Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that promises not to look the other way if you tell it you saw kids getting raped in its showers. (Yep, still on that.) Anyway, I saved my favorite shot from The ESPY Awards just for my crap peoples, Stephen Dorff lines up an evening that will be way better than yours, and while U.S. reality television shat out Snooki, France produced Nabilla Benattia. For shame, America. Also, almost forgot this photobomb from a Magic Mike photocall that couldn’t make me harder. Laugh harder! — I meant LAUGH HARDER!
Nobody puts Belen Rodriguez in the corner,
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Not helping those gay rumors any.
Apparently, International Male is synonymous for the shire.
Gay men have far better fashion sense.
Living in the city of Big Folk has changed Frodo a lot.
I wouldn’t be proud of it, but hell, a three-way is a three-way.
Usher’s dad doesn’t look ANYTHING like him.
all for naught.
If she’s trying to be Peter Pan, she’s halfaway there.
casting call?
i believe a new meme has been born…
Well I think it’s kinda cute.
Don’t wear that near the cat…there’ll be trouble.
I wonder how much it cost her to purchase him.
And just think, one day, her own adopted black child will make some other creepy, over-sexualized old lady happy!
Oh geez, I thought it was Kirk Douglass in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
Curse you, UV light and gravity! You win again.
I would like to do penis-related things to her, but those kids in the background are fucking everything up.
So did she get that red lipstick tattooed to her lips?
When you’re as white as Casper the friendly ghost, you have to do something to give your skin some semblance of colour.
HULK MAD!
Ms Jessica Meanface seems to put a lot of passion into her acting role.
Perhaps someone can tell us a bit more about this project? The title arouses interest.
Jessica ‘Mean Mug’ Perez is about to lose her small business to Paul Rudd. She might have to start selling the goods. Imagine that.
Do you think she has a type?
Yeah. Humanoid.
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They’re having a Butter Convention.
Dandy!
She looks like my grandma… wtf happened?
Dude, I would totally WRECK your grandma. (no offense)
Need more shots of the purse, which intrigues me.
If the shoes match it my head will explode.
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U R good to me.
The French surrounded the entire cathedral with a metal fence drenched in holy water upon news of her impending visit.
Well played, mes amis….
And of course Paris Hilton needs no introduction…
Sorry, bro, can’t help you here.
those dudes are ugly.
NOW I believe he’d fall for Sarah Jessica Parker’s character.
How long will it take her to grow her hair out again?
I don’t get what I’m seeing here.
She is already alone and has a bunch of cats.
Life complete – probably OK to just quietly pass in the night.
Just a ‘lil cock-tease.
Tara Reid (just out of frame) has put on so much tanning oil, her stomach is reflected on that woman’s ass.
Tan mother
I assume you are making a tad classier than Tan mom…
It’s England, so the proper term would be ‘Ye Tanne Mum’.
Love my lesbo
She’s bi, its no secret.
She’s going Green Hornet with the makeup.
(yes, she also has a face.)
“Hey!…HEY! I ushed to be the mosht downloaded woman on my computer. BURRRRP! NOT ANY MOOOOOORE! But you can download ON me for, like, maybe thirty dollarsh.”
Im sure that when she made that statement about being the most “downloaded” woman on the internet she didnt REALLY mean downloaded as we know it…
In those days, what they meant was, every time a photo was loaded onto a page, people like her that didn’t know real internet terminology, would call it a download. So if there were 40 photos on a page, she would call it 40 downloads every time someone went to that page.
An oral fixation pacifier in each hand.
Suck it Wood.
Suck it long, and suck it hard.
http://www.vidiload.com/video/107794/Japanese_Penis_Fish/
Very freaky!
Oh honey get back to us when your hair grows out to at least shoulder length.
Cute….
But not Catwoman.
I would call this “frolicking”. Yes, they are frolicking in the water.
Looks like fun.
She kinda looks like Mr. Bean in drag in that picture…
Mr Bean’s rent boy
Flatty McFlatterson.
You’d smile to after a frolicking like that.
Guess she’s showing us the great deal she got. 2 for 1! Ok, I know horrible, but I am having a terrible week!
Hope things get better soon:)
Holy Robinson Peete, is that her name? That’s what grandmothers say when they hit a cyclist
What a nice picture of a Grandma & her grandson out for a lovely stroll….huh? That’s her what? He has sex with her…
Takes laptop & throws it out window
Boney upper chest, scrawny legs….no thanks.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Tony replying to himself.
I tell you people those VS wonder bras do, well WONDERS! She should have never killed my fantasy!
Piss stain on her crotch!