The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.18.13

July 18th, 2013 // 363 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we find ourselves at a critical moment here, folks. Jon Hamm‘s penis hasn’t been seen since February, after which AMC went all Nazi and jackbooted his crotch into hiding to the point that he’s now visibly in pain from the tranquilizer darts they shoot into it before any red carpet appearances. It’s time we take a stand and let AMC know that until they release the Hammbone, we’re boycotting them, starting just after the Breaking Bad finale right up until Mad Men starts again. And we’ll probably at least check out Low Winter Sun, because Mark Strong is badass, but aside from that you’re going to have to beg for us to come bac– Oh shit, The Killing is on there too, that’s right…

What’s that? What about The Walking Dead? Never heard of it. *global nerd head explosion*

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  1. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
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    See, when I do this it looks just like the Aflac duck..

  2. Marissa Miller Tight Dress ESPY Awards
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    I would kill to be that zipper.

  3. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    I so desperately need attention that I MUST wear my swimming trunks at half mast over my tighty whities. And how come I never get to drive? Its my boat…

  4. Corey Feldman
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    It’s so cruel to mock victims of polio.

  5. Dennis Haskins Double Chin ESPY Awards
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    …posing with a nearly life size cutout…

  6. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Whatever happened to matched lingerie?

  7. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
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    Assuming a powerful enough cartridge, and just the right angle, you might be able to get all three with just one shot.

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage The Frozen Ground Premiere
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    I can overlook the Bugs Bunny overbite…

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Slit Dress Always Platinum Collection Launch
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    Queen Menstrua, Royal Guardian of the Galactic Flow…Watch as her Wings Of Absorbency protect her subjects from the evil Crimson Curse!

  10. Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Maxi Dress
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    That dude behind her looks like he’s doing a runway strut.

  11. Pauly Shore With Green Haired American Flag Bandana Guy
    Idiot Savant
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    Which one is the weasel?

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