The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.19.12

July 19th, 2012 // 519 Comments

Welcome to Thrusday’s The Crap We Missed, or as I’m renaming it for the day, The Hipster Douche Edition. We’ve got Johnny Depp who apparently won’t fly without his lucky feather cap, as well as Waris Ahluwalia (Rep. Bachmann, ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT?!) who has spent entirely too much time on Wes Anderson’s sets and/or organizing Shia LaBeouf‘s silk robes, but the top honors go to Russell Brand with his stone-washed, scarf-belted skinny jeans and sandals combo that wouldn’t be complete without a effeminate stance vest.

“Yo dude, you got Sunny D!” – Christian Slater,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no idea who you are but your lady parts SCARE me

  2. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    Crissy
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    So who is this pimp?

  3. John Stamos Open Linen Shirt Green Pants Knit Hat
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    It looks more like he’s heading into a Broadway show male dancer’s anus.

  4. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
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    I’ve seen women tattoo their eyebrows before, but never their underarm hair.

  5. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    I DONT OFTEN SCORE ME OWN DRUGS…BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT IN LADY SHOES

  6. Mischa Barton Drunk
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    This being Mischa Barton, I can’t tell if that look means she’s just arriving or just leaving a whiskey-based event.

  7. Nick Nolte Red Face Blue Suit Hat Satchel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now, get this! We ain’t partners. We ain’t brothers. And we ain’t friends. I’m puttin’ you down and keepin’ you down until Ganz is locked up or dead. And if Ganz gets away, you’re gonna be sorry YOU ever MET me! “

  8. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    is he a real person? or u know, one of those BORAT charactors?

  9. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Sven Golly
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    You think she has more than one of those jumpsuits? Not the sort of thing you could get cleaned just any old place. I’m guessing that sucker is pretty ripe.

  10. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
    Cock Dr
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    She looks like trouble.

  11. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    Memo to self: Produce porn movie called “The Dark Nips Rise.” Invite Fred Willard to the premiere.

  12. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    DiegoAD
    Commented on this photo:

    Anybody else freaked out by the effect when you scroll down this page using the mouse wheel?

  13. Morgan Freeman Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    What an amazing coincidence that the title of the movie is the same as Morgan’s favorite pick-up line.

    • Quasimodo

      See, that’s just awesome right there. This dude abides, and he should get as much tail as possible.

  14. Snooki Mario Lopez
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    Second day in a row she’s been pictured here with a flower in her hair. Is that supposed to make her look attractive? Or, even worse, like a lady?

  15. Jessica-Jane Clement Naked PETA Ad Bunny
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    I wonder how worried she was whether or not they tested silicon on animals.

  16. Kim Kardashian No Make Up Nail Salon
    DeucePickle
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    Did she bring Kanye’s nightstand or was that already there ?

  17. Nick Nolte Red Face Blue Suit Hat Satchel
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    He was on cover of PEOPLE magazine as SEXIEST MAN ALIVE once.

    And also he had teeth once.

    Yes. Teeth!

  18. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
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    How did ever get time off from the 7-11 to attend this?

  19. Coco Butt Tight Pants Bending Over
    Crissy
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    Yes is a pooper, a big pooper and I dont know how she can wipe that, with those nails…

  20. Coco Butt Tight Pants Bending Over
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you think these pants make my ass look big?

  21. LeBron James Headphones Open Mouth Stare
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    “See? The sound bounces around around my empty head and then comes out my mouth like a giant speaker.”

  22. Mischa Barton Drunk
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Shes aged fifteen years since yesterdays picture!!

  23. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
    Crissy
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    That is a strip bar right?!

  24. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    DeucePickle
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    This guy is one gold chain away from being amazing.

  25. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    Frank Burns
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    Outfit from the Osh Kosh B’gosh haute couture line, available only from the flea market at Raccoon Junction.

  26. John Stamos Open Linen Shirt Green Pants Knit Hat
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    Just because u have the body to wear this, doesnt mean you SHOULD!

  27. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
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    Any other woman wears that and there’s profuse sideboob. Her? Not so much.

  28. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    She just gets trashier by the minute,

    Hey, Miles, the trailer park called! They want their trash back!

  29. Samuel L. Jackson Yacht
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    I know it’s not his line, but it really looks like he’s getting too old for this shit.

  30. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He prefers the solid looking ones forming the foundation.

  31. Nick Nolte Red Face Blue Suit Hat Satchel
    Matt Lauer
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    No visible incontinence issues, must be early in the day.

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Pants
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “Off to pick up my cash keg. I love pay day !”

  33. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    I see now why Abba wrote that song about her.

  34. Kimberley Garner Side Boob Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    See what I mean? Miley couldn’t pull even this off.

  35. David Beckham
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    Still think hes hot, Ladies? Geez, Ive never seen someone ‘turn’ so freakin FAST

  36. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    Matt Lauer
    Commented on this photo:

    The posture and facial expression could almost get her mistaken for an Olsen twin except their ensembles never dip much below 12 layers.

  37. Jessica-Jane Clement Naked PETA Ad Bunny
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    SO PETA just hires nobodies for these things now????

  38. Samuel L. Jackson Yacht
    Matt Lauer
    Commented on this photo:

    When the fuck did he turn into Randy Jackson?

  39. Kim Kardashian No Make Up Nail Salon
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hooves look so pretty when they’re lacquered.
    MOO

  40. David Beckham
    Dick Hell
    Commented on this photo:

    V is for Venereal.

  41. Kimberley Garner Side Boob Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    mamamiasweetpeaches
    Commented on this photo:

    five pictures later and I still have absoluteLY NO idea who this girl is

  42. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Adrian Brody punkin’ with us?

  43. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Should be wearing heels with that….I mean, uh *cough cough*, uh, look at those tits !

  44. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to assume that’s her time travel outfit for when she goes back to 2002 to find people who give a shit about J-Lo because no one does now.

  45. Johnny Depp Feather In Hat
    EricLr
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    He’s a pimp cowboy, on a purple horse he rides.

  46. LeBron James Headphones Open Mouth Stare
    Matt Lauer
    Commented on this photo:

    The Great Britain vs. USA Basketball womens teams friendly match? Wow, that sounds like edge-of-your-seat excitement.

  47. Christian Slater Peeking Around Corner Soldiers Of Fortune Photocall
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Still not Jack. Keep going.

  48. David Beckham
    rawfodog
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kid, just relax and this will go easier for both of us.”

  49. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    The girl just over his right shoulder is thinking to herself, “What bollocks.”

  50. Johnny Depp Feather In Hat
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    There’s a haberdasher masturbating to this pic…somewhere in the world.

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