The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

July 10th, 2014 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler‘s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait, how does Lindsay Lohan not look like she’s dying a meth-related death here?” Then just a dash of “Yep, I can definitely see Fergie‘s wife‘s penis through this bunny suit.” Toss all that into a flaky “HA! Rob Ford‘s smiling — HE’S SO HIGH!!” and you’ve got yourself TCWM.

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  1. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
    tom
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    fatty fatty fatty fat

  2. Rob Ford Kissed By Toronto Carribean Carnival Entertainer
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    “Toronto Caribbean Carnival” is the most obviously made up event.
    Nice one, pretty clever for a junkie…

  3. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
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    This must be her creative process for generating a #1 pop single.

  4. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
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    “If you’d taken that position a few more times we’d still be married, love” said Russell Brand.

  5. Gerard Butler Grabbing Dick Sleeveless Shirt Netherlands Vs Argentina Match
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    That is the look of a man who seethes with anger at all the unusable portable restrooms.

  6. Josh Duhamel Bunny Suit Childrens Reading Charity
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    Your move, Shia.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
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    Let’s see…where is the Instagram Herpes filter on this thing?

  8. Emma Watson Bra No Shirt Under Jacket Vogue Party Fashion Week Paris
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    That man is holding in a fart.

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger High Kick Cowboy Boots Skull Shirt
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    Thanks to the Schwarzenegger movie fart video, I cannot see this image for the simple act that it is… Thanks internet.

  10. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
    Cock Dr
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    She does the sullen disheveled bitch thing very well.

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger High Kick Cowboy Boots Skull Shirt
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    Oh, the Austrians are goose stepping again. That’ll probably end well…

  12. Gerard Butler Grabbing Dick Sleeveless Shirt Netherlands Vs Argentina Match
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    Where will you be when the urge to fuck in a port-a-potty strikes?

  13. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Baby Carmen In Stroller Yoga Pose On Sidewalk Instagram
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    I seriously can’t imagine Alec doing yoga for more than 30 seconds before seething with rage as he attempts to bend his body into a position he has no business doing.

  14. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
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    Roughly translated, “dojo” means, house where fat man admires manicures.

  15. Dolph Lundgren Pissed Off Look Leg Up On Chair In Restaurant
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    “So listen, they’re looking to green light Expendables 4,5 and 6…”

  16. Josh Duhamel Bunny Suit Childrens Reading Charity
    Cock Dr
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    Feeling a faint flicker of affection for Josh right now. Such a sucker for a man in pink bunny suit.
    Ok, I’m over it.

  17. Daniel Stern Bushy Beard An Evening With WGN Americas Manhattan
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    Is he trying to one up Macaulay for the crazy award?

  18. Josh Duhamel Bunny Suit Childrens Reading Charity
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    He looks like a pink nightmare.

  19. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Baby Carmen In Stroller Yoga Pose On Sidewalk Instagram
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    The baby is thinking…here she goes with this same old shit again.

  20. Gerard Butler Grabbing Dick Sleeveless Shirt Netherlands Vs Argentina Match
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    I. FUCK. PLASTIC.

  21. Lindsay Lohan Bikini Cleavage Instagram
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    I’m convinced she’s a witch. One minute she looks like your typical meth head selling sex on the streets for her next fix. The next she’s downright beautiful and looks like she would’ve if she had stayed away from drugs and drama and lived up to her potential.

    What the fuck is going on?

  22. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    She’s pretty hot now that she’s 52.

  23. Steve Guttenberg Wiping Chin Affluenza Screening
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    Plastic Surgeon: What can I do for you today?

    Steve: Can you make me look like Howdy Doody?

  24. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
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    Slowly expanding…..this explains the flooding of pictures of herself from 10 years ago on her instagram feed…

  25. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    “Prism” is another word for “vagina” now?

  26. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
    Cock Dr
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    For realz? That’s Tom Cruise? For Xenu’s sake get that man a diuretic ASAP.

  27. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
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    She looks like the red-head sheep dog from the old Warner Bros cartoons.

  28. Christopher Knight Tracey Gold Kevin Sorbo Nicole Eggert Heartbreakers Panel Discovery Communications Summer TCA
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    “What is it, you’d say, you DO here…?”

  29. Steven Seagal Marshall Arts Demonstration
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    Steven is taking the “black is slimming” effect to the next level

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      At this rate, the “next level” is that of whales, submarines, and Kardashians. It doesn’t work for any of them.

  30. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
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    Don’t be so sad, Kristen. You’ll find another guy who loves you. Then you’ll cheat on him. You’ll be all smiles then.

  31. Heidi Klum Nipples Saggy Boobs No Bra
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    If you want to hate someone, look at their TV shows.

  32. Taylor Swift Crazy Skinny Legs Heels
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    Having sex with her is probably similar to rubbing your dick on a pile of sand. Except the pile of sand would be more into it.

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger High Kick Cowboy Boots Skull Shirt
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    YAKKITY YAK, ROPE SMELL MY CRACK!

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
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    You’ll be back in fighting shape in no time, baby. Still fucking sexy.

  35. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
    Hopalong
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    The last time I saw that hair style was in “There’s Something About Mary”.

  36. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
    Cock Dr
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    These last few CWM photos lead me the inescapable conclusion that Satan does make his modern day appearances in many deceitful guises.

  37. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Baby Carmen In Stroller Yoga Pose On Sidewalk Instagram
    Dick Nose
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    Yep just stick your pussy on a Manhattan sidewalk

  38. Jon Voight Pooch Hall Holding Hands
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    Why the fuck would you name your child “Pooch”? Was that his mom’s way of telling everyone his father was a bitch?

  39. Tom Cruise Drunk Little House Restaurant London
    Ghenghis Khanstein
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    Looks like he just had a gay old time.

  40. Steve Guttenberg Wiping Chin Affluenza Screening
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    Wow, he looks like an albino monkey

  41. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
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    She’s turning into red-headed Kelly Osbourne

  42. Katy Perry Cameltoe Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Prismatic Tour
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    This is why everyone loves Miley and nobody gives a fuck about cocktease Perry

  43. Kristen Stewart Black Bra See Through White Shirt Short Red Hair
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    Rupert Saunders threw his marriage away for this??

  44. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Pants
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    She looks like such a bitch everytime I see a picture of her I have trouble masturbating to her. I call it the “Kim K effect”

  45. Josh Duhamel Bunny Suit Childrens Reading Charity
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    Is this charity event one where you pay to have douchebaggy celebrities dress up as animals and then you beat them with a bat.

  46. Steve Guttenberg Wiping Chin Affluenza Screening
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    Will soon be looking for a cocoon filled pool to dive into.

  47. Candice Swanepoel Butt Spandex Pants Bra
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    Where’s the army of construction workers catcalling and objectifying her? Come on, we have stereotypes to maintain here.

  48. Poppy Montgomery Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    “Popping Montgomery” sounds more like it.

  49. Kelly Brook Cleavage Workout Clothes Riding Bike
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    Stand back Tom and Deacon. I’ll take one for the team and fuck her blue.

  50. Dakota Fanning Nipples No Bra Tight Dress
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    Is she braless? This is all the internet has on her boobs so far.
    I’m a little unsure if this is even her.

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