The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.18.13

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we find ourselves at a critical moment here, folks. Jon Hamm’s penis hasn’t been seen since February, after which AMC went all Nazi and jackbooted his crotch into hiding to the point that he’s now visibly in pain from the tranquilizer darts they shoot into it before any red carpet appearances. It’s time we take a stand and let AMC know that until they release the Hammbone, we’re boycotting them, starting just after the Breaking Bad finale right up until Mad Men starts again. And we’ll probably at least check out Low Winter Sun, because Mark Strong is badass, but aside from that you’re going to have to beg for us to come bac– Oh shit, The Killing is on there too, that’s right…

What’s that? What about The Walking Dead? Never heard of it. *global nerd head explosion*

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