The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

July 10th, 2014 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler‘s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait, how does Lindsay Lohan not look like she’s dying a meth-related death here?” Then just a dash of “Yep, I can definitely see Fergie‘s wife‘s penis through this bunny suit.” Toss all that into a flaky “HA! Rob Ford‘s smiling — HE’S SO HIGH!!” and you’ve got yourself TCWM.

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  1. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    Wayner
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    To the guy with the satchel bomb behind her…now, for fuck sake, throw it NOW

  2. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t blame her. If I were a performer, I’d want American Gladiators as my backup dancers, too.

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger High Kick Cowboy Boots Skull Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Zo I zez to Dana Ca-vee, ‘Ey dickhead. Nex time I zee you making fon ov me on de teluvidjion, I’m going to PUNT you up!’”

  4. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
    Makrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t be sad Kristen – that’s why the call it SCHPOOPLE!

  5. Josh Duhamel Bunny Suit Childrens Reading Charity
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I always attend the “Kick this asshole in the nuts for a dollar Cancer Drive”.

  6. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Wrist Brace
    UWotM8?
    Commented on this photo:

    “And on behalf of, the Lollipop Guillllllllllllllllld, we welcome you, to Munchkin Laaaaaaaand”

  7. Christopher Knight Tracey Gold Kevin Sorbo Nicole Eggert Heartbreakers Panel Discovery Communications Summer TCA
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    The League of Mediocre Has-Beens

  8. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that her “bitch face” or her “I don’t give a shit” look?

  9. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Wrist Brace
    gumbypokey
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, those are synthol arms. He’s just thrown in the towel altogether on the whole “do exercise to get muscle” thing.

  10. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    just more of her to stalk…

  11. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
    Commented on this photo:

    “But what if he were to come at you with… a RIPE BANANA??!”

  12. Luke Wilson Shirtless Fat Weight Gain
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn, it! Why did I start off my career as a good looking guy? This is the type of crap Jonah Hill never has to worry about”.

  13. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
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    Good to see Big Boy is still putting it out there!

  14. Daniel Stern Bushy Beard An Evening With WGN Americas Manhattan
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    “SCIENCE!”

  15. Christopher Knight Tracey Gold Kevin Sorbo Nicole Eggert Heartbreakers Panel Discovery Communications Summer TCA
    Peri
    Commented on this photo:

    “And we were able to be all these things and do all these things because we were informed. By great men, men who were revered. The first step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one—America is not the greatest country in the world anymore.”

    What did I just say?

  16. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe this young lady is experiencing what Hollywood refers to as, “The Dunst-ening”.

  17. Daniel Stern Bushy Beard An Evening With WGN Americas Manhattan
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    “Well, life on the plantation hasn’t been the same – I say, the same – since the end of the war of northern aggression.”

  18. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    “I’m a pretty princess- I’m a pretty princess- I’m a pretty princess…”

  19. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re gonna hear me roar
    Oh oh oh oh oh oh
    Oh oh oh oh oh oh
    You’ll hear me roar
    Oh oh oh oh oh oh
    You’re gonna hear me roar..”

  20. Jon Voight Pooch Hall Holding Hands
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    “I wanna tell you girl scouts a story, about a magical land where it never rained. The end.”

  21. Emma Watson Bra No Shirt Under Jacket Vogue Party Fashion Week Paris
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    Just out of curiosity, why would she agree to be this guys beard? No, seriously. What does she get out of it? And if anyone tells me he’s straight, I’ll suck my dick.

  22. Josh Duhamel Bunny Suit Childrens Reading Charity
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    I thought Fergie was the one with the drug problem.

  23. Shaquille ONeal Giant Sneakers Around Neck Reebok Classic Breakout
    Commented on this photo:

    “I pity da foo’ who don’t but my sneakers!”

  24. Shaquille ONeal Giant Sneakers Around Neck Reebok Classic Breakout
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    “BUY”!! “I pity da foo’ who don’t BUY my sneakers!”

    Ah, fergit it… I’m gonna go look at porn.

  25. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, I really like where this whole, “Hilary Duff getting back into shape” thing is going.

  26. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
    Quavis
    Commented on this photo:

    eeewwwwwww!

  27. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me warn the people in the front row that there might be some spray following my ping pong ball trick.

  28. Dolph Lundgren Pissed Off Look Leg Up On Chair In Restaurant
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m tellin’ ya, Dolph… Steve Guttenberg went and got all old and fat and shit”.
    “Nope! I ain’t gonna believe it. No way a smooth operator like Mahoney would let that happen”.

  29. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    “And this move, this is why Kelly LeBrock can’t sign autographs anymore.”

  30. Poppy Montgomery Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Hey, someone is taking a picture of that tomato and that red head. I should take one too!

  31. Daniel Stern Bushy Beard An Evening With WGN Americas Manhattan
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    He just doesn’t look right without the iron mark on his face.

  32. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Wrist Brace
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    What? No, sir, I did not say anything about deodorant on your shirt.

  33. Steve Guttenberg Wiping Chin Affluenza Screening
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wig! Wig! Wig alert!”

  34. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time I see Taylor, I am glad that Kim hasn’t eaten her yet. Stay on the east coast, T.

  35. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    Commented on this photo:

    Her hair is Field Mouse with Rickets by L’oreal.

  36. Rob Ford Kissed By Toronto Carribean Carnival Entertainer
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Riding dirty, no doubt… With their… Bubba Kush.

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    God, I wish I was that bicycle seat!

  38. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    This reminds me of my birthday.

  39. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Wrist Brace
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    That nose certainly is a situation. I’ll leave you to decide which one I’m referring to.

  40. Emma Watson Bra No Shirt Under Jacket Vogue Party Fashion Week Paris
    Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    Does anyone else feel she looked classy even when she was swinging an axe and screaming “I’m not fucking around!”?
    Not kidding, I like her style.

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
    Commented on this photo:

    Kelly the belly!

  42. Gerard Butler Grabbing Dick Sleeveless Shirt Netherlands Vs Argentina Match
    Hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    Mel Gibson wannabe.
    Give it up.

    PS I LOVE KIDS!!!

  43. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    Dumpy as hell

  44. Jon Voight Pooch Hall Holding Hands
    Cletus
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if Jon’s gonna screw the Pooch…

  45. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
    toopier
    Commented on this photo:

    …and starring Tom Cruise, as the Beaver?

  46. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Baby Carmen In Stroller Yoga Pose On Sidewalk Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    We get it, you do yoga…big effing deal!

  47. Poppy Montgomery Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not yet a MILF, she’s a PILF

  48. Gerard Butler Grabbing Dick Sleeveless Shirt Netherlands Vs Argentina Match
    Commented on this photo:

    THIS…IS…ThePlaceI’mGoingToPee

  49. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
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    If you enlarge the photo, you can see reflected in her glasses the naked guy she just sucked off dozing on the lounge chair. I assume he owns a night club, or knows the words “sure, I’m a producer…why not”

  50. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    According to Celebritynetworth.com, Kristen Stewart is worth $70 million dollars.

    I’m just going to let that soak in while I draw you a hot bath and lay out some razor blades.

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