Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that promises not to look the other way if you tell it you saw kids getting raped in its showers. (Yep, still on that.) Anyway, I saved my favorite shot from The ESPY Awards just for my crap peoples, Stephen Dorff lines up an evening that will be way better than yours, and while U.S. reality television shat out Snooki, France produced Nabilla Benattia. For shame, America. Also, almost forgot this photobomb from a Magic Mike photocall that couldn’t make me harder. Laugh harder! — I meant LAUGH HARDER!
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“That one’s a quote from Theodore Roosevelt. The girl in the next chair was having the same quote put on, and I decided it was much better than the tattoo of Popeye I was going to get.”
Is that a boner in his pants?
If not, he’s gay
Did you fixate on man-crotch whilst looking at a photo of a hot chick in a bikini showing her perfect ass?
If so, you’re gay.
Smackup has his priorities and you have yours.
why do you guys go around calling each other gay like its an insult?
maybe he is gay, what is it to you? maybe he’s not…
the only reason you should care is if you want his penis in you. Otherwise shut the fuck up.
Don’t be pissed at us because your ass is sore, sir. Our insults are purely in the name of comedy… Just a bunch of guys giving each-other shit. If you can’t handle it perhaps you should go back to rimjobs.com and comment in your usual threads.
You know what would be funny? If like five guys raped miscon right now!
miscon may be referring to Tony (and his 30 aliases), who says “gay” 25 times per post. It is normally much more harmonious amongst these folks!
Damn I really must be a closet lesbian cause I thought it was perfectly normal that I come on this site to watch tits and ass…
I agree, miscon. It’s sad that people use that to try to insult people especially in fucking 2012! I understand though among friends calling each other these kinds of names, I mean that’s among friends and it’s usually just playful and fights don’t breakout. But when people are using the words the way this dude above is (not McFeely, he’s been around awhile, I get his humor, the other dude who’s name has escaped me) it’s just stupid and quite laughable. Because really, we know who’s gay here and who isn’t. At least the frequenters. And you know what? Nobody cares. It’s these new little trolls that are coming around trying to insult people. Like mismy said things are usually quite harmonious around here.
Bwaaa Haaaaaa!!!!!!
You’re new here, aren’t you, Grandma?
^ For miscon above.
You silly.. that is a sea cucumber.
Or maybe he is happy to see her and has a banana in his pocket!!
How dare you call amber heard crap. She’s perfection.
After yesterday’s posts claiming Kelly has implants I did some research, according to which she claims they are real. But several plastic surgeons opine that, while they certainly look real, she very possible MAY have had augmentation surgery. As far as I’m concerned, they’re real until there’s proof otherwise.
And by “proof” I mean I’ll have to touch the surgical scars with my tongue!
If you can’t fulfill your duties then I will take your place.
PS. It’s only going to go downhill from here.
I’m pretty sure you have to go “downhill” to tongue the surgical scars.
I think it’s sweet that he’s helping that poor, crazy bag lady. Most people are too put off by the smell of pee to even try.
Me so horny.
The black clothing represents the mourning period for the death of her nursing breasts.
Sadly those ARE her nursing breasts.
Given his affiliation with Sarah Jessica Parker, I think he’s been reading an equestrian magazine.
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Are you sure these aren’t those two wrestling sisters from the ESPY Awards again?
With that look, you CAN just stroll into Mordor.
“Goddamned paparazzi…now they’re caught me holding hands with a black guy!”
Can’t remember ever seeing her date a black man… but I believe I remember a rumor about her driving through the hood in a limo & having sex with random men from the street of all various races- Guarantee she is batshit insane in bed- vampire dominatrix shit or something!
There’s nothing Toluca at in this picture.
Bailey was the hotter one on WKRP, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.
Yep agreed,
I’m guessing you are also a ‘Mary Ann’ guy over Ginger?
Her giant teeth gave my wiener nightmares.
Is it just me, or does Channing sometimes look like the Micheal Myers mask from Halloween?
Yes! As if his face is melting or something.
To me he always looks…simple.
Who is she”?
Lindsey lohan 2030
Correction, 2010.
Correction: Heidi Montag 2030
Some women can rock the hell out of a short haircut.
She is not one of them.
You are so right. This is beyond scary. Her face doesn’t look anything like a girl’s.
She cut it for a movie roll and I HOPE she’s growing it back. I totally love her!
I think you mean movie ”’role”’
“The snozberries taste like snozberries!”
Meow that was damn funny!
Ms. Stefani….Ms. Stefani, those aren’t snozberries, ma’am. They’re crack rocks.
Holy shit, I thought it was Steven Tyler in the thumbnail!
“Le tatouage? C’est chinois pour ‘So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.’ Les chinois, ils sont intelligents. Tout cela dans un mot.”
Bravo. Well played, sir.
Bien joué, mon homme.
Mr. Frank never ceases to surprise.
I’d hit that so hard the entire Pacific rim would be under tsunami warnings.
So you’re the mastermind behind the infamous Pacific Rim job.
C’mon, guys, that’s not Stephen Dorff. Stephen Dorff doesn’t wear bikini…oh wait. I get it now. Neverminnnnd…
Air Guitar or taking a shit; can’t really tell what he’s doing here.
*thinks
Sorry Fletch, I fail at commenting.
hahaha not a problem
The old air guitar fart disquise.
Another episode of American Shylock!
Live long and prosper.
Steamshrunk.
This is first time he’s been allowed to look normal in decades.
Better than the “dad from Alf” look he was sporting a few months back.
When the shit did Anne Hathaway become Sam Rockwell?!
“One of the things I like so much about being here France is you can stop to piss anywhere…huh? Hollywood? Oops!”
“Pfff… She thinking I look like Tom Hanks when I make this face.”
Ugh, typeo. thinking = thinks
I’ve seen this movie, watch out for the poisoned blade in the toe of her shoe…
There’s a blonde Kardashian?
Fieval goes human drag queen.
Must be Lake Chernobyl.
I don’t think that bikini was originally a thong.
From the looks of that ass/midsection/thighs, it started as a one-piece.
“Are you snapping pictures of me because you like me? Do you really like me? I still have eggs left you know.”
WHAT. THE FUCK. HAPPENED TO CINDY MARGOLIS. :-O Man, I masturbated to her so many times I STILL have carpal tunnel in my right wrist. Damned shame.
“Now I know I’m pretty, but I ain’t as pretty as a couple of titties.”- Drexl Spivey
And this chick was the most popular chick on the internet once?
No. Back in the mid 90s she made that claim on some talk shows, and since The Internet at that point was a mysterious thing people knew nothing about, they actually listened to her and gave her a talk show and 15 minutes of fame. She was never a thing.
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go
I didn’t think “stag night” was a literal thing.
I recommend the “View Full Size” feature kindly provided above.
I hope Selma Blair sees this.
Another Gary Oldman photo?
Must….get…..the…precious.
Underboob !
Oh sorry, I meant, Underjuggs
Who invited Kate Hudson?
I can never get over the fact that I’ve seen this man’s balls.
Backlighting is your friend.
That’s a hell of a rack for a 15 year old boy.
America’s obesity epidemic will soon see to that.
Courtney Stodden will do anything to attract attention to herself.