The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.11.13

July 11th, 2013 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which follows John Travolta frolicking on a beach with young, shirtless Brazilian men, so I’m really not sure how to top that. I mean sure, there are the usual surreptitious Mena Suvari butt shtos, and a neckbearded Jonah Hill carrying his manpurse stuffed full of Oscarworthy dramatic scripts, but seriously, look at this face right here and tell me Kelly Preston isn’t wearing a cabana boy’s skin at this very moment.

What happens in Rio stays in a bamboo cage on a private jet he banged all those dudes is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Naomi Watts Bra See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly Miniskirt Pink Leather Boots St Vincent De Van Nuys
    caley
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    Isn’t it a little early for a Kesha biopic?!

  2. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
    Later
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    “Stop destroying classic films or i will destroy you”

  3. Kevin Chamberlin Teen Beach Movie Premiere
    sc4play
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    Is he playing the whale in this movie?

  4. Nicole Richie Blowjob Face And Hand Motion Extra
    sc4play
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    Waiting on the black microphone…….

  5. Jay-Z Music Video Shoot
    sc4play
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    From a distance, thought it was Chris Brown.

  6. Jay-Z Music Video Shoot
    amir
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    Take note, this is what happens most often to ladies who are curvy AFTER giving birth. It is the exceptional lady who can (will) take off the weight and minimize the spread. You have been warned, that is all.

  7. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
    amir
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    Take note, this is what happens to most curvy ladies AFTER giving birth. It is the exceptional lady who can (will) take off the weight and minimize the spread. You have been warned, that is all.

  8. Anne Hathaway Loose Baggy Pants
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    Snoopy in his/her ‘Joe Cool’ phase.

  9. Unik Ernest Stephen Baldwin Edeyo Gives Hope Ball
    Natty Ice
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    Why is it that Stephen Baldwin always looks like he is trying to hold back throwing up?

  10. Sophia Loren The Human Voice Set
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    At this point it’s either admit to cosmetic surgery or admit to murdering virgins, Sophia. PICK ONE.

  11. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
    Bargoyle
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    Itsa me, Mario!

  12. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
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    She’s obviously hoping that if she looks enough like Kim, Kanye will take her back.

  13. Naomi Watts Bra See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly Miniskirt Pink Leather Boots St Vincent De Van Nuys
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    Naomi Watt the Fuck Happened?

  14. Kevin Chamberlin Teen Beach Movie Premiere
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    “Sir, if you don’t mind, I’m trying to get a shot of the poster.”

  15. Shaquille O'Neal Holding Adam Sandler Grown Ups 2 Premiere
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    “And THIS is for ‘Don’t Mess With the Zohan’! And THIS is for ‘Jack and Jill’! And THIS…”

  16. Snoop Lion Humping Dancer Fresh Island Festival Performance
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    Real backup singers can hit the high notes without help, Snoop.

  17. Anne Hathaway Loose Baggy Pants
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    Why is she wearing Jonah Hill’s pants?

  18. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bending Over Chef Set
    Skeeter
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    If you ignore her face and annoying voice, she’s got a nice body.

  19. April Rose Kris Murrell Sports Bra Yoga Pants Stretching In Park
    hurrdurr
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    “So you sit on him like this”
    “Like this?”

  20. Nicole Richie Blowjob Face And Hand Motion Extra
    another mike
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    This is going to make an amazing “fathead” sticker for my wall with the hole in it.

  21. Sam Waterston Olivia Munn Laughing The Newsroom Season Two Premiere
    sonofsamadams
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    I thought Asians looked like this!

  22. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
    sonofsamadams
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    David Schwimmer has never looked better

  23. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
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    Pretty sure it’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in the bag.

  24. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
    journalschism
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    “So how’s that fine brown sugah is working out for ya?” — Pick who said it

  25. Rihanna Side Boob
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    An ape performing in Milan.

  26. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bending Over Chef Set
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    90% of the guys who see this picture won’t even notice her goblin grin.

  27. Ricky Martin See Through Shirt Scarf
    cutthecrap
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    Livin’ La Vida Choke-a

  28. Anne Hathaway Loose Baggy Pants
    WTFBruh
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    JNCO’s are back in style!

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