The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.19.12

July 19th, 2012 // 519 Comments

Welcome to Thrusday’s The Crap We Missed, or as I’m renaming it for the day, The Hipster Douche Edition. We’ve got Johnny Depp who apparently won’t fly without his lucky feather cap, as well as Waris Ahluwalia (Rep. Bachmann, ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT?!) who has spent entirely too much time on Wes Anderson’s sets and/or organizing Shia LaBeouf‘s silk robes, but the top honors go to Russell Brand with his stone-washed, scarf-belted skinny jeans and sandals combo that wouldn’t be complete without a effeminate stance vest.

“Yo dude, you got Sunny D!” – Christian Slater,

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  1. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
    EricLr
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    That’s what you call a British pyramid. The one skinny girl stands atop the 10 girls raised on gravy-drenched, greasy slop.

  2. Snooki Mario Lopez
    EricLr
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    You might want to wash that hand, dude.

    ….in boiling acid.

  3. Morgan Freeman Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Honey Badger don’t give a shit

  4. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Silly girl. Believe that old wives tale about taking your bra off to pull the wrinkles off your face

  5. John Stamos Open Linen Shirt Green Pants Knit Hat
    Cock Dr
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    Thanks for the fuzzy belly flash. We get it; you aren’t fat and you do some daily crunches..now pull up your pants and button the shirt.

  6. Nick Nolte Red Face Blue Suit Hat Satchel
    catapostrophe
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    Nick Nolte’s motto: keep breathing.

  7. Kimberley Garner Side Boob Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    Man, there sure were a lot of chicks showing off their small boobs at this premier. Guess that’s why Kelly Brook wasn’t at this one.

  8. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    EricLr
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    If I rub him ,do I get three wishes?

  9. Johnny Depp Feather In Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♫ and called it macaroni…

  10. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m predicting the male masseur lawsuit in 2015.

  11. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    This is the kind of quiet self promotion that we can all enjoy.

  12. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
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    Hmmm, if it has a face like a duck…

  13. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Lopsided.

  14. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
    Gin&Tonic
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    is it just a trick of the lighting or does she have freakishly large aureolas?

  15. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    EricLr
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    Sweetie, whoever dressed you in that is making fun of you.

  16. Kim Kardashian No Make Up Nail Salon
    TobiasFunke
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    Is that Kris Jenner next to Kim?

  17. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
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    She needs a few more tattoos to really be trailer trash. Right now, the best she can get going is some trailer rash…

  18. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Singh when you’re winning !

  19. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    TobiasFunke
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    Apparently we have begun outsourcing our celebrities to India also. Here we see 70′s John Travolta.

  20. David Beckham
    EricLr
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    No Mr. Beckham, I don’t want to grow up to be like you. I just want to be a great soccer player.

  21. LeBron James Headphones Open Mouth Stare
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    Where’d they find that many black people in England?

  22. Mischa Barton Drunk
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Conrad Poos and His Dancing Teeth.

  23. Mischa Barton Drunk
    Pine Table Fever
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    Wow. I can see the outline of her skull.

  24. John Stamos Open Linen Shirt Green Pants Knit Hat
    TobiasFunke
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    Your move, Jared Leto.

  25. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
    Mr. Poop
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    that fat hippie lady walks with real grace

  26. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    TobiasFunke
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    (not picture) Some oily bo-hunk has just stepped out of an El Camino.

  27. David Beckham
    donnadixon
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    Hell yes I still think he’s hot.

  28. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    ll
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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha wtf is she wearing

  29. Kimberley Garner Side Boob Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Gin&Tonic
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    she’s got that 2-faced seinfeld thing going where in some shots she’s hot and in others she’s kinda fug

    • She’s got a Two-Face thing going on at THE DARK KNIGHT RISES premiere, and yet you go for the Seinfeld reference instead?

      • Gin&Tonic

        didnt want to go for the obvious choice (plus seinfeld seemed more appropriate since i doubt she has a muderous alter ego but ya never know…)

  30. Samuel L. Jackson Yacht
    TobiasFunke
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    Looks like Jules went to Big Kahuna Burger, a few hundred times.

  31. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
    Mr. Poop
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    the guy in the bolo tie is drawing wood

  32. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
    Lita
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    Face like a duck, fake tits, camel toe…SNOOKI

  33. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    TobiasFunke
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    Christopher Nolan has learned something Michael Bay has apparently missed.

  34. Samuel L. Jackson Yacht
    Doctor_Joystick
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    I’m King of tha Motherfuckin’ WORLD!!!

  35. David Beckham
    Frank Burns
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    “Relax kid, this isn’t Penn State.”

  36. LeBron James Headphones Open Mouth Stare
    TobiasFunke
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    What face does Kim keep making at you LeBron?
    Oh.

  37. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
    bethy
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    “Barbie Foot”–A progressive condition which develops through chronic abuse of stiletto heel wear (either alone or in combination with IV drug use). Related ailments: “Barbie Hip” and “Ken Groin.”

    Outlook: Bleak
    Treatment: Amputation and/or death

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Ken Groin would be a nasty surprise! I wonder if it happens overnight, or slowly like growing a hump where your bits should be.

  38. LeBron James Headphones Open Mouth Stare
    Matty
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    Nice invisible cell phone.

  39. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    Pine Table Fever
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    I am trying to find anything vaguely attractive about her. Maybe her… Hmmm. What about the way she… nope. Got nothing.

  40. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    Backdoor Ninja
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    Please make the shirt stop. I keep coming back to this picture hoping it will be buttoned up.

  41. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    Mike Walker
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    I think I’m going to be sikh.

  42. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
    Fred 'The Dorf' Dorfman
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    She’s hot!!!

  43. Mischa Barton Drunk
    Backdoor Ninja
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    The chick on the right just behind her shoulder… she’s kinda cute.

    • Lou Braccant

      There’s a Olivia Wilde/Olivia Munn look about her with an ugly sister ‘ I’ll do things to you she’d never do’ syndrome mixed in too.

      • Beaver Underground

        The similarity is up for debate. But let’s hope you are right about the “I’ll do things she’d never do” part.

  44. Kimberley Garner Side Boob Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Billy Ray
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    I’d pull it off!

  45. Christian Slater Peeking Around Corner Soldiers Of Fortune Photocall
    Perplexity
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    Peekaboo! Career, where are you?

  46. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    gigi
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    Jennifer w/ her drumstick legs lol how are her calves so tiny? what really baffles me is that she’s had these legs all her life & that’s the costume choice?? nobody laid out some matching knee-high boots?? yikes

  47. Kimberley Garner Side Boob Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    MRF
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    The new Batman villain: Sideboob Butterface.

  48. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    Backdoor Ninja
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    Damn it! I suspected it was a Miley picture. Why the hell did I click on it?!

  49. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Pokie Patrol
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    Now those are sweet little ta-tas… approved!

  50. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
    Perplexity
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    Charles can watch, in handcuffs, after offering to replace one of the bottom cheer girls, because “the proper way to spot is to hold on to the upper thighs.”

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