The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.12.12

July 12th, 2012 // 526 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that promises not to look the other way if you tell it you saw kids getting raped in its showers. (Yep, still on that.) Anyway, I saved my favorite shot from The ESPY Awards just for my crap peoples, Stephen Dorff lines up an evening that will be way better than yours, and while U.S. reality television shat out Snooki, France produced Nabilla Benattia. For shame, America. Also, almost forgot this photobomb from a Magic Mike photocall that couldn’t make me harder. Laugh harder! — I meant LAUGH HARDER!

Nobody puts Belen Rodriguez in the corner,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
    tlmck
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    Not helping those gay rumors any.

  2. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
    Cock Dr
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    Living in the city of Big Folk has changed Frodo a lot.

  3. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
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    I wouldn’t be proud of it, but hell, a three-way is a three-way.

  4. Holly Robinson Peete Dennis Haskins ESPY Awards
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    Usher’s dad doesn’t look ANYTHING like him.

  5. Amber Heard
    Contusion
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    all for naught.

  6. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
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    If she’s trying to be Peter Pan, she’s halfaway there.

  7. Jessica Perez Bra Ripping Shirt Open They Came Together Set
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    casting call?

  8. Jude Law
    DoucheMcGee
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    i believe a new meme has been born…

  9. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    Cock Dr
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    Well I think it’s kinda cute.
    Don’t wear that near the cat…there’ll be trouble.

  10. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    Henry
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    I wonder how much it cost her to purchase him.

    • Swearin

      And just think, one day, her own adopted black child will make some other creepy, over-sexualized old lady happy!

  11. Elle Macpherson Bikini Leathery Skin
    Contusion
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    Oh geez, I thought it was Kirk Douglass in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

  12. Elle Macpherson Bikini Leathery Skin
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    Curse you, UV light and gravity! You win again.

  13. Jessica Perez Bra Ripping Shirt Open They Came Together Set
    Batman
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    I would like to do penis-related things to her, but those kids in the background are fucking everything up.

  14. Gwen Stefani Squatting Behing Car Cell Phone Pink Sunglasses
    Crissy
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    So did she get that red lipstick tattooed to her lips?

  15. Chris Noth Sweaty
    Henry
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    HULK MAD!

  16. Jessica Perez Bra Ripping Shirt Open They Came Together Set
    Cock Dr
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    Ms Jessica Meanface seems to put a lot of passion into her acting role.
    Perhaps someone can tell us a bit more about this project? The title arouses interest.

    • Henry

      Jessica ‘Mean Mug’ Perez is about to lose her small business to Paul Rudd. She might have to start selling the goods. Imagine that.

  17. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    Contusion
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    Do you think she has a type?

  18. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♫ Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!

  19. Stephen Dorff Bikini Chicks
    Henry
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    They’re having a Butter Convention.

  20. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
    Contusion
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    Dandy!

  21. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    DoucheMcGee
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    She looks like my grandma… wtf happened?

  22. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Need more shots of the purse, which intrigues me.
    If the shoes match it my head will explode.

  23. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    Johnny P!
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    The French surrounded the entire cathedral with a metal fence drenched in holy water upon news of her impending visit.
    Well played, mes amis….

  24. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
    Crissy
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    And of course Paris Hilton needs no introduction…

  25. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
    Henry
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    Sorry, bro, can’t help you here.

  26. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    Turd Ferguson
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    those dudes are ugly.

  27. Chris Noth Sweaty
    Johnny P!
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    NOW I believe he’d fall for Sarah Jessica Parker’s character.

  28. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    Contusion
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    How long will it take her to grow her hair out again?

  29. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
    Henry
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    I don’t get what I’m seeing here.

  30. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage No Make Up
    Turd Ferguson
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    She is already alone and has a bunch of cats.
    Life complete – probably OK to just quietly pass in the night.

  31. Amber Heard
    Sheppy
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    Just a ‘lil cock-tease.

  32. Stephen Dorff Bikini Chicks
    Johnny P!
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    Tara Reid (just out of frame) has put on so much tanning oil, her stomach is reflected on that woman’s ass.

  33. Geri Halliwell Cleavage
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Tan mother

  34. Amber Heard
    lily
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    Love my lesbo

  35. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage
    Henry
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    She’s going Green Hornet with the makeup.

    (yes, she also has a face.)

  36. Cindy Margolis Cleavage
    Contusion
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    “Hey!…HEY! I ushed to be the mosht downloaded woman on my computer. BURRRRP! NOT ANY MOOOOOORE! But you can download ON me for, like, maybe thirty dollarsh.”

    • Crissy

      Im sure that when she made that statement about being the most “downloaded” woman on the internet she didnt REALLY mean downloaded as we know it…

      • contusion

        In those days, what they meant was, every time a photo was loaded onto a page, people like her that didn’t know real internet terminology, would call it a download. So if there were 40 photos on a page, she would call it 40 downloads every time someone went to that page.

  37. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
    Johnny P!
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    An oral fixation pacifier in each hand.
    Suck it Wood.
    Suck it long, and suck it hard.

  38. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    Crissy
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    Oh honey get back to us when your hair grows out to at least shoulder length.

  39. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    Henry
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    Cute….

    But not Catwoman.

  40. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I would call this “frolicking”. Yes, they are frolicking in the water.
    Looks like fun.

  41. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    Johnny P!
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    She kinda looks like Mr. Bean in drag in that picture…

  42. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    Henry
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    Flatty McFlatterson.

  43. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    You’d smile to after a frolicking like that.

  44. Jessica Perez Bra Ripping Shirt Open They Came Together Set
    Crissy
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    Guess she’s showing us the great deal she got. 2 for 1! Ok, I know horrible, but I am having a terrible week!

  45. Holly Robinson Peete Dennis Haskins ESPY Awards
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Holy Robinson Peete, is that her name? That’s what grandmothers say when they hit a cyclist

  46. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    justin
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    What a nice picture of a Grandma & her grandson out for a lovely stroll….huh? That’s her what? He has sex with her…

    Takes laptop & throws it out window

  47. Jessica Perez Bra Ripping Shirt Open They Came Together Set
    eldorado
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    Boney upper chest, scrawny legs….no thanks.

  48. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    Crissy
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    I tell you people those VS wonder bras do, well WONDERS! She should have never killed my fantasy!

  49. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Crissy
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    Piss stain on her crotch!

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