The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.18.13

July 18th, 2013 // 363 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we find ourselves at a critical moment here, folks. Jon Hamm‘s penis hasn’t been seen since February, after which AMC went all Nazi and jackbooted his crotch into hiding to the point that he’s now visibly in pain from the tranquilizer darts they shoot into it before any red carpet appearances. It’s time we take a stand and let AMC know that until they release the Hammbone, we’re boycotting them, starting just after the Breaking Bad finale right up until Mad Men starts again. And we’ll probably at least check out Low Winter Sun, because Mark Strong is badass, but aside from that you’re going to have to beg for us to come bac– Oh shit, The Killing is on there too, that’s right…

What’s that? What about The Walking Dead? Never heard of it. *global nerd head explosion*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pauly Shore With Green Haired American Flag Bandana Guy
    Anus
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    Who?

  2. Chelsea Clinton Wet Hair
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    Wow, talk about cleansing the palate.

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage The Frozen Ground Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    Finally!! They’ve made me an anatomically correct and functional Vanessa Hudgens cyborg I download programs into from my USB key! You know, like programs to make her sing, run errands, and recite 19th century English poetry.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Tight Body Suit Friends In Deed Benefit
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    Guy in checked shirt is debating whether to photograph her ass or wait until she turns round.

  5. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    Anus
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    Where are the chicks …..?

    Nevermind.

  6. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    EricLR
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    Weakest gang since Upper East Side Story.

  7. Benedict Cumberbatch With Huge Crowd Of Asians Star Trek Into Darkness Stage Greeting
    EricLR
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    The guy on the right looks more human.

  8. Benedict Cumberbatch With Huge Crowd Of Asians Star Trek Into Darkness Stage Greeting
    Anus
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    Looks like he just beamed down by mistake and is wondering what fucking planet he’s on.

  9. Scarlett Johansson Skinny Tight Dress Chef Set
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    still would do.

  10. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    Mo
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    ok, who is going to be the first one to give me my testosterone injection, anal style. Wink Wink.

  11. Samantha Ronson Faux Hawk Skinny Jeans
    carpaltunnel
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    Looks like Hayden Christensen’s been spending too much time in Weho!

  12. Corey Feldman
    EricLR
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    That’s the last sight that many a hooker has seen.

  13. Corey Feldman
    Anus
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    I didn’t know he could walk the earth in the daytime.

  14. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    It’s not the first time Justin’s been surrounded by seamen.

  15. Chelsea Clinton Wet Hair
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    Was she caught in a sudden downpour?

  16. Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Maxi Dress
    Smapdi
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    “I really need to update my Twitter account! Where’s a good funeral when you need one?”

  17. Dennis Haskins Double Chin ESPY Awards
    EricLR
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    Is he trying to get back on a new version of Saved by the Bell or Hee Haw?

  18. Nicolas Cage Arm Around Invisible Person The Frozen Ground Premiere
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    Cage stole Manti Te’o's girlfriend…not cool Nic, not cool.

  19. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Getting Kissed By Girl Instagram
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    So this is how Miley gets to sing with Lady Gaga.

  20. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    EricLR
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    That’s it honey, keep going. Daddy will finally love you if you just piss him off enough, trust me.

  21. Jon Hamm ESPY Awards
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    His face says he’s happy to be taking home the award, but disappointed that his penis won.

  22. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
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    Offstage, the brother’s Hetero Coach groans with dismay, as once again the boys mess up ‘two in the pink, one in the stink’.

  23. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    Sausage Time!

  24. Rick Springfield Holding Small Dog
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    Turns out Jesse’s girl was a bitch.

  25. Marissa Miller Tight Dress ESPY Awards
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    Never understood why she wasn’t THE Sports Illustrated covergirl

  26. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Getting Kissed By Girl Instagram
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    Not shown: Miley reaching for her strap-on.

  27. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
    EricLR
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    Now kids, show us where the bad man’s anus touched you.

  28. Corey Feldman
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    If Flava Flav was white…

  29. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    (frowning)
    “They all peed on me!!”

  30. Sarah Jessica Parker Tight Body Suit Friends In Deed Benefit
    EricLR
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    Photographer in blue-shirt has just decided to finally go through with that suicide.

  31. Benedict Cumberbatch With Huge Crowd Of Asians Star Trek Into Darkness Stage Greeting
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    (these people are fucking crazy…..)

  32. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
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    I think we can safely call that a “tug boat”…you know why.

  33. Justin Bieber Shirtless On Boat Full Of Guys Instagram
    MeanMrsMustard
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    Now would be a great time to toughen up border security. C’mon Coast Guard- make us proud.

  34. Dennis Haskins Double Chin ESPY Awards
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    Mr. Belding’s not ashamed to date one of his students.

  35. Dennis Haskins Double Chin ESPY Awards
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    “Who am i with?! hahaha, I dont fucking know. Im going to snort some cocaine and kill her in my limo!”

  36. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Getting Kissed By Girl Instagram
    MeanMrsMustard
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    what is wrong with her boobs?

  37. Peter Berg Making Out With Whitney Cummings Legs Butt Cutoff Jean Shorts
    EricLR
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    Cheslea Handler taught her to only fuck people who can give you work.

  38. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Don’s passed out at his keyboard right now

  39. The Jonas Brothers Live At Much
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    “OK, which one of you has….AIDS !!!! “

  40. Jenna Dewan Nipples Mom Boobs Witches Of East End Set
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    I’d like to see her starring in a new SyFy movie, “Sharking Jenna”

  41. Chelsea Clinton Wet Hair
    EricLR
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the target demographic for “Girls”.

  42. Rose McGowan Midriff Torn Jeans
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    It’s too bad they don’t have a telethon for fuckface-itis, huh? They find a cure yet?

  43. Dennis Haskins Double Chin ESPY Awards
    bonerspunk
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    How on earth is it possible he gets to bang that and I’m stuck with meth heads and coke fiends?

  44. Corey Feldman
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    Manti Te’o's girlfriend is a slut.

  45. Scarlett Johansson Skinny Tight Dress Chef Set
    Lionel Frankenstein
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    Her inexplicable transformation into Rashida Jones is now complete.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Tight Body Suit Friends In Deed Benefit
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    She looks like an evil witch from Lord of the Rings or something

  47. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    “tell me I’m pretty”

  48. Chelsea Clinton Wet Hair
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    Even Bill Clinton is thinking to himself
    “meh….I’ll pass.”

  49. Rose McGowan Midriff Torn Jeans
    EricLR
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    Yeah, bet that’s the last time you go into your hair stylist and ask for the “Kris Jenner” as a joke, huh?

  50. Sarah Jessica Parker Tight Body Suit Friends In Deed Benefit
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    Ugh…it’s like they put an ugly old hag’s head and arms onto a body of a…well, yeah. there it is.

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