The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.12.12

July 12th, 2012 // 526 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that promises not to look the other way if you tell it you saw kids getting raped in its showers. (Yep, still on that.) Anyway, I saved my favorite shot from The ESPY Awards just for my crap peoples, Stephen Dorff lines up an evening that will be way better than yours, and while U.S. reality television shat out Snooki, France produced Nabilla Benattia. For shame, America. Also, almost forgot this photobomb from a Magic Mike photocall that couldn’t make me harder. Laugh harder! — I meant LAUGH HARDER!

Nobody puts Belen Rodriguez in the corner,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Stephen Dorff Bikini Chicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “That one’s a quote from Theodore Roosevelt. The girl in the next chair was having the same quote put on, and I decided it was much better than the tattoo of Popeye I was going to get.”

  2. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a boner in his pants?

    If not, he’s gay

    • Did you fixate on man-crotch whilst looking at a photo of a hot chick in a bikini showing her perfect ass?

      If so, you’re gay.

      • Cock Dr

        Smackup has his priorities and you have yours.

      • miscon

        why do you guys go around calling each other gay like its an insult?
        maybe he is gay, what is it to you? maybe he’s not…
        the only reason you should care is if you want his penis in you. Otherwise shut the fuck up.

      • Homophobe

        Don’t be pissed at us because your ass is sore, sir. Our insults are purely in the name of comedy… Just a bunch of guys giving each-other shit. If you can’t handle it perhaps you should go back to rimjobs.com and comment in your usual threads.

      • The Pope

        You know what would be funny? If like five guys raped miscon right now!

      • mismy

        miscon may be referring to Tony (and his 30 aliases), who says “gay” 25 times per post. It is normally much more harmonious amongst these folks!

      • Crissy

        Damn I really must be a closet lesbian cause I thought it was perfectly normal that I come on this site to watch tits and ass…

      • kimmykimkim

        I agree, miscon. It’s sad that people use that to try to insult people especially in fucking 2012! I understand though among friends calling each other these kinds of names, I mean that’s among friends and it’s usually just playful and fights don’t breakout. But when people are using the words the way this dude above is (not McFeely, he’s been around awhile, I get his humor, the other dude who’s name has escaped me) it’s just stupid and quite laughable. Because really, we know who’s gay here and who isn’t. At least the frequenters. And you know what? Nobody cares. It’s these new little trolls that are coming around trying to insult people. Like mismy said things are usually quite harmonious around here.

      • tidbit

        Bwaaa Haaaaaa!!!!!!
        You’re new here, aren’t you, Grandma?

      • tidbit

        ^ For miscon above.

    • sitsdeep

      You silly.. that is a sea cucumber.

    • squishy

      Or maybe he is happy to see her and has a banana in his pocket!!

  3. Amber Heard
    Commented on this photo:

    How dare you call amber heard crap. She’s perfection.

  4. Kelly Brook Cleavage Nipple Slip
    Commented on this photo:

    After yesterday’s posts claiming Kelly has implants I did some research, according to which she claims they are real. But several plastic surgeons opine that, while they certainly look real, she very possible MAY have had augmentation surgery. As far as I’m concerned, they’re real until there’s proof otherwise.

  5. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    Nonny Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s sweet that he’s helping that poor, crazy bag lady. Most people are too put off by the smell of pee to even try.

  6. Matthew McConaughey Channing Tatum Magic Mike Photocall
    Commented on this photo:

    Me so horny.

  7. Selma Blair Nipples No Bra Tank Top Legs Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    The black clothing represents the mourning period for the death of her nursing breasts.

  8. Chris Noth Sweaty
    Commented on this photo:

    Given his affiliation with Sarah Jessica Parker, I think he’s been reading an equestrian magazine.
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/12/quagmire-340_291.jpg[/img]

  9. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you sure these aren’t those two wrestling sisters from the ESPY Awards again?

  10. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
    Nonny Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    With that look, you CAN just stroll into Mordor.

  11. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    Commented on this photo:

    “Goddamned paparazzi…now they’re caught me holding hands with a black guy!”

    • mismy

      Can’t remember ever seeing her date a black man… but I believe I remember a rumor about her driving through the hood in a limo & having sex with random men from the street of all various races- Guarantee she is batshit insane in bed- vampire dominatrix shit or something!

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage No Make Up
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s nothing Toluca at in this picture.

  13. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Bailey was the hotter one on WKRP, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.

  14. Matthew McConaughey Channing Tatum Magic Mike Photocall
    Lucy
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me, or does Channing sometimes look like the Micheal Myers mask from Halloween?

  15. Cindy Margolis Cleavage
    elephantman
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is she”?

  16. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Some women can rock the hell out of a short haircut.

    She is not one of them.

  17. Gwen Stefani Squatting Behing Car Cell Phone Pink Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    “The snozberries taste like snozberries!”

  18. Elle Macpherson Bikini Leathery Skin
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit, I thought it was Steven Tyler in the thumbnail!

  19. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “Le tatouage? C’est chinois pour ‘So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.’ Les chinois, ils sont intelligents. Tout cela dans un mot.”

  20. Amber Heard
    Nonny Moose
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit that so hard the entire Pacific rim would be under tsunami warnings.

  21. Stephen Dorff Bikini Chicks
    Commented on this photo:

    C’mon, guys, that’s not Stephen Dorff. Stephen Dorff doesn’t wear bikini…oh wait. I get it now. Neverminnnnd…

  22. Jude Law
    Commented on this photo:

    Air Guitar or taking a shit; can’t really tell what he’s doing here.

  23. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    Tad Bit Tipsy
    Commented on this photo:

    Another episode of American Shylock!

  24. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    Sven Golly
    Commented on this photo:

    Live long and prosper.

  25. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Steamshrunk.

  26. Gary Oldman
    Commented on this photo:

    This is first time he’s been allowed to look normal in decades.

  27. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    When the shit did Anne Hathaway become Sam Rockwell?!

  28. Gwen Stefani Squatting Behing Car Cell Phone Pink Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    “One of the things I like so much about being here France is you can stop to piss anywhere…huh? Hollywood? Oops!”

  29. Jude Law
    anny_nonomous
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pfff… She thinking I look like Tom Hanks when I make this face.”

  30. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    Sven Golly
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen this movie, watch out for the poisoned blade in the toe of her shoe…

  31. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a blonde Kardashian?

  32. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    Tad Bit Tipsy
    Commented on this photo:

    Fieval goes human drag queen.

  33. Elle Macpherson Bikini Leathery Skin
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be Lake Chernobyl.

  34. Stephen Dorff Bikini Chicks
    anny_nonomous
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think that bikini was originally a thong.

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage No Make Up
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you snapping pictures of me because you like me? Do you really like me? I still have eggs left you know.”

  36. Cindy Margolis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT. THE FUCK. HAPPENED TO CINDY MARGOLIS. :-O Man, I masturbated to her so many times I STILL have carpal tunnel in my right wrist. Damned shame.

  37. Gary Oldman
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now I know I’m pretty, but I ain’t as pretty as a couple of titties.”- Drexl Spivey

  38. Cindy Margolis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    And this chick was the most popular chick on the internet once?

    • Phaid

      No. Back in the mid 90s she made that claim on some talk shows, and since The Internet at that point was a mysterious thing people knew nothing about, they actually listened to her and gave her a talk show and 15 minutes of fame. She was never a thing.

  39. Gwen Stefani Squatting Behing Car Cell Phone Pink Sunglasses
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    When ya gotta go, ya gotta go

  40. Matthew McConaughey Channing Tatum Magic Mike Photocall
    AC
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t think “stag night” was a literal thing.

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage Nipple Slip
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I recommend the “View Full Size” feature kindly provided above.

  42. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope Selma Blair sees this.

  43. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    moo
    Commented on this photo:

    Another Gary Oldman photo?

  44. Elle Macpherson Bikini Leathery Skin
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Must….get…..the…precious.

  45. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Underboob !

  46. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
    broduhjenner
    Commented on this photo:

    Who invited Kate Hudson?

  47. Chris Noth Sweaty
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I can never get over the fact that I’ve seen this man’s balls.

  48. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage No Make Up
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Backlighting is your friend.

  49. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a hell of a rack for a 15 year old boy.

  50. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
    Commented on this photo:

    Courtney Stodden will do anything to attract attention to herself.

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