The Crap We Missed – Thursday 7.10.14

By: Photo Boy / July 10, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of butts and whatever clever method (Today, it’s Jumbotron Penis-Smush™) Gerard Butler‘s using to get chicks into a closet-sized latrine. Yes, that last thing can be counted on daily, so in other words, there’s a recipe here. You start with a quarter cup of “Wait, how does Lindsay Lohan not look like she’s dying a meth-related death here?” Then just a dash of “Yep, I can definitely see Fergie‘s wife‘s penis through this bunny suit.” Toss all that into a flaky “HA! Rob Ford‘s smiling — HE’S SO HIGH!!” and you’ve got yourself TCWM.

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– Photo Boy

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