioning for the XXX version of “Million Dollar Baby” . . .

  6. Mary-Kate Olsen
    LJ
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    She always seems to get photographed looking like she has cramps.

    Does she only go out of the apartment to get tampons?

  7. Emma Watson
    Deacon Jones
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    “Actually, I prefer to eat box with the “Teeth on top, tongue on bottom” method

  8. Ellen Degeneres
    Someone Else
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    When did Christopher Walken get a rack?

  9. Cher
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    When did Ozzy get his new glasses?

  10. Woody Allen
    M
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    Is he having a stroke?

    • fartbucket

      He’s apparently looked like that for a few years now. So I guess the real questions is WHEN did he have a stroke?

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Deacon Jones
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    Thatta girl.

  12. Ron Wood
    Chinny
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    Now listen here young man, I used to be somebody, you know. Seriously, do you know who I used to be?

  13. Woody Allen
    monkeyboy
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    the face that launched a thousand ice cream trucks

  14. Halle Berry
    M
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    Looks like she’s growing a Torry Spelling chest hole…

  15. Woody Allen
    DogBoy
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    what daughter wouldn’t want to hit that?

  16. Cher
    LJ
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    This is the “after” photo in the plastic surgeon’s office of the “before” photo of Ron Woods.

  17. Jon Favreau
    Someone Else
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    John Goodman has thinned down. Good to see.

  18. Verne Troyer
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    Don’t trust the peace sign. Remember, he does this then flips you the bird and jumps your ass!

  19. Commented on this photo:

    Fucking love this woman!!! Morrreeee……..

  20. Woody Allen
    Deacon Jones
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    “Don’t mind my left eye, it’s melted from looking at so much asian kiddy p0rn”

  21. Ashlee Simpson
    monkeyboy
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    and this is what it looks like when you dress a skeleton up in your dad’s old boxers and stretched out T-shirt.

  22. Commented on this photo:

    I can see her in a Benz. I can see me in a Benz. I can see me in her.

  23. Verne Troyer
    Frank N. Beans
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    Verne shows us his special technique for snagging chicks.

  24. Anne Hathaway
    nm9dream
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    I’m beginning to wonder if vampires don’t actually exist.

  25. Someone Else

    The role of Marcie in Married with Children: The early years, has been cast.

    • STEVEALBANESE

      My tongue has a date with this dyke’s pink little asshole. Yummy!!

      • STEVEALBANESE

        Me and my buddies always go after these dyk-ish looking girls at the bar… They try to be all KDLang and $#!t but… They definitely seem to do enemas and get brazilians and put out for you and your friends after last call. Just sayin’.

  26. Robert Pattinson
    M
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    He looked better with the “pie” on his face

  27. Cher
    DogBoy
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    Kim Kardashian Superstar: The 50th Anniversary Rerelease

  28. Evan Rachel Wood
    Jon Hex
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    Honey, I shrank Lucy Lawless.

  29. Jersey Shore Snooki
    M
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    So she’s finally gettng that community service started? Or is that the back door to the grocery store?

  30. Cher
    monkeyboy
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    Cryptkeeper at the premiere of Zookeeper in Westwood, CA

  31. Donnie Wahlberg
    M
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    No Comments Yet – for a reason.

  32. Halle Berry
    jasonden
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    sexy mama, come to papa!

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    HumpinFrog
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    I’d hit that like it was the last bean bag on earth.

  34. Robert Pattinson
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    “Mr. Smith? Can I have your autograph? I’m a huge fan of The Cure!”

  35. John Malkovich
    Deacon Jones
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    This guy has the personality of gold-coated turd.

  36. Cher
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Shouldn’t that outfit have a zip where the mouth is ?

  37. Cher
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    Where’s Ashton?

  38. Jon Favreau
    monkeyboy
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    this guy expands and contracts more often than a colostomy bag

  39. Jon Favreau
    Deacon Jones
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    (Man does Vince Vaughn look like shit…)

  40. Daisy Lowe
    jasonden
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    she probably pulled that up from Madonna’s garbage can…

  41. HumpinFrog

    “I’m a little school boy, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout”

  42. Jersey Shore Snooki
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    The storage facility for the Jersey Shore’s Valtrex supply.

  43. Verne Troyer
    Deacon Jones
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    “Hey dudes. Anyone seen my interior knees, man?”

  44. Tom Brady Ponytail
    SteveG
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    Nope, still not David Beckham.

  45. Verne Troyer
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I like the little beard. It makes him stand out.

  46. Deacon Jones
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    There’s something about this chick’s look I just can’t put my finger on… I WANT to like her, but I just can’t…

  47. Kim Kardashian
    HumpinFrog
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    I had that same look when I reupholstered my couch cushions too. I didn’t try to match my shower curtain but I understand the joy.

  48. Ellen Degeneres
    Richard McBeef
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    moobs

  49. Kelly Osbourne Drunk
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    Kelly puts on her own makeup for the first time.

  50. Evan Rachel Wood
    alex
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    She’s a zero. A nothing. A blip.

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