The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.19.12

July 19th, 2012 // 519 Comments

Welcome to Thrusday’s The Crap We Missed, or as I’m renaming it for the day, The Hipster Douche Edition. We’ve got Johnny Depp who apparently won’t fly without his lucky feather cap, as well as Waris Ahluwalia (Rep. Bachmann, ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT?!) who has spent entirely too much time on Wes Anderson’s sets and/or organizing Shia LaBeouf‘s silk robes, but the top honors go to Russell Brand with his stone-washed, scarf-belted skinny jeans and sandals combo that wouldn’t be complete without a effeminate stance vest.

“Yo dude, you got Sunny D!” – Christian Slater,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Coco Butt Tight Pants Bending Over
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    I want to wreck her big fake ass.

  2. John Stamos Open Linen Shirt Green Pants Knit Hat
    Josh
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    Dude, you’re 50. Grow the fuck up.

  3. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
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    Check your manhood, Russell.

  4. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
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    Yet, if a woman from his country was to dress the same way, she’d be stoned to death.

  5. Mischa Barton Drunk
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    Why do these beautiful young women insist on shitting away their good looks and youth with drugs and partying.

  6. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
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    That outfit would look much better crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.

  7. LeBron James Headphones Open Mouth Stare
    Pine Table Fever
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    After losing his headband, LeBron tried desperately to hide his disappearing hairline with anything he could find. It was a poor effort.

  8. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
    JungleRed
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    You forgot your heels.

  9. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    whoa…titties!
    [scrolls up to see who they're attached to]
    sigh…
    [scrolls back down to titties]

  10. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
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    Russell, caught in a daydream moment, fantasizes himself strutting the streets in a pair of stripper heels!

  11. Kim Kardashian No Make Up Nail Salon
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    M000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.00

  12. Kimberley Garner Side Boob Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Wheres my hat ?
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    that reminds me…I need to do some ironing…

  13. Kim Kardashian No Make Up Nail Salon
    CK
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    you mean “Hoof Salon”?

    ba-zing!

  14. LeBron James Headphones Open Mouth Stare
    Bionic_Crouton
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    LeBron hear music, but Lebron no see music!… LeBron confused!

  15. Kim Kardashian No Make Up Nail Salon
    Jason
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    I actually think she’s fairly attractive when she doesn’t have 10 pounds of makeup on. Yes, she’s got a giant ass. But many attractive women do.

    That said, when all the stupid starts coming out of her mouth, it really ruins the affect.

  16. Mischa Barton Drunk
    Jason
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    Strangely enough, she looks almost normal in this picture compared to what we usually see.

  17. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
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    Who the hell is this?

  18. Morgan Freeman Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    gone
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    Nasty.

  19. Johnny Depp Feather In Hat
    gone
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    He’s like a real-life cartoon character.

  20. Kim Kardashian No Make Up Nail Salon
    gone
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    She looks much prettier without makeup.

  21. Jessica-Jane Clement Naked PETA Ad Bunny
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    PETA is bullshit.

  22. Morgan Freeman Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    welldoneson
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    Looks like a deep fryer mishap.
    Not supposed to throw the whole turkey in, sport.

    Oh, and he’s a douche for giving Obama a freakin’ million dollars.

  23. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
    mskitty
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    I think Russell may have won Katy’s clothes in the custody battle

  24. Samuel L. Jackson Yacht
    Biff
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    Where is my damn Super suit!!?

  25. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    evan
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    when is jennifer lopez going to look in the mirror an realize she not hot. A jumpsuit, with an ass like that?

  26. Kimberley Garner Side Boob Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Kitty
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    WTF is up with these gosh awful outfits that women are continuing to wear, they are effin’ crazy and should not be worn!! TAKE IT OFF…

  27. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
    Blech
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    What is it with all the bodysuits?

    If we bedazzle this one, it still will not distract me enough from the mug on this chick.

  28. Christian Slater Peeking Around Corner Soldiers Of Fortune Photocall
    Colonel Angus
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    Christians? Later…

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