The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.11.13

July 11th, 2013 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which follows John Travolta frolicking on a beach with young, shirtless Brazilian men, so I’m really not sure how to top that. I mean sure, there are the usual surreptitious Mena Suvari butt shtos, and a neckbearded Jonah Hill carrying his manpurse stuffed full of Oscarworthy dramatic scripts, but seriously, look at this face right here and tell me Kelly Preston isn’t wearing a cabana boy’s skin at this very moment.

What happens in Rio stays in a bamboo cage on a private jet he banged all those dudes is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Unik Ernest Stephen Baldwin Edeyo Gives Hope Ball
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    Unik? I wonder if his parents know what a eunuch is.

  2. Jake Gyllenhaal Headphone Cord In Moutch
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    “It hurts me when you don’t acknowledge me in front of your friends”

    *send

  3. Naomi Watts Bra See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly Miniskirt Pink Leather Boots St Vincent De Van Nuys
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    That is one sexy pregnant woman. Those words. They just happened.

  4. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bending Over Chef Set
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    Good my midget spy has passed for a sick boy asking for help to defeat cancer…

    Go forth my minion…

  5. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
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    They should make the heat shields on the reentry shuttles out of whatever material is holding that right knee together

  6. April Rose Kris Murrell Sports Bra Yoga Pants Stretching In Park
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    Google April Rose.

    Do NOT Google Kris Murrell. Save yourself.

  7. Ricky Martin See Through Shirt Scarf
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    Livin’ la vida washed up.

  8. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bending Over Chef Set
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    Looks like there’s a director that knows his art.

  9. Jay-Z Music Video Shoot
    ThisWillHurt
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    Jay-Z tries his hand at being a living statue just in case his hip-hop career dries up.

  10. Kevin Chamberlin Teen Beach Movie Premiere
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    When I think of “teen” and “beach”, I think of Kevin Chamberlin.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I can already see Chris Hansen walking into the room as Kevin Chamberlain sets down the wine coolers and condoms he got for the 13 year-old he met online.

  11. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
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    So George Lucas gets a damn medal, and Chewbacca STILL hasn’t gotten his yet for the battle of Yavin?

  12. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
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    Is that bag full of his skinny clothes on their way to goodwill?

  13. Shaquille O'Neal Holding Adam Sandler Grown Ups 2 Premiere
    Pickle Nose
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    Talk about mailing it in. This movie looks like trash. Sandler’s been in the “CTC” stage of his career for the last 15 years.

  14. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Look! It’s one a them hairless cats!”

  15. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bending Over Chef Set
    john
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    I put a diet coke on the ground, or was it a diet pepsi…..who cares, whatever fucking commercial she was in……BOOBS, BOOBS BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Anne Hathaway Loose Baggy Pants
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    You can tell it’s not awards season — her cooter’s covered.

  17. Aaron Sorkin Dark Tan Jeff Daniels Derp Face The Newsroom Season Two Premiere
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    That’s what the “Ice Man”‘s skin looked like when they thawed him out of the side of a mountain.

  18. Kris Jenner Mario Lopez Extra
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    The Sith lord always has an apprentice.

  19. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
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    She chose “Amber Rose” as her stage name because “Thunder Thighs” was already being used by a stripper down by the Oakland Airport.

  20. Jake Gyllenhaal Headphone Cord In Moutch
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    Rufus remained quiet. It didn’t really matter anymore. Broken up or together, whoever he wound up going home with, his life was still going to suck.

  21. Nicole Richie Blowjob Face And Hand Motion Extra
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    Demonstrating the effectiveness of her “air dog” diet.

  22. Rihanna Side Boob
    BB
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    “Chris Brown never saw me open up this wide.”

  23. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
    john
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    I AM TO BE TAKEN AS A SERIOUS ACTOR GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!

  24. Ricky Martin See Through Shirt Scarf
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    Dude, you’re GAY. Work on your abs.

  25. Jake Gyllenhaal Headphone Cord In Moutch
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Amarite, plant?”

  26. Sophia Loren The Human Voice Set
    john
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    BET HER TITS ARE STILL ROCKIN!!!!!!

  27. Sherri Shepherd Holding Take Out Food Finally Famous Set
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    “Finally Lunch!”

  28. Sherri Shepherd Holding Take Out Food Finally Famous Set
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    “IM PROUD OF MA BODY! RESPECT YO SELF!!”

    (Fake wig, fake eyelashes, Nair’ed upper lip hair, painted on eyebrows, spanx)

  29. Steven Tyler Yellling At Black Lady From Car
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    This is exactly how Eddie Murphy got popped

  30. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
    renotastic
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    I can hear those thighs chafing in Brooklyn!

  31. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
    john
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    PIE FUCKER!!!!!

  32. Julianne Hough Butt Sheer Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Somewhere, Ryan Seacrest is complaining to his agent about not getting the Brazilian commercial John Travolta is doing.

  33. Aaron Sorkin Dark Tan Jeff Daniels Derp Face The Newsroom Season Two Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hey, remember that scene in ‘Dumb and Dumber-’”
    “Shut up.”
    “Where you REALLY had to use the bathroom-”
    “Shut up.”

  34. Ricky Martin See Through Shirt Scarf
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    “Awesome! My t-cell count is back to 200…OH, HEY GUYS”

  35. Ricky Martin See Through Shirt Scarf
    Pickle Nose
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    It’s a little known fact that, due to its proximity to the Bermuda Triangle, Puerto Rico experiences a bizarro climate to the rest of the Northern Hemisphere. Winter is Summer, etc. As a result, the scarf makes perfect sense.

  36. Kevin Chamberlin Teen Beach Movie Premiere
    john
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    is that uncle Phil from Fresh Prince?

  37. Maria Menounos Cleavage Extra
    john
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    PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN, PLEASE DO PORN

  38. Julie Bowen Nipples
    alex
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    She doesn’t give a shit and I love it. Pencil in her hair, no makeup and from the looks of it, she just spotted Shooter McGavin causing trouble.

  39. Rihanna Side Boob
    sniffsniff
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    looks like someone’s been watching keeping up with the kardashians.

  40. Shaquille O'Neal Holding Adam Sandler Grown Ups 2 Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Ask yourself: What happened right before this photo was taken to make Adam Sandler rub his sore ass?

  41. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
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    ugh. my knees hurt.

  42. Anne Hathaway Loose Baggy Pants
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    Nothing says self-satisfied bitch quite like burlap pants.

  43. Shaquille O'Neal Holding Adam Sandler Grown Ups 2 Premiere
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    “Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit…or your body!”

  44. April Rose Kris Murrell Sports Bra Yoga Pants Stretching In Park
    ThisWillHurt
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    I can’t imagine the movie “Grown Ups 2″ having any “stars” in it.

  45. April Rose Kris Murrell Sports Bra Yoga Pants Stretching In Park
    Pickle Nose
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    I’d really like to get to know this April Rose. I think we’d have a lot in common. For instance, she’s got huge fake cans, and I enjoy motorboating huge fake cans.

  46. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bending Over Chef Set
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    “Hi little boy, would you like to play motorboat?”

  47. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans
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    Goddamit, when the picture is from behind, it could be anyone… Uhh, nope, definitely Mena Suvari. My bad, good photo.

  48. Kris Jenner Mario Lopez Extra
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    “Ok now this part where she’s double fisting Ray J’s cock…I taught her that!” …said Mario Lopez.

  49. Unik Ernest Stephen Baldwin Edeyo Gives Hope Ball
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    lol @ serious blue steel amateur.

  50. Sophia Loren The Human Voice Set
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    “Does this tickle?”

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