The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.17.14

July 17th, 2014 // 444 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, in which I white knight the shit out of some Chrissy Teigen hate, joyfully discover Keri Russell‘s butt, and ponder Michael Lohan‘s impractical choice of footwear. Unless those are steel-toe loafers, this man really doesn’t fear shattering his pinky toe on a vagina at all.

Be sure to stick around for a special treat on the back end, which is a truly awful pun, but not nearly as awful as how much Fish and I laughed because we’re terrible humans,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

superficial

  1. Daphne Joy Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
    Commented on this photo:

    Is anybody else hearing The Emperor’s theme when they look at this picture?

  2. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Split On Post Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems a bit much the lengths she goes to in order to gain her stepdaughter’s approval.

  3. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage Bikini Ducklips Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Making her Craigslist add.

  4. Jeff Goldblum Fiancee Emilie Livingston Butt Bikini
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    “You trying to start some shit, Kevin Kline??”

    “Honey, just ignore him.”

    “No, I’m going to go fuck him up!”

  5. Ben McKenzie Eating Donal Logue Sandwich Gotham Set
    Commented on this photo:

    They sure are detectivey.

  6. Daphne Joy Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a nice thickness to her. Very sexy.

  7. Prince Charles Sunglasses Leaning On Cane Food And Farming Summer School Visit
    Commented on this photo:

    Prince Charles’ Food and Farming Summer School? What sort of lessons do they offer? Overseeing the Commoner, Drawing and Quartering 101 and of course Caning the Serfs (pictured).

  8. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Split On Post Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    She wants me to like this so much so I try to resist.

  9. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck, I know I left my career around here somewhere.

  10. Cameron Diaz Man Arms Jason Segel 2014 ESPYS
    Commented on this photo:

    Sure hope it’s better than Madonna’s last movie.

  11. Prince Charles Sunglasses Leaning On Cane Food And Farming Summer School Visit
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t see the airplane anywhere.”

  12. Michael Lohan Yelling At Women On The Street
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody’s about to get a black eye.

  13. Quentin Tarantino Plaid Shirt
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Your move, Kevin Smith.

  14. Prince William David Cameron Imperial War Museum Visit
    Commented on this photo:

    …And 1, 2, 3, jazz hands!

  15. Michael Lohan Yelling At Women On The Street
    Commented on this photo:

    “You guys want to meet Lindsay Lohan?”
    “No thanks.”

  16. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage Bikini Ducklips Instagram
    Really...?
    Commented on this photo:

    Does the animated version of this gif flash up a $ price in the corner ?

  17. Queen Elizabeth Posing With Reading Railroad Workers
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere Prince Charles is whispering “Aim for the blue” into a walky talky.

  18. Meg Ryan Thin Frail Limbs
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging by the reflection in the window, at least we can determine that she’s not a vampire.

  19. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Split On Post Instagram
    Really...?
    Commented on this photo:

    In my head I like to believe that Alex Baldwin is really Jack Donaghy.

    It makes all the things he says about gays and the media so much more accurate and in character.

    In which case this marriage is one of hilarity and pending implosion, but filled with dirty dirty one-liner sex.

  20. Michael Lohan Yelling At Women On The Street
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey you want a special meet and greet with Lindsay Lohan?”
    “Are you my father?”
    “I gotta go…”

  21. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair Attitute Hot 100 Summer Party
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Species IV: The Aliens Target Bryan Singer

  22. Quentin Tarantino Plaid Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Chandler, getting ready for the 2034 Friends reunion special.

  23. Quinton Aaron Humping Nia Peeples Cleavage 2014 ESPYs
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey baby, you wanna watch the sequel? The black side?”

  24. Katie Holmes Butt Tight Jeans Woman In Gold Set
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    “No Dr. Godfrey, I said I want it even FLATTER!”

  25. Prince Charles Sunglasses Leaning On Cane Food And Farming Summer School Visit
    Really...?
    Commented on this photo:

    Pimpin Ken says, “Dont clown it, crown it!”
    Pimp Pimp !

  26. Cameron Diaz Man Arms Jason Segel 2014 ESPYS
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s hilarious when actresses decide to get naked 15 years after anybody gave a shit.

  27. Keri Rusell Butt Dawn Of The Planet of the Apes Premiere Madrid
    Really...?
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve wanted to bang her since the first Command & Conquer.

  28. Kristen Stewart Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like the anti-Kardashian.

  29. Maria Sharapova Towering Over Tiny Floyd Mayweather Jr 2014 ESPYS
    Mitch
    Commented on this photo:

    The black mini-me.

  30. Madonna Topless Tights Sitting Backwards On Chair Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    All I can think of is Brad Pitt from “Seven” yelling “What’s in the box?”

  31. Quinton Aaron Humping Nia Peeples Cleavage 2014 ESPYs
    Really...?
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason I’m going to South Park TV to watch “An Elephant makes love to a Pig”

  32. Iggy Azalea Huge Ass Denim Romper Boyfriend Nick Young
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh yeah, don’t you wish this denim pants suit were all yours?

  33. Meg Ryan Thin Frail Limbs
    Really...?
    Commented on this photo:

    But with Brand X, I get a grin – again and again !

    Love that Joker !

  34. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair Attitute Hot 100 Summer Party
    Commented on this photo:

    Could you imagine him in prison? He’d be a supermodel there.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Saggy Cleavage Bikini Ducklips Instagram
    Eejut
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s my camera!!

  36. Anna Paquin Bra See Through Shirt Legs Daisy Dukes Blue Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    Either swallow or don’t! None of this half asses dribble down your shirt stuff!

  37. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants In N Out Burger
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she married to that meat fucking moron dude? Cuz she’s given up like she’s been married for at least 5 years.

  38. Daphne Joy Nipples No Bra Legs High Slit See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
    Commented on this photo:

    “Daphne Joy?” Daph-enitely gonna en-Joy motorboatin’ ‘dem titties!

  39. Jeff Goldblum Fiancee Emilie Livingston Butt Bikini
    leo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gold-diggers, uh, find a way.”

  40. Meg Ryan Thin Frail Limbs
    hokeypokey
    Commented on this photo:

    R.I.P., Elaine Stritch. What a great lady.

  41. Drake Brian McKnight Weird Linen Clothes 2014 ESPYS
    Commented on this photo:

    Love Brian McKnight’s music. Perfect for a night with the ladies.

  42. Michael Lohan Yelling At Women On The Street
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Hey, did I hear someone say they could use a little pimping out?’

  43. Drake Brian McKnight Weird Linen Clothes 2014 ESPYS
    Commented on this photo:

    The ESPYs, yet another inane, irrelevant “award” show that has been foisted upon us and sponsored by the network that singlehandedly benefits the most from the on- and off-the-field “performances” of petulant, overpaid prima donnas…attended by said brats and the celebrities they emulate. Awesome…

  44. Michael Lohan Yelling At Women On The Street
    Commented on this photo:

    Michael magically appears anytime a woman says “Ain’t that a swift kick in the crotch.”

  45. Michael Lohan Yelling At Women On The Street
    Commented on this photo:

    I…do realize I’m a useless sack of shit, yes. Thank you for reminding me.

  46. Keri Rusell Butt Dawn Of The Planet of the Apes Premiere Madrid
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s aging like fine wine. Surprisingly, I didn’t think she was all that hot during her “Felicity” days. How young and foolish I was.

  47. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bra Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Really? Most of them like other girls? What fantasy porn land do you live in?

  48. Quinton Aaron Humping Nia Peeples Cleavage 2014 ESPYs
    Commented on this photo:

    When I press my dick into a woman’s back, all I get is a sexual misconduct charge. Thanks Obama!

  49. Drake Brian McKnight Weird Linen Clothes 2014 ESPYS
    kravdan
    Commented on this photo:

    Come on Brian do a Flash jump with me!

  50. Quinton Aaron Humping Nia Peeples Cleavage 2014 ESPYs
    Commented on this photo:

    Nia Peeples still looks damn good.

Leave A Comment