The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

July 10th, 2014 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler‘s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait, how does Lindsay Lohan not look like she’s dying a meth-related death here?” Then just a dash of “Yep, I can definitely see Fergie‘s wife‘s penis through this bunny suit.” Toss all that into a flaky “HA! Rob Ford‘s smiling — HE’S SO HIGH!!” and you’ve got yourself TCWM.

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  1. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    George P Burdell
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    I get the Jedi mind trick thing, but what is she making them see?

  2. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
    cuddles
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    Jesus, I thought Melanie just had another face lift. That shit will give me nightmares.

  3. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
    Dormant Canadian
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    She and Ellen Page would make such a nice couple.

  4. Josh Duhamel Bunny Suit Childrens Reading Charity
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    And here I thought the Bunny Man was just an urban legend.

  5. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Baby Carmen In Stroller Yoga Pose On Sidewalk Instagram
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    This chick is super annoying.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
    Short Round
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    After minutes of observing this picture finally figured out what’s bothering me about it, not big enough sunglasses.

  7. Dolph Lundgren Pissed Off Look Leg Up On Chair In Restaurant
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    Hey Dolphie the cheesey bread is coming right out

  8. Emma Watson Bra No Shirt Under Jacket Vogue Party Fashion Week Paris
    Dormant Canadian
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    Hey! She’s dating the real-life Zoolander!

  9. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
    someone
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    “Just a splinter. Let me just go ahead and rip it out WITH MY BEAR TEETH!!”

  10. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    She was sexy/cute for all of about 1 hot minute.

  11. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
    someone
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    “This damn butt plug is extra uncomfotable. They must of ignored me when I told them that I needed the little-big man version!”

  12. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    anonym
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    Katy is the most covered up entertainer out there right now.

    Full chest plate, granny panties. You can’t see any of her assets.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
    someone
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    Looks like Lindsay’s been on here giving her opinion.

  14. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
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    She’s gaining on me.

  15. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
    Swearin
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    Haylie Williams of Paramore is going to cut a bitch…

  16. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
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    So, today his wig of choice is made of cotton?

  17. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Pants
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    Has anyone who has purchased that outfit EVER used that back pocket? Because I’m pretty confident that a single credit card would burst the seams.

  18. Jon Voight Pooch Hall Holding Hands
    Swearin
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    Pooch was THE WORST thing to happen to Itchy and Scratchy

  19. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Tank Top
    someone
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    chipmunk face

  20. Gerard Butler Grabbing Dick Sleeveless Shirt Netherlands Vs Argentina Match
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    When Gerard heard that the Netherlands were playing, he was expecting something totally different.

  21. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
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    Damn. If I could vocalize all the ideas and fantasies wandering about in my skull right now…

    • But that would take an intellect and as you’ve made readily apparent on her, you lack one.

      • Well, I’ll admit, I’m not quite right in the head. But I’d still like to perform abominable acts against nature on her (some of them that are illegal unless you’re doin’ it to someone in your immediate family).

  22. Josh Duhamel Bunny Suit Childrens Reading Charity
    Short Round
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    Wilfred’s gay cousin was not just going to lay down and take it from those bullying Rottweilers. No matter how sexy they were.

  23. Shaquille ONeal Giant Sneakers Around Neck Reebok Classic Breakout
    someone
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    Black spagetti head shoe man.

  24. Rob Ford Kissed By Toronto Carribean Carnival Entertainer
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    “I’m about ready to do some crack…but first, let me take a selfie.”

  25. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
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    I like that girl and her sullen shit but this is too much.

  26. Dolph Lundgren Pissed Off Look Leg Up On Chair In Restaurant
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    “So, Dolph…do you mind if I call you Dolph? Dolph, how about just you and me get outta this rat trap and get comfortable back at my place in Malibu? I’ve got a great bottle of Syrah and the hot tub is fired up to a nice 103 degrees. What? No! You don’t need a swimsuit! Whadda ya say? Shall I have the valet get my car? Wait…what? You ARE the valet?”

  27. Emma Watson Bra No Shirt Under Jacket Vogue Party Fashion Week Paris
    Short Round
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    I will pay up to 5 bucks to anyone who walks up and punches that guy. You can’t escort Emma Watson and make that face!

  28. Daniel Stern Bushy Beard An Evening With WGN Americas Manhattan
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    ‘Yer a Wizard, Daniel!

  29. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
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    I’ll be go to hell. I believe those are the same lips she gives blowjobs with. What are the odds?

  30. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Baby Carmen In Stroller Yoga Pose On Sidewalk Instagram
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    Alec hates cameras. So he marries a woman who can’t pass one up.

  31. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
    Short Round
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    Now you… see. If… you drink toooo much… Cognac… and don’t pay attention… you can just twist here and… Oops!

  32. Steve Guttenberg Wiping Chin Affluenza Screening
    Swearin
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    The Stonecutters are still dropping the ball on this guy…

  33. Steve Guttenberg Wiping Chin Affluenza Screening
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    After age 50, they all look like this. And you know what I mean by “they”.

  34. Poppy Montgomery Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Certain names make me think I’m looking at a picture of a porn star. Poppy is one of them

  35. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
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    Cleans up nicely, I see.

  36. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
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    Just a tad on the chunky side. Just they way I like her.

  37. Dolph Lundgren Pissed Off Look Leg Up On Chair In Restaurant
    Short Round
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    So he did a split between two trucks? Well, let’s see if he can do a split between two chairs while sitting down!

  38. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    El Guso
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    I’d definitely would like to have some of that pie

  39. Jon Voight Pooch Hall Holding Hands
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    “Now Mr. Voight, slip the ring on his finger and repeat after me…”

  40. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Pants
    Short Round
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    Ok, I’m starting to understand why Hamilton is hanging around.

  41. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Wrist Brace
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    He must have torqued his wrist in some frenzied self fisting.

  42. Candice Swanepoel Butt Spandex Pants Bra
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    She’s gonna be hot and sweaty after hiking around NYC. I better get there so I can give her a full-body tongue bath.

  43. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Just when I thought I was out…she sucks me back in.

  44. Rob Ford Kissed By Toronto Carribean Carnival Entertainer
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    “Yes, I do have crack.”

  45. Josh Duhamel Bunny Suit Childrens Reading Charity
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    At first I thought he was the reincarnation of Harvey, the Pooka. But then I realized he’s probably just taking a shot at Hugh Hefner.

  46. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    If you look carefully, you can begin to see the tell-tale cat-like facial attributes of the cat lady she will eventually become.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
    Ian
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    Actually, she’s kinda cute here; a little too much filler in her lips maybe, but still do-able.

  48. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    I would be happy to investigate those chesticles if she’d just call me.

  49. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    anonymous
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    “Katy, how many guys did blow to get your album made?”

  50. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Baby Carmen In Stroller Yoga Pose On Sidewalk Instagram
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    So… what’s the difference between this and an actual paparazzi taking a picture of her and her baby?

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