The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.14.11

“$14 for a slice of pizza? That’s fucking ridiculous!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m filling in for Fish as he recovers from Deena’s under-butt: Eli Roth decides to try out Michael Bay’s casting techniques, Billy Ray Cyrus inspires the next tween side-boob Twitter pic and anyone who says that soccer isn’t a gay rodeo in disguise can eat a dick. Oh, wait, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?

The fog is getting thicker, and Kim Kardashian is getting larrrgeerrr,

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