The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.19.12

July 19th, 2012 // 519 Comments

Welcome to Thrusday’s The Crap We Missed, or as I’m renaming it for the day, The Hipster Douche Edition. We’ve got Johnny Depp who apparently won’t fly without his lucky feather cap, as well as Waris Ahluwalia (Rep. Bachmann, ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT?!) who has spent entirely too much time on Wes Anderson’s sets and/or organizing Shia LaBeouf‘s silk robes, but the top honors go to Russell Brand with his stone-washed, scarf-belted skinny jeans and sandals combo that wouldn’t be complete without a effeminate stance vest.

“Yo dude, you got Sunny D!” – Christian Slater,

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    They say you can’t put lipstick on a pig, but what about bedazzling it?

  2. Snooki Mario Lopez
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I figured Lopez would be more mindful of germs.

  3. Morgan Freeman Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    You have something on your face. You might want to have that looked at.

  4. Morgan Freeman Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Smapdi
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    “Yeah, I might marry my step-granddaughter . . . why, does that make me look creepy?”

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Pants
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I think everybody wins if she switched outfits with Russell Brand.

  6. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
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    Something tells me she’s given a few handies in her time. And probably pulled down $20 doing it.

  7. Kim Kardashian No Make Up Nail Salon
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    She’s watching a black man enter the restroom. She knows what happens next.

    She knows.

  8. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
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    Pip Pip. I can see your knickers.

  9. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
    Crissy
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    Who da?!!! What da?!…

  10. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    Good thing I was not around in night-clubs during the 70′s… This pic would have ruined disco balls for me…

  11. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    It’s not just The Dark Knight that’s rising

  12. John Stamos Open Linen Shirt Green Pants Knit Hat
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    “Colin Farrell gave it to me. Isn’t it cool?”

  13. Johnny Depp Feather In Hat
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    For all the bitching celebrities do about their privacy, I look at pictures like this and any sympathy disappears…

  14. Mischa Barton Drunk
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    Whisky Mist is what they call her farts.

  15. Kim Kardashian No Make Up Nail Salon
    cc
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    So, can every fucking idiot who talks about how gorgeous she is please finally accept that SHE IS FUCKING PLAIN!!!

  16. Waris Ahluwalia Turban Suit Sandals Beard
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    It would look bitchin if he grew his chest hair to look like an extension of his sweet beard.

  17. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
    Crissy
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    Nice outfit Ms. Brand!

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Tight Pants
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    Still…lovely

  19. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    Ah…Now I understand why she’s begun her cartoon voice career.

  20. Morgan Freeman Dark Knight Rises Premiere
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    I’m the Bloker!

  21. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
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    The camel-toe: For when she wears such a tight outfit has no where else to hide her make-up…

  22. Nick Nolte Red Face Blue Suit Hat Satchel
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    Nick Nolte’s blood pressure:

    5,325 over 4,259

  23. David Beckham
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    David’s thinking, “Haha…this kid has no idea where this hand was 10 seconds ago.”

  24. Snooki Mario Lopez
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    I wouldn’t mind if that balcony gave way…

  25. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
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    So THAT’s what a barely used one looks like… Interesting…

  26. Christian Slater Peeking Around Corner Soldiers Of Fortune Photocall
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    Wow…he has a REALLY tiny penis!

  27. LeBron James Headphones Open Mouth Stare
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    “See? All you do is open your mouth and stare into the distance…instant Shaq face.”

  28. John Stamos Open Linen Shirt Green Pants Knit Hat
    Crissy
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    Just because you are going to a Broadway show doesn’t…. Oh wtf! Why the gay ensemble?!

  29. Mischa Barton Drunk
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    She looks like she’s been doing a bit of cross-breeding with Betheny Frankel…

  30. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
    Smapdi
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    “Chucky, Chucky, he’s so cool! Got a wife that looks like a mule! Gooo Chucky!”

  31. Jessica-Jane Clement Naked PETA Ad Bunny
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    Whatever. Can you move that bunny so we can fuck?

  32. LeBron James Headphones Open Mouth Stare
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    Umm. They work better over your ears.

  33. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
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    Of course I’m sure I’m rich. Why do you ask?

  34. Johnny Depp Feather In Hat
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    He tries way too hard to be cool

  35. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    way better to watch than Dr.Who

  36. Rebecca Ferdinando Breasts See Through Dress Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Crissy
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    Smart girl! How else would an average girl get attention?!

  37. David Beckham
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    Turn around kid.. I don’t like being watched so closely while I grope myself…

  38. Morgan Freeman Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    I don’t care what picture you put up, this guy is awesome.

  39. Johnny Depp Feather In Hat
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    It’s about time that Black Crowes biopic got off the ground.

  40. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Denim Jumper Bell Bottoms
    JC
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    How could I forget about that dumbass armpit dream catcher tat?

  41. Russell Brand Vest Skinny Jeans Sandals
    Frank Burns
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    Always looks like he got his clothes from Diane Keaton’s yard sale.

  42. David Beckham
    Crissy
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    “So, sir how did your face go from being the most desirable non-American to, well that…”

  43. Coco Butt Tight Pants Bending Over
    DeucePickle
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    She has the look for radio.

  44. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    She must really hate SHAKIRA right about now

  45. Prince Charles Watching Cheerleaders
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    This is pretty much how I would spend my sovereignty too.

  46. Kimberley Garner Side Boob Dark Knight Rises Premiere
    Crissy
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    Tiny sideboob, yaaaayyyyy!…

  47. Coco Butt Tight Pants Bending Over
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Its realllly hard to pull off the Cute Little Girl look when youre not cute. Or little. Or a girl.

    • Beaver Underground

      Thumbs Up. Do the Up/Down buttons work for everyone else? Sometimes I can’t click on them.

  48. Johnny Depp Feather In Hat
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Hes a pimp now?!

  49. Nikki Giavasis Nipple Cameltoe See Through Bodysuit
    DeucePickle
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    Oh, so that’s what whoever this is looks like naked. Cool.

  50. Nick Nolte Red Face Blue Suit Hat Satchel
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    YES! They’re finally making a “Down and Out in Beverly Hills 2!”

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