The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.11.13

July 11th, 2013 // 316 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which follows John Travolta frolicking on a beach with young, shirtless Brazilian men, so I’m really not sure how to top that. I mean sure, there are the usual surreptitious Mena Suvari butt shtos, and a neckbearded Jonah Hill carrying his manpurse stuffed full of Oscarworthy dramatic scripts, but seriously, look at this face right here and tell me Kelly Preston isn’t wearing a cabana boy’s skin at this very moment.

What happens in Rio stays in a bamboo cage on a private jet he banged all those dudes is what I’m getting at,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Side Boob
    catpostrophe
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    Bet she can.

  2. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
    broduhjenner
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    “I think my newly implemented socialist soda plan is going to do wonders for jabba… errr, I mean your daughter”

  3. Steven Tyler Yellling At Black Lady From Car
    Josephus
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    I don’t think anyone’s ever caught the end of an episode of “BangBus” from the woman’s point of view before.

  4. Nicole Richie Blowjob Face And Hand Motion Extra
    BeckyStyle
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    How many “insertion” comments are we gonna get? Let’s see who’s the best!

  5. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
    Josephus
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    He’s a “spring-breaker” of another sort.

  6. Steven Tyler Yellling At Black Lady From Car
    broduhjenner
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    now that he hepc is in remission, steven now looks to contract bigger life-threatening diseases.

  7. Sophia Loren The Human Voice Set
    Josephus
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    I assume she’s not playing the title role?

  8. Ashley Benson Vanessa Hudgens Butt Booty Shorts Instagram
    broduhjenner
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    life imitates “art”

  9. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
    catapostrophe
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    Girlish hands, weak arms, enormous torso, little to no neck–an amazing specimen. They should put him in tons of movies.

  10. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
    broduhjenner
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    i’ll tell you what’s not in that bag, fruits and vegetables.

  11. Unik Ernest Stephen Baldwin Edeyo Gives Hope Ball
    Josephus
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    “All right, fellas, tell us which hole in three…two…one…NOW!”

  12. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
    broduhjenner
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    woah woah who gave her permission to use mischa barton’s legs?

  13. Unik Ernest Stephen Baldwin Edeyo Gives Hope Ball
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    Duck Lips For Jesus

  14. Jake Gyllenhaal Headphone Cord In Moutch
    broduhjenner
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    clearly listening to playgirl on tape

  15. Naomi Watts Bra See Through Shirt Pregnant Belly Miniskirt Pink Leather Boots St Vincent De Van Nuys
    broduhjenner
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    this is what Britney spears should have looked like while pregnant

  16. Nicole Richie Blowjob Face And Hand Motion Extra
    Josephus
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    “So tell us, Nicole, how did you get your start in Hollywood?”

  17. Jake Gyllenhaal Headphone Cord In Moutch
    catapostrophe
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    Is he pretending he’s not with the twink for the paparazzi?

  18. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
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    Biggs is right…

    Fat fuck.

  19. Jonah Hill Neck Beard Messenger Bag
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    Is it really a neck beard if it’s on his second chin….?

  20. Rihanna Side Boob
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m going to guess this is how she became a star without the ability to sing.

  21. Ricky Martin See Through Shirt Scarf
    broduhjenner
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    and to think, at one point in time we all thought we has straight

  22. Anne Hathaway Loose Baggy Pants
    Josephus
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    I’m surprised you can tell it’s Anne Hathaway’s car, what with Justin Bieber blocking the view of the driver.

  23. Julie Bowen Nipples
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    pokies for the win!

  24. Rihanna Side Boob
    Odbarc
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    Photoshop.

  25. Kris Jenner Mario Lopez Extra
    broduhjenner
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    i’ll bet you 1000 dollars they’re watching kim’s sex tape

  26. Kris Jenner Mario Lopez Extra
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    Here’s a picture of the baby falling out.

    Now give me $20k Mario.

    • “Now this angle is INSIDE the womb. I strapped a microscopic camera to Kanye’s sperm so we could get the best angle 9 months later.”

  27. Nicole Richie Blowjob Face And Hand Motion Extra
    catapostrophe
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    “Hey! Take a picture of me pretending to suck this imaginary dick!”

  28. Jay-Z Music Video Shoot
    Odbarc
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    If Miley gets to twerk it, I’ll dance like white people! That’ll show ‘em.

  29. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sometimes, the black guy’s eyes say it all…

    someone is going to have to get me a panoramic camera.

  30. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
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    “I just want to thank you for the incredible inspiration I received from the charismatic senator who rose up to become…. uhh, for Jar Jar Binks… yeah.”

  31. Anne Hathaway Loose Baggy Pants
    catapostrophe
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    “GET OUT OF THE ROAD, NERD!”

  32. Kris Jenner Mario Lopez Extra
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    “That’s a really clear feed. You said this is live?”
    “Yeah, isn’t it funny watching Kendall try to escape? I’ve got cameras everywhere in the house. Momma’s next little moneymaker isn’t going anywhere.”

  33. Nicole Richie Blowjob Face And Hand Motion Extra
    Odbarc
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    Do a Paris Hilton impression.

  34. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Bending Over Chef Set
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    She really knows how to strike a pose.

  35. Amber Rose Thick Legs Romper
    Pickle Nose
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    She looks like she takes stinky dumps.

  36. Sophia Loren The Human Voice Set
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    “I will break that hand off if you touch me again.”

  37. Jay-Z Music Video Shoot
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    The media has obliged his request to not show any more unflattering pictures of Beyonce.

  38. Julie Bowen Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Probably explains why Sofia Vergara is working this summer and she’s… chasing pigeons around the parking lot?

  39. Unik Ernest Stephen Baldwin Edeyo Gives Hope Ball
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    Cock, paper, scissors?

  40. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
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    He’s a little Biggser…

  41. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
    Han Solo
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    “Have you cast Lando in the new movies yet?”

  42. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
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    “John, I’m sending an F16 attack squadron to blow off that turkey chin of yours.”

  43. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
    Pickle Nose
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    “Hmm, my moobs don’t feel properly supported. Should I go up a cupsize on the mansierre?”

  44. George Lucas Neck Pouch President Obama National Medal Of Arts
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    The award is for quitting and letting someone else direct the new movies.

  45. Maria Menounos Cleavage Extra
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    Yes. Just yes.

  46. Ashley Benson Vanessa Hudgens Butt Booty Shorts Instagram
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    nice. Following her now after this photo

  47. Rihanna Side Boob
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    Some women send love notes to woo their exes back.
    Some take a different approach and send out an open casting call for all professional athletes…

  48. Steven Tyler Yellling At Black Lady From Car
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Excuse me, young madam. I was curious as to wether or not you could point me in the direction of- The cop’s gone? Alright, how much?”

  49. Jason Biggs Chubby Scruffy Beard
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    Those pies were meant to be used for your SEXUAL pleasure, Mr. Biggs.

  50. Sam Waterston Olivia Munn Laughing The Newsroom Season Two Premiere
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    This has got to be photoshopped. That’s the happiest I have ever seen him.

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