The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.18.13

July 18th, 2013 // 363 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we find ourselves at a critical moment here, folks. Jon Hamm‘s penis hasn’t been seen since February, after which AMC went all Nazi and jackbooted his crotch into hiding to the point that he’s now visibly in pain from the tranquilizer darts they shoot into it before any red carpet appearances. It’s time we take a stand and let AMC know that until they release the Hammbone, we’re boycotting them, starting just after the Breaking Bad finale right up until Mad Men starts again. And we’ll probably at least check out Low Winter Sun, because Mark Strong is badass, but aside from that you’re going to have to beg for us to come bac– Oh shit, The Killing is on there too, that’s right…

What’s that? What about The Walking Dead? Never heard of it. *global nerd head explosion*

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  1. Rick Springfield Holding Small Dog
    Frank Burns
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    You’ve heard of service dogs like seeing-eye dogs, and seizure dogs. Now meet the ‘groupie dog’, canines trained to provide adulation to aging performance artists. The dog pictured is Springfield’s third groupie dog, after one dog left him for Meatloaf, and another jumped from the tour bus window when Springfield started singing from his latest album.

  2. Rose McGowan Midriff Torn Jeans
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    (guy on left)

    “Shia…I just raised you 3 hipster points, brah. Now, who wants a green tea latte?”

  3. Chelsea Clinton Wet Hair
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    She got her mothers looks…poor girl never had a chance.

  4. Samantha Ronson Faux Hawk Skinny Jeans
    EricLR
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    Gee, I wonder how Lindsay got started on heroin.

  5. Rose McGowan Midriff Torn Jeans
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    Yes Rose, we all wish you had bigger tits.

  6. Samantha Ronson Faux Hawk Skinny Jeans
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    Bieber finally pulled his pants up!

  7. Benedict Cumberbatch With Huge Crowd Of Asians Star Trek Into Darkness Stage Greeting
    Smapdi
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    Trying to imagine the Japanese accent version of ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’ . . .

  8. Benedict Cumberbatch With Huge Crowd Of Asians Star Trek Into Darkness Stage Greeting
    Cock Dr
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    All of those people were either paid by the studio to be there or they have no lives. I’m going with that last premise.

  9. Sarah Jessica Parker Tight Body Suit Friends In Deed Benefit
    bonerspunk
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    “Ladies and Gentlemen, the Mare of New York City!”

  10. Pauly Shore With Green Haired American Flag Bandana Guy
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    Nice melon. Must be another client of Victor Conte.

  11. Roselyn Sanchez Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    I’ll take “women who feature prominently in my masturbatory fantasies” for $1000, Alex.

  12. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    He’s going to love Fire Island.

  13. Rachel Leigh Cook Pregnant
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    Looks like she’s all that and more these days.

  14. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
    broduhjenner
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    waiting for his career, I see. “come on…make an appearance. don’t be shy.”

  15. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
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    She looks great these days.

  16. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Bra Mask Instagram
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    Where are the masks?

    Oh wait, there they are.

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage The Frozen Ground Premiere
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    Sexy little minx.

  18. Chelsea Clinton Wet Hair
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    I totally would.

  19. Pauly Shore With Green Haired American Flag Bandana Guy
    broduhjenner
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    seen here shooting Encino Man part 2

  20. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
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    He’s reaching for the Koch.

  21. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Jupiter Rising Set
    I'mCool
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    He looks like he should be telling me how much it will cost to remove the family of raccoons living in the crawl space under my house.

  22. Elisabetta Canalis Bikini
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    Lookin’ good, David Spade!

  23. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Bra Mask Instagram
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    Ah, the Bone Ranger’s trusty sidekick, Cunto.

  24. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Jupiter Rising Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Brokeback Mountain in Space? How could it go wrong?

  25. Rose McGowan Midriff Torn Jeans
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    “Wooo! I just got a chill. Like somebody stepped on the grave of my career!”

  26. Rick Springfield Holding Small Dog
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Can they do Amber Alerts for dogs?

  27. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
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    I’d like to introduce y’all to the one responsible for picking the movies I’m in.

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker Tight Body Suit Friends In Deed Benefit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oh goody… her skin is translucent now.

  29. Rose McGowan Midriff Torn Jeans
    I'mCool
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    If I “ATM her” where the sign says, do I have to pay a penalty for early withdrawal?

  30. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
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    Who has never made a bomb out of a pressure cooker?

  31. Rose McGowan Midriff Torn Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Shopping at the same store as Kristen Stewart is NOT the way to get the career jump-started.

  32. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    Pickle Nose
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    Sometimes I think her face looks a little weird, but this picture make me feel funny in my pants.

  33. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    This week on Celebrity Bachelor…

    Biebs takes a boat ride to a mysterious, watery destination with a boat filled with hot eligibles.

    ::sun tan lotion application contest::

    The competition heats up when fun in the sun turns into nasty game of water sports with our boy Justin in the center of it all!

    ::slow motion of multiple streams pouring over Bieber’s face with his mouth open and shaking his head::

  34. Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Maxi Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Based on her size, I say we’ll probably see the Daddy-hating camel toe pics around the year 2030.

  35. Benedict Cumberbatch With Huge Crowd Of Asians Star Trek Into Darkness Stage Greeting
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    The Ghost of Christmas Future just showed him this exact same shot, but with him aged 30 years.

  36. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
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    Hear no shocker, see no shocker, say no shocker.

  37. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Getting Kissed By Girl Instagram
    Cuddles
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    Nothing says, “I’m a badass hard core rocker” like bottle caps on your designer leather jacket. The sagging boobs, on the other hand, are working in her favor.

  38. Scarlett Johansson Skinny Tight Dress Chef Set
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    I see her knee-rests are clearly marked.

  39. Pauly Shore With Green Haired American Flag Bandana Guy
    caley
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    -”Hi paparazzi! I’m so excited to be meeting Pauly D!”
    -”Shore.”
    -”Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!”

  40. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Bra Mask Instagram
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    Finally something to hide her Down’s Syndrome face.

  41. Candice Swanepoel Cleavage Bra Mask Instagram
    cc
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    How is wearing a mask in front going to prevent me from staring at her behind?

  42. Nicole Scherzinger Holding Up Drunk Sharon Osbourne No Shoes On Louis Walsh
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    I’ll take the one with the Fruit Roll-Up dress on.

  43. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    I guess Usher is sharing him out now. Generous.

  44. Benedict Cumberbatch With Huge Crowd Of Asians Star Trek Into Darkness Stage Greeting
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    How is it that at a Trek convention, he’s somehow the dorkiest looking one there?

  45. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
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    Gay. Gayer. Gayest.

  46. Roselyn Sanchez Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    I’m suddenly hungering for some Greekorican food.

  47. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    Beaver has found out a basic truth – nothing attracts trim like a boat on the lake in summer….

  48. Chelsea Clinton Wet Hair
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    See what happens when you have Cuban tobacco in your DNA?

  49. Corey Feldman
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    Did Gollum and Benicio Del Toro have a son?

  50. Rick Springfield Holding Small Dog
    ksmack
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    All of these apply:

    1. Jessie’s Girl
    2. I’ve Done Everything For You
    3. Everybody’s Girl
    4. Love is Allright Tonite
    5. Don’t Talk to Strangers
    6. Human Touch
    7. Affair of the Heart
    8. What kind of Fool am I?
    9. State of the Heart

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