The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.11.13

July 11th, 2013 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which follows John Travolta frolicking on a beach with young, shirtless Brazilian men, so I’m really not sure how to top that. I mean sure, there are the usual surreptitious Mena Suvari butt shtos, and a neckbearded Jonah Hill carrying his manpurse stuffed full of Oscarworthy dramatic scripts, but seriously, look at this face right here and tell me Kelly Preston isn’t wearing a cabana boy’s skin at this very moment.

What happens in Rio stays in a bamboo cage on a private jet he banged all those dudes is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
    Brit
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    It;s a trap

  2. Kevin Chamberlin Teen Beach Movie Premiere
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    Matt Pinfield on Casual Day for 120 Minutes

  3. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bending Over Chef Set
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    Sofia, could you show us your breasts?

    2 seconds later – Thankyou

  4. Kris Jenner Mario Lopez Extra
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Wow, so that’s your list of men you’re considering to film pooping on Kendall?”
    “Yup.”
    “Which one are you gonna go with?”
    “‘One?’”

  5. Ricky Martin See Through Shirt Scarf
    I'mCool
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    That’s quite a neck foreskin

  6. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
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    President Obamam? Sounds racist.

  7. Steven Tyler Yellling At Black Lady From Car
    Nonnie Moose
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    The zombie apocalypse is starting? Jeez, nobody tells me anything…

  8. Steven Tyler Yellling At Black Lady From Car
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    Janice Dickinson doesn’t suit that cap.

  9. Rihanna Side Boob
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    peek-a-boob

  10. Sherri Shepherd Holding Take Out Food Finally Famous Set
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    Yip-yip-yip-yip Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Telephone.

  11. Sam Waterston Olivia Munn Laughing The Newsroom Season Two Premiere
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    This spray tanning thing is just getting stupid.

  12. Sophia Loren The Human Voice Set
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    Why is Moby touching that old lady?

  13. Unik Ernest Stephen Baldwin Edeyo Gives Hope Ball
    Nonnie Moose
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    And you know, the thing about a Baldwin… He’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living. Until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white…

  14. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
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    I thought they dumped Bin Laden’s body in the ocean.

  15. April Rose Kris Murrell Sports Bra Yoga Pants Stretching In Park
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    “…and that is how you do reverse cowgirl…”

  16. Julie Bowen Nipples
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    She’ll always be Carol Vessey to me.

  17. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
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    Han shot first or I’m pulling the trigger on that drone strike.

  18. Aaron Sorkin Dark Tan Jeff Daniels Derp Face The Newsroom Season Two Premiere
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    Who microwaved Aaron Sorkin’s head?

  19. Kevin Chamberlin Teen Beach Movie Premiere
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    SADLY I know who this is.

  20. April Rose Kris Murrell Sports Bra Yoga Pants Stretching In Park
    Nonnie Moose
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    BEST. MOVIE. DESCRIPTION. EVAR.

  21. Kris Jenner Mario Lopez Extra
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    Pretty sure Mario Lopez keeps his keys in that hole in the side of his cheek.

  22. Anne Hathaway Loose Baggy Pants
    Nonnie Moose
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    Wardrobe by Ernie and Bert.

  23. Nicole Richie Blowjob Face And Hand Motion Extra
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    Crying out for some Photoshop.

  24. Kris Jenner Mario Lopez Extra
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    Like mother like daughter, here’s another kid peeing on North”

  25. April Rose Kris Murrell Sports Bra Yoga Pants Stretching In Park
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    Sumo

  26. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
    Skippy86
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    Never thought of covering a triple chin with chia seed and letting it grow.

  27. Julie Bowen Nipples
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    Skeletor!

  28. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
    Skippy86
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    Put a pair of corduroys on that and watch the sparks fly.

  29. Jake Gyllenhaal Headphone Cord In Moutch
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    Ha Ha, busted now pretending they are not together.

  30. Maria Menounos Cleavage Extra
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    Heavenly.

  31. Nicole Richie Blowjob Face And Hand Motion Extra
    LLBL
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    “…and don’t forget to lick the balls.”

  32. Sophia Loren The Human Voice Set
    Big Toe
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    It’s Robert Barone’s brother in law (aka Woogie from “There’s Something About Mary”)

  33. Shaquille O'Neal Holding Adam Sandler Grown Ups 2 Premiere
    Nonnie Moose
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    Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.

  34. Steven Tyler Yellling At Black Lady From Car
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    “Check my dick out”

  35. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
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    He’s going to need a riding mower to trim that shit up.

  36. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
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    I bet sounds like two balloons rubbing together when she walks around.

  37. Jay-Z Music Video Shoot
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    Hey, if there’s only one seat, one spectator is a sellout.

  38. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
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    He’s been so lonely since Hostess went out of business.

  39. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
    donkeylicks
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    If you squint a little his neck fat kind of looks like miniature hands squeezing his real throat, or maybe I’m just projecting here.

  40. Kevin Chamberlin Teen Beach Movie Premiere
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    Security!

  41. Shaquille O'Neal Holding Adam Sandler Grown Ups 2 Premiere
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    Jaden Smith is in it?

  42. Anne Hathaway Loose Baggy Pants
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    Lena Dunham finally lost a few lbs.

  43. Jake Gyllenhaal Headphone Cord In Moutch
    Nonnie Moose
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    Jake + Heath, together again

  44. April Rose Kris Murrell Sports Bra Yoga Pants Stretching In Park
    donkeylicks
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    Speaking of steaming piles of shit…

  45. Rihanna Side Boob
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    Miss Belching Barbados, 2013.

  46. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
    Jingo Istic
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    George, we really need to have a chat about Red Tails.

  47. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
    Pine Table Fever
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    He got so hungry he even took a bite our his right arm.

  48. Steven Tyler Yellling At Black Lady From Car
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    Hooker: “Sorry, ma’am, but I don’t swing that way.”

  49. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
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    He’s going method for his next movie, American Thigh.

  50. Ricky Martin See Through Shirt Scarf
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    Livin’ la vida Joke-a.

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