The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

July 10th, 2014 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler‘s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait, how does Lindsay Lohan not look like she’s dying a meth-related death here?” Then just a dash of “Yep, I can definitely see Fergie‘s wife‘s penis through this bunny suit.” Toss all that into a flaky “HA! Rob Ford‘s smiling — HE’S SO HIGH!!” and you’ve got yourself TCWM.

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
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    Fired from the new job already?

  2. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
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    “If you like it the you shoulda put a ring on it.”

  3. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
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    Did she straddle someone’s BBQ?

  4. Shaquille ONeal Giant Sneakers Around Neck Reebok Classic Breakout
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    Shoes on head, still a smarter move than making Shazam.

  5. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    It’s been a great day for great tits.

  6. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Wrist Brace
    Ghenghis Khanstein
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    “I yam what I yam, and what I yam is a douchebag.”

    With a yam in his ass.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
    JC
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    Lovin’ life! #I’mSkippingRehearsalsForMyPlayAgain

  8. Daniel Stern Bushy Beard An Evening With WGN Americas Manhattan
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    “When I got into my late 50s I started growing a beard. Not just your average beard, but something a little more crazy, something I had always wanted to do. Winnie never let me do it and she wasn’t around anymore to stop me since Paul and I buried her in the yard.”

  9. Christopher Knight Tracey Gold Kevin Sorbo Nicole Eggert Heartbreakers Panel Discovery Communications Summer TCA
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    Nicole Eggert makes me sad now. Time is a motherfucker.

  10. Gerard Butler Grabbing Dick Sleeveless Shirt Netherlands Vs Argentina Match
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    “The line for the restroom is to long. I’m just gonna piss right here.”

  11. Mike The Situation Sorrentino Wrist Brace
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    This guy is popping up again recently much like…wait… herpes? is that you??

  12. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    In every picture like this there’s a terminator looking to kill Sarah Connor.

  13. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
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    How seriously can you take a dojo if the sensei is wearing a black denim jacket, jeans, a du rag and shades?

  14. Brooke Burke Charvet Butt Yoga Pants
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    Still would.

  15. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
    JC
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    Save the smug looks for when you can keep a boyfriend for more than 4 days, sweetie.

  16. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
    cajunhawk
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    In a single move I can shatter this man’s wrist in a thousand places…hold still while I…hold still…fine…if you can’t hold still then I guess you won’t get to see me shatter your wrist in a thousand places. I don’t need this shit…I’m Steven Seagal.

  17. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
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    He looks like he had fun.

  18. Dolph Lundgren Pissed Off Look Leg Up On Chair In Restaurant
    cajunhawk
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    Ivan Drago doesn’t like having brunch with Gary Shandling.

  19. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
    someone
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    And we find out she’s a lesbian in 5…4…3….2…

  20. Shaquille ONeal Giant Sneakers Around Neck Reebok Classic Breakout
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    His feet are bigger than some people’s torsos.

  21. Candice Swanepoel Butt Spandex Pants Bra
    someone
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    Where’d all the tits go?

  22. Steve Guttenberg Wiping Chin Affluenza Screening
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    He said to his plastic surgeon and asked for the young Jerry Lewis.

  23. Christopher Knight Tracey Gold Kevin Sorbo Nicole Eggert Heartbreakers Panel Discovery Communications Summer TCA
    someone
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    “Now lets discuss relavancy. Would any of you argue that you’ve had it in the past 20 years?”

  24. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
    anonymous
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    For a woman who works out or pretends to work out all the time, she’s soft as hell.

    What’s she doing? Bike riding for a hour before eating some large pizza with a side of nachos?

  25. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
    anonymous
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    That right boobie is a depressed looking as Robert Pattison when he found out she was fucking her director.

  26. Dolph Lundgren Pissed Off Look Leg Up On Chair In Restaurant
    Don Draper's Dad
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    He’s very good.

  27. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    nomnomnom
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    Looks a bit waffle coneish down there.

  28. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Piper
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    Does…um… does she have gills down there?

  29. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    someone
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    “And you thought whip cream shooting out of my tits was edgy. Watch this!”

  30. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Eric
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    The Daily Duff

  31. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
    someone
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    The very definition of “average”.

  32. Rob Ford Kissed By Toronto Carribean Carnival Entertainer
    Toronno
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    Oh my god. It’s happened. He’s on The Superficial. (And this is a real event, by the way. Most of us probably still call it by the old name, Caribana.)

    • Actually, most of us know better than to go there – you never know when an errant bullet fired by an intoxicated gangbanger who probably sold Fat Man Ford some crack will hit you….

  33. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    “Are you Sarah Connor?”

  34. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
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    He looks like a smaller version of Mickey Rooney.

  35. Heidi Klum Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
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    Having no interest in alcohol, I prefer to look at their tits.

  36. Rob Ford Kissed By Toronto Carribean Carnival Entertainer
    someone
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    “That’s right. Suck on my pig sweat you naugty african princess. Make my triple chin quiver with glee…”

  37. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
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    It looks like someone took a meat mallet to her thighs. Not sure if I want to see whether her vagina has been swissed or not.

  38. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
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    If Steven Seagal gains any more weight, he’ll have to change his name to Kardashian.

  39. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
    Ronaldo
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    Well, at least he is not wearing that black rug he uses for hair

  40. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
    someone
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    MOOOOOOO

  41. Rob Ford Kissed By Toronto Carribean Carnival Entertainer
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    After she kissed him, she didn’t come off her contact high for hours.

  42. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
    Ronaldo
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    Time is finally catching on with Tom

  43. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Short Round
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    Compared to Miley Cyrus she’s a nun. A nun with luscious, beautiful boobs.

  44. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
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    “REALLY?!?!?! PALMOLIVE?!?!? REALLY PALMOLIVE?? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

  45. Luke Wilson Shirtless Fat Weight Gain
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    Wait, he has a tattoo on his arm that says “PENIS”?

  46. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
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    not that i care – but i’m bored… that ain’t Tom Cruise.

  47. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
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    Depends are a fashion statement?

  48. Steve Guttenberg Wiping Chin Affluenza Screening
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    I have no snark for this. I just feel bad.

  49. Shaquille ONeal Giant Sneakers Around Neck Reebok Classic Breakout
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    someone tried (and failed) to memorialize a dead homey with the tied shoes over the power line tribute

  50. Dolph Lundgren Pissed Off Look Leg Up On Chair In Restaurant
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    Yeah, I sulked like that, too, when someone told me I couldn’t go to Disneyland.

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