Welcome to Thrusday’s The Crap We Missed, or as I’m renaming it for the day, The Hipster Douche Edition. We’ve got Johnny Depp who apparently won’t fly without his lucky feather cap, as well as Waris Ahluwalia (Rep. Bachmann, ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT?!) who has spent entirely too much time on Wes Anderson’s sets and/or organizing Shia LaBeouf‘s silk robes, but the top honors go to Russell Brand with his stone-washed, scarf-belted skinny jeans and sandals combo that wouldn’t be complete without a effeminate stance vest.
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I want to wreck her big fake ass.
Dude, you’re 50. Grow the fuck up.
Check your manhood, Russell.
Yet, if a woman from his country was to dress the same way, she’d be stoned to death.
Why do these beautiful young women insist on shitting away their good looks and youth with drugs and partying.
That outfit would look much better crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.
After losing his headband, LeBron tried desperately to hide his disappearing hairline with anything he could find. It was a poor effort.
You forgot your heels.
whoa…titties!
[scrolls up to see who they're attached to]
sigh…
[scrolls back down to titties]
Russell, caught in a daydream moment, fantasizes himself strutting the streets in a pair of stripper heels!
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that reminds me…I need to do some ironing…
you mean “Hoof Salon”?
ba-zing!
LeBron hear music, but Lebron no see music!… LeBron confused!
I actually think she’s fairly attractive when she doesn’t have 10 pounds of makeup on. Yes, she’s got a giant ass. But many attractive women do.
That said, when all the stupid starts coming out of her mouth, it really ruins the affect.
Strangely enough, she looks almost normal in this picture compared to what we usually see.
Who the hell is this?
Nasty.
He’s like a real-life cartoon character.
She looks much prettier without makeup.
PETA is bullshit.
Looks like a deep fryer mishap.
Not supposed to throw the whole turkey in, sport.
Oh, and he’s a douche for giving Obama a freakin’ million dollars.
I think Russell may have won Katy’s clothes in the custody battle
Where is my damn Super suit!!?
when is jennifer lopez going to look in the mirror an realize she not hot. A jumpsuit, with an ass like that?
WTF is up with these gosh awful outfits that women are continuing to wear, they are effin’ crazy and should not be worn!! TAKE IT OFF…
What is it with all the bodysuits?
If we bedazzle this one, it still will not distract me enough from the mug on this chick.
Christians? Later…