Welcome to Thrusday’s The Crap We Missed, or as I’m renaming it for the day, The Hipster Douche Edition. We’ve got Johnny Depp who apparently won’t fly without his lucky feather cap, as well as Waris Ahluwalia (Rep. Bachmann, ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT?!) who has spent entirely too much time on Wes Anderson’s sets and/or organizing Shia LaBeouf‘s silk robes, but the top honors go to Russell Brand with his stone-washed, scarf-belted skinny jeans and sandals combo that wouldn’t be complete without a effeminate stance vest.
“Yo dude, you got Sunny D!” – Christian Slater,
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They say you can’t put lipstick on a pig, but what about bedazzling it?
I figured Lopez would be more mindful of germs.
You have something on your face. You might want to have that looked at.
“Yeah, I might marry my step-granddaughter . . . why, does that make me look creepy?”
I think everybody wins if she switched outfits with Russell Brand.
Something tells me she’s given a few handies in her time. And probably pulled down $20 doing it.
She’s watching a black man enter the restroom. She knows what happens next.
She knows.
Does it involve the Lubriderm?
That bottle says Luberide to me. And to her.
Pip Pip. I can see your knickers.
“Smashing, what smashing panties you have”
Who da?!!! What da?!…
Good thing I was not around in night-clubs during the 70′s… This pic would have ruined disco balls for me…
It’s not just The Dark Knight that’s rising
Your labia moved, I take it?
Perhaps you meant “clitoris”?
“Colin Farrell gave it to me. Isn’t it cool?”
I can’t thumbs up but I love you for this.
For all the bitching celebrities do about their privacy, I look at pictures like this and any sympathy disappears…
Whisky Mist is what they call her farts.
So, can every fucking idiot who talks about how gorgeous she is please finally accept that SHE IS FUCKING PLAIN!!!
With work, she COULD be plain!
Uh … no. She’s pretty.
Beauty truly is in th eye of the beholder. IMO, this is not a picture of a pretty girl. Not even close. Not ugly by any means, but far from pretty.
I agree. I don’t particularly like her, but she is a pretty woman. Just remember, beauty is only skin deep, and ugly goes all the way to the bone.
So, at this point she should be hitting marrow.
It would look bitchin if he grew his chest hair to look like an extension of his sweet beard.
Nice outfit Ms. Brand!
Still…lovely
Ah…Now I understand why she’s begun her cartoon voice career.
I’m the Bloker!
The camel-toe: For when she wears such a tight outfit has no where else to hide her make-up…
Nick Nolte’s blood pressure:
5,325 over 4,259
David’s thinking, “Haha…this kid has no idea where this hand was 10 seconds ago.”
I wouldn’t mind if that balcony gave way…
So THAT’s what a barely used one looks like… Interesting…
Wow…he has a REALLY tiny penis!
“See? All you do is open your mouth and stare into the distance…instant Shaq face.”
I believe that’s his “Greg Oden” face…
Just because you are going to a Broadway show doesn’t…. Oh wtf! Why the gay ensemble?!
She looks like she’s been doing a bit of cross-breeding with Betheny Frankel…
“Chucky, Chucky, he’s so cool! Got a wife that looks like a mule! Gooo Chucky!”
Trying to give you the thumbs up! Hillarious.
Whatever. Can you move that bunny so we can fuck?
I’d do the bunny to be with her…
Umm. They work better over your ears.
Of course I’m sure I’m rich. Why do you ask?
He tries way too hard to be cool
This.
There was always one person like this in every high school…look at me, I don’t want to conform!!! What are you looking at?
way better to watch than Dr.Who
Smart girl! How else would an average girl get attention?!
Turn around kid.. I don’t like being watched so closely while I grope myself…
I don’t care what picture you put up, this guy is awesome.
It’s about time that Black Crowes biopic got off the ground.
How could I forget about that dumbass armpit dream catcher tat?
That tat is actually a sperm catcher…
Always looks like he got his clothes from Diane Keaton’s yard sale.
rofl, nice one! high five!
And if he was 20 years younger he’d be a Woddy Allen conquest target
Nope…missing the fine white gloves!
“So, sir how did your face go from being the most desirable non-American to, well that…”
She has the look for radio.
She must really hate SHAKIRA right about now
This is pretty much how I would spend my sovereignty too.
Tiny sideboob, yaaaayyyyy!…
Its realllly hard to pull off the Cute Little Girl look when youre not cute. Or little. Or a girl.
Thumbs Up. Do the Up/Down buttons work for everyone else? Sometimes I can’t click on them.
Hes a pimp now?!
Oh, so that’s what whoever this is looks like naked. Cool.
YES! They’re finally making a “Down and Out in Beverly Hills 2!”