Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that promises not to look the other way if you tell it you saw kids getting raped in its showers. (Yep, still on that.) Anyway, I saved my favorite shot from The ESPY Awards just for my crap peoples, Stephen Dorff lines up an evening that will be way better than yours, and while U.S. reality television shat out Snooki, France produced Nabilla Benattia. For shame, America. Also, almost forgot this photobomb from a Magic Mike photocall that couldn’t make me harder. Laugh harder! — I meant LAUGH HARDER!
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Just taking a piss behind this 711…
That ass needs work… but I guess so does mine.
With a little more bathing suit she’d look okay. Just because you CAN bare your ass doesn’t necessarily mean that you should.
That guy gets paid to have sex with it.
I wonder if she makes him rub her feet all night after the banging.
Hard men are good to find.
Hey shithead. They sell pants with different length inseams, so you can get some that fit.
Please remember he’s hobbit-sized….
He had to buy a Brooklyn Ken doll to get them.
Are you sure both of them are not Jenna Jameson?
Can they both catch a well thrown softball with their anus?
Are they a couple? She getting Beldinged?
It looks like her head is gonna cause her to topple over.
That train has left the station.
Correct. I publicly agree with you.
And they shall call him “Deer-man”….
Can’t take that title from the German reporter in Willy Wonka with the antlers behind him.
(Photo not available? I thought I knew you, Internet. I thought I knew you.)
“And I just…. JIZZZED in ma pants…”
… to that Channing and Matthew shot from before…
Bless, you fish…. Just… Bless you
Someone took their Cialis this morning…
Before everyone jumps on me for poking fun, I want you to know I have the deepest respect for him as a person and actor but this pose was too much…
looks like cottage cheese with green mold
Wow, she looks like the boogie man’s wife…
I’m … BATMAN
Apparently he has had enough of Alec Baldwin’s taunts… RUMBLE!!!
He looks like he’s holding in the fart to end all farts…
So uhmmm… hey how ya doin’??
Well, I’ve….had….the time of my life…. And I never felt this way before…
U win this round.
That was quick…
Earning his “Helping the Elderly Cross the Street” patch.
Step into a Slim Jim!
*snap
Shart.
Looks like he’s practicing for a remake of the King and I.
I’d call these two the Poster Boys of bromance…but they appear to be standing in front of the official poster of bromance, so…bro-ception??
Nice looking broad. Or should that be nice looking, broad…
Elle Macpherson and Nick Nolte should never have gotten into the teleporter pod at the same time.
ELLE: If secondary element is Nolte, what happened to Nolte?
COMPUTER: Fusion.
Brundlefly
Dude, that shirt makes you look like a chick.
He’s having one of those Cruella De Vil kind of days.
More like Cadillac De Ville.
It’s clear he’s calling someone a wanker, but I’m not sure who.
Probably colin farrell is my guess
Nah. That’s the usual reaction to being told that you’re in Northamtonshire!
Don;t you love it when pseudo-celebrities show how radical they are by appearing to not caring what they look like?
“yes sweetheart, we’re definitely catching your good side”
I’ve heard of someone being so full of himself that he shits limbs, but this is just ridiculous.
If you were to combine the two you’d definitely end up with Jenna,
Nice boob tat.
The outfit and the movie title have me sold.
I thought Notre Dame had a hunchback, not a haggard crone beast.
What the hell do I care what Amber heard? I have no secrets from her…
I guess a C for effort but an E for execution.
He’s really working up a sweat…how heavy is that magazine?
Damn i hope i look that good 10 years after i die too
These guys really DO seem to be exceptionally chummy as of late!
50 bucks says she eats it.
Elle Macpherson in an undisclosed location (most likely because nobody gives a flying fuck anymore).
Those implants may be made in China, but they do look damn good!
He reminds me of a very young Cary Grant.
“Get back in that watchtower and ring some bells!”
Little known fact, before departing Middle Earth for the Gray Havens, Frodo hipster-douched around New York for a while
“Hipster-douched” is lovely… but isn’t it a little bit redundant?
not when it’s used as a verb.
Look, lose the fat bitch and we got a deal.
You’re addressing Steven aren’t you.
The gargoyles will only hold your hand until you get to the gate.
She knows the roads around there like the back of her hand
Hulk will smash?