The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.17.14

July 17th, 2014 // 444 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, in which I white knight the shit out of some Chrissy Teigen hate, joyfully discover Keri Russell‘s butt, and ponder Michael Lohan‘s impractical choice of footwear. Unless those are steel-toe loafers, this man really doesn’t fear shattering his pinky toe on a vagina at all.

Be sure to stick around for a special treat on the back end, which is a truly awful pun, but not nearly as awful as how much Fish and I laughed because we’re terrible humans,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Keri Rusell Butt Dawn Of The Planet of the Apes Premiere Madrid
    cc
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    Only a thong permits that much butt crack encroachment.

  2. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Extra
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    She is beautiful.

  3. Daphne Joy Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
    reginaphilangee
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    Target locked on. Engage!

  4. Jeff Goldblum Fiancee Emilie Livingston Butt Bikini
    kravdan
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    He’s found the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm…

  5. Meg Ryan Thin Frail Limbs
    cc
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    She’s playing the guy tied to the cot in the Se7en remake.

  6. Cameron Diaz Man Arms Jason Segel 2014 ESPYS
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    He’s looking pretty handsome these days. Jason Segel isn’t bad either.

  7. Madonna Topless Tights Sitting Backwards On Chair Instagram
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    Sweet a new pic of the emperor from the new Star Wars movie… Wow he looks scary as hell!

  8. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Her parents must be THRILLED.

    Seriously, if you are that hot (and she is pretty hot) couldn’t she find someone rich and close to her own age to gold dig with? She could probably even find someone rich and attractive.

    Idiot.

  9. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants In N Out Burger
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    Sad trumpet sound

  10. Queen Elizabeth Posing With Reading Railroad Workers
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    So if she gets B&O, Short line and Pennsylvania Railroads it’s like 200 bucks if you land on any of them.

  11. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BEHIND HER?

  12. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants In N Out Burger
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    She should only be photographed from the front side, tits and above.

  13. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    So, she’s a lesbian now or did she just hear that they give better head?

  14. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Denim Romper Boyfriend Nick Young
    Jimbo
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    You know he is thinking, Look at me, I am going home to bang a white women….

  15. Maria Sharapova Towering Over Tiny Floyd Mayweather Jr 2014 ESPYS
    cc
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    and in this corner, with a 34 inch reach advantage…

  16. Malin Akerman Nipples No Bra
    Kris Jenner
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    Dammit she went and got old

  17. Prince Charles Sunglasses Leaning On Cane Food And Farming Summer School Visit
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    I’m glad he got it back from Lance Bass.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage Bikini Ducklips Instagram
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    THIS WEEK ONLY: our special Euro Promo, 250/night.

    WARNING: potential side effects include itchy bum, burning firecrotch, freckleitis, accelerated aging and sudden infectious death.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage Bikini Ducklips Instagram
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    Geez, by the looks of that room she could have demanded more than a Benjamin for her time.

  20. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans
    kravdan
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    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess she’s got her mouth open.
    Kristen “Um like (pause) words and (pause) go hotdogs hashtag (pause)(pause) Edward um face junk (pause)”

  21. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Extra
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    I think she looks good. Not top shelf but she’ll do in a pinch.

  22. Drake Brian McKnight Weird Linen Clothes 2014 ESPYS
    Jack
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    Is this his way of coming out of the closet?

  23. Keri Rusell Butt Dawn Of The Planet of the Apes Premiere Madrid
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    SECURITY GUARD: “Well technically it IS my job to pat her down right?”

  24. Michael Lohan Yelling At Women On The Street
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    Get out from behind that garbage can, ladies. Your vaginas aren’t going to kick themselves!

  25. Keri Rusell Butt Dawn Of The Planet of the Apes Premiere Madrid
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    She has gotten hotter with age.

    I know what I’ll be thinking of tonight.

  26. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Extra
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    Here we have at our fingertips – THE INTERNET. Every bit of information ever gleaned from every resource on this planet throughout history – and we use it to argue with strangers and look at pictures of cats. – S. Freud

    Although only a recent participant, I have been coming to this sight for several years for 2 reasons.
    1. The stories, captions, and user commentaries are consistently very funny.
    2. Almost all these women that are subject to consistent snarkiness and ridicule from “us” are actually incredibly attractive (Kim, Lindsay, Rihanna, Taylor, this Chrissy person, etc.).

    • Jack

      Which ‘Kim’ are you refering to? Cuz’ unless you’re into Elephant Sex if you think the pee-queen is attractive you need your eyes checked, and checked STAT.

  27. Prince William David Cameron Imperial War Museum Visit
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    Woooow! Imagine if something like this existed in real life!!
    What?

  28. Maria Sharapova Towering Over Tiny Floyd Mayweather Jr 2014 ESPYS
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    Holy shit! Size for size, she could easily fuck him up in the ring. What a short little shit Floyd is….hahahahahaha

    Dumbass.

  29. Maria Sharapova Towering Over Tiny Floyd Mayweather Jr 2014 ESPYS
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    Did he ever fight Dinklage?

  30. Ben McKenzie Eating Donal Logue Sandwich Gotham Set
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    “Gyro…Giro…whatever, gimme a bite!”

  31. Prince Charles Sunglasses Leaning On Cane Food And Farming Summer School Visit
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    Anyone else notice that “visiting stuff” seems to be 99% of the Royal Princes duties? Where’s the crossbows and hookers? Reality fucking sucks!

  32. Madonna Topless Tights Sitting Backwards On Chair Instagram
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    I just threw-up a little in my mouth.

  33. Maria Sharapova Towering Over Tiny Floyd Mayweather Jr 2014 ESPYS
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    i’d watch that smothering vid

  34. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
    Jack
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    Better this than the “Daily Duff” that is always being shoved at us.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage Bikini Ducklips Instagram
    meeps!
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    Not with Photo Boy’s dick…

  36. Meg Ryan Thin Frail Limbs
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    The ghost face in the car window is kinda freakin’ me out

  37. Madonna Topless Tights Sitting Backwards On Chair Instagram
    cajunhawk
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    Body of Evidence was so fucking long ago…

  38. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Woman In Gold Set
    Jack
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    TCLTC

  39. Quentin Tarantino Plaid Shirt
    cajunhawk
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    You guys wanna know what Like a Virgin was all about?

  40. Meg Ryan Thin Frail Limbs
    meeps!
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    “Someday” was a loooong time ago…

  41. Madonna Topless Tights Sitting Backwards On Chair Instagram
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    Syphilis Chair. That’s a cool name for a band!

  42. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants In N Out Burger
    cajunhawk
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    I love a woman who can slug down a greasy cheeseburger. Weight gain looks good on her. As it would on most of the bitches on this site.

  43. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Split On Post Instagram
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    I want to see American Ninja super girl come beat the shit out of this woman.

  44. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Denim Romper Boyfriend Nick Young
    cajunhawk
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    Silicone does a body good…

  45. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Split On Post Instagram
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    Is there a joke out there about that pillar being a 2×4 five minutes ago?

  46. Madonna Topless Tights Sitting Backwards On Chair Instagram
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    They had Instagram back then? This looks like something that would require putting nickels into a machine.

  47. Prince Charles Sunglasses Leaning On Cane Food And Farming Summer School Visit
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    “I say old bean, this is positively exhausting. What’s this called again?”

    “Standing, sir.”

  48. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair Attitute Hot 100 Summer Party
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    Sandy Duncan had too much work done.

  49. Maria Sharapova Towering Over Tiny Floyd Mayweather Jr 2014 ESPYS
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    Hooper: Mr. Mayweather, stand a little closer to her. I need you in the foreground to give it some scale.
    Mayweather: Foreground, my ass.

  50. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Woman In Gold Set
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    Obviously took an overdose of Noassatol.

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