The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.12.12

July 12th, 2012 // 526 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that promises not to look the other way if you tell it you saw kids getting raped in its showers. (Yep, still on that.) Anyway, I saved my favorite shot from The ESPY Awards just for my crap peoples, Stephen Dorff lines up an evening that will be way better than yours, and while U.S. reality television shat out Snooki, France produced Nabilla Benattia. For shame, America. Also, almost forgot this photobomb from a Magic Mike photocall that couldn’t make me harder. Laugh harder! — I meant LAUGH HARDER!

Nobody puts Belen Rodriguez in the corner,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gwen Stefani Squatting Behing Car Cell Phone Pink Sunglasses
    Josh
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    Just taking a piss behind this 711…

  2. Stephen Dorff Bikini Chicks
    vgrly
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    That ass needs work… but I guess so does mine.

    • Dick Hell

      With a little more bathing suit she’d look okay. Just because you CAN bare your ass doesn’t necessarily mean that you should.

  3. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
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    That guy gets paid to have sex with it.

  4. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
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    Hey shithead. They sell pants with different length inseams, so you can get some that fit.

  5. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
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    Are you sure both of them are not Jenna Jameson?

  6. Holly Robinson Peete Dennis Haskins ESPY Awards
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    Are they a couple? She getting Beldinged?

  7. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    oh yeah
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    It looks like her head is gonna cause her to topple over.

  8. Cindy Margolis Cleavage
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    That train has left the station.

  9. Matthew McConaughey Channing Tatum Magic Mike Photocall
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    And they shall call him “Deer-man”….

    • Can’t take that title from the German reporter in Willy Wonka with the antlers behind him.

      (Photo not available? I thought I knew you, Internet. I thought I knew you.)

  10. Jude Law
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    “And I just…. JIZZZED in ma pants…”

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Nipple Slip
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    Bless, you fish…. Just… Bless you

  12. Gary Oldman
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    Someone took their Cialis this morning…

    • Before everyone jumps on me for poking fun, I want you to know I have the deepest respect for him as a person and actor but this pose was too much…

  13. Stephen Dorff Bikini Chicks
    Mr. Poop
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    looks like cottage cheese with green mold

  14. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
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    Wow, she looks like the boogie man’s wife…

  15. Gary Oldman
    SaintMidian
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    I’m … BATMAN

  16. Chris Noth Sweaty
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    Apparently he has had enough of Alec Baldwin’s taunts… RUMBLE!!!

  17. Holly Robinson Peete Dennis Haskins ESPY Awards
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    He looks like he’s holding in the fart to end all farts…

  18. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage
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    So uhmmm… hey how ya doin’??

  19. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
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    Well, I’ve….had….the time of my life…. And I never felt this way before…

  20. Belen Rodriguez Bikini
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    That was quick…

  21. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
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    Earning his “Helping the Elderly Cross the Street” patch.

  22. Elle Macpherson Bikini Leathery Skin
    it had to be said
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    Step into a Slim Jim!

  23. Jude Law
    it had to be said
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    Shart.

  24. Gary Oldman
    it had to be said
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    Looks like he’s practicing for a remake of the King and I.

  25. Matthew McConaughey Channing Tatum Magic Mike Photocall
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    I’d call these two the Poster Boys of bromance…but they appear to be standing in front of the official poster of bromance, so…bro-ception??

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage No Make Up
    Mik
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    Nice looking broad. Or should that be nice looking, broad…

  27. Elle Macpherson Bikini Leathery Skin
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    Elle Macpherson and Nick Nolte should never have gotten into the teleporter pod at the same time.

  28. Anne Hathaway Short Hair
    it had to be said
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    Dude, that shirt makes you look like a chick.

  29. Chris Noth Sweaty
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    He’s having one of those Cruella De Vil kind of days.

  30. Jude Law
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    It’s clear he’s calling someone a wanker, but I’m not sure who.
    Probably colin farrell is my guess

  31. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
    Mik
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    Don;t you love it when pseudo-celebrities show how radical they are by appearing to not caring what they look like?

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Nipple Slip
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    “yes sweetheart, we’re definitely catching your good side”

  33. Matthew McConaughey Channing Tatum Magic Mike Photocall
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    I’ve heard of someone being so full of himself that he shits limbs, but this is just ridiculous.

  34. Loni Anderson Cleavage Transvestite
    Mik
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    If you were to combine the two you’d definitely end up with Jenna,

  35. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage
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    Nice boob tat.

  36. Jessica Perez Bra Ripping Shirt Open They Came Together Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The outfit and the movie title have me sold.

  37. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
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    I thought Notre Dame had a hunchback, not a haggard crone beast.

  38. Amber Heard
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    What the hell do I care what Amber heard? I have no secrets from her…

  39. Chris Noth Sweaty
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    He’s really working up a sweat…how heavy is that magazine?

  40. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
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    Damn i hope i look that good 10 years after i die too

  41. Matthew McConaughey Channing Tatum Magic Mike Photocall
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    These guys really DO seem to be exceptionally chummy as of late!

  42. Gwen Stefani Squatting Behing Car Cell Phone Pink Sunglasses
    dudelookslikealady
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    50 bucks says she eats it.

  43. Elle Macpherson Bikini Leathery Skin
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    Elle Macpherson in an undisclosed location (most likely because nobody gives a flying fuck anymore).

  44. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage
    Andre Soto
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    Those implants may be made in China, but they do look damn good!

  45. Jude Law
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    He reminds me of a very young Cary Grant.

  46. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
    Joaquin ingles
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    “Get back in that watchtower and ring some bells!”

  47. Elijah Wood Sunglasses Messenger Bag
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    Little known fact, before departing Middle Earth for the Gray Havens, Frodo hipster-douched around New York for a while

  48. Stephen Dorff Bikini Chicks
    neo
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    Look, lose the fat bitch and we got a deal.

  49. Madonna Hat Glasses Fingerless Gloves Brahim Zaibat Notre Dame Cathedral
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    The gargoyles will only hold your hand until you get to the gate.

  50. Jessica Perez Bra Ripping Shirt Open They Came Together Set
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    Hulk will smash?

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