Jesus. Someone got a new prescription. “SMILING’S FUN WHEN IT HURTS!” *grinnnnn*
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a remarkably jam-packed edition, I might add, that I don’t even know where to start. Matthew McConaughey‘s bulge? Tom Cruise showing up to the Super 8 premiere presumably in search of said bulge? Leighton Meester‘s twenty-five-head? Kirstie Alley trying to eat a man who had some barbecue sauce on his lip? The options are limitless.
Shit, Mini-Me‘s in here? See? This is what I’m talking about,
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The last season of Entourage better kick ass…the past 2 seasons have been so-so.
I’ve only seen the first season, but if it is so-so now, it’s a HUGE improvement over that piece of crap I watched.
Emily Litella, we’ve missed you…
Do these MMA guys really qualify as celebrities?
I wouldn’t say gigantic but nothing to be ashamed of… or show off.
not enough girth, can tell even when flaccid.
WOW. I just saw her in Pretty in Pink the other day too. ugh…
You know, Emperor Palpatine’s looking good for his age. The long hair suits him.
She’d still get it.
Bristol Palin fan club president.
Bono in 20 years
Make it ten and you’ve got a deal.
sorry, but that there is the face of a man who is livin’ right…bone-hole could never pull it off
All I want is 2 hours with her…just 2 hours.
I bet it would be 2 minutes of fucking and 1 hour and 58 minutes of crying in shame.
probably more like 2 minutes of fucking and 58 minutes of her punching you in the cock to get it back up
and then another hour of punching
Hair dresser… or wig shampooer?
She have lost weight
Sorbo and Ferrigno. Herculi.
If you think this is nasty, imagine Janice and Paz de la Huerta fighting for cocaine spread all over Abe Vigoda’s ass crack. Try and get that picture out of your head now…
The Cryptkeeper is a babe magnet.
American Gothic for the 21st Century. Lucky us.
Wow, she’s so talented….
Hahaha word…I didn’t think she could repulse me more than she already has. Sad thing is, we already know “what’s underneath,” and it’s nice enough, but she is so incredibly lame it doesn’t matter. Can’t wait to see how underwhelming the obligatory ‘removal of the glasses/swoop hair to one side in slow motion’ shot will be.
Every time a closet opens, a thetan gets its wings….
Fuck! So that’s what happened to Drew Cary’s fat!
Only thing missing from this picture is a crack pipe.
Bitches, I iz hittin’ the road! Scootin’ old skool, baby!!
If that’s his real skin color, it explains a lot. They are among us.
+1
Wait…I thought it was Eric Stoltz that played the lead in Mask?!
This Faces of Meth Moment has been brought to you by Dentu-Creme.
“Remember: If you stop smiling for the cameras, even for a second, then Xenu will throw your kid into a volcano.”
Wearing that same shirt from the pic with his trainer last month. I hope it’s been washed since then (but I sorta doubt it).
that’s retarded
Get yer motor runnin’… head out on the highway… lookin’ for adventure… etc.
Goodbye, Twilight, hello, Faces of Meth.
Because Italy doesn’t have Cherokee Hair Tampons?
Those actually are Italian tampons, but they don’t have them in JWoww’s size. Too bad, she’ll just have to double up.
He played for Michigan? I must have missed that somehow.
I think he was the football one season.
she looks like… eddie haskell
Somebody call the camel tow-truck.
aieeeeeeeee thank god that was airbrushed/grainy
Rue McLanahan and Bea Arthur in the black-dyed afterlife.
This is the kind of thing that gives male escort services a bad name…
That’s not an escort, that’s her lunch. Not that he knows.
If this going to be the last action scene with sam worthington in avatar 2, reserve my ticket.
she put on a few pounds but for old times sake. i would do her. her legs look better now.
“How high can I piss on that wall with no hands? Let’s see…”
This is her best acting yet.
Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson as herself before she became her alter ego ‘Katy Perry’. (June 8, 1994)
Oh, bianca, u have quite the knack for saying exactly what I’m thinking. We’re like soul sisters! Yeah, I hate me too… :op
Rice crackers, two mops and toilet paper? Her body is still adjusting to the Italian semen.
Not gay at all.
Tom must have her fully “programmed” by now.
not sure got this. “geeky alter-ego” = fun, your husband posting a photo of you without makeup on twitter = not fun?
Put something in my mouth and swallow. This reminds me of how I got this job in the 1st place.
Dishpan hands. And face.
I am a skank, not a tranny. I thought all of my sex tape finally proved tghat.
This must be the photo from the X-Ray machine.
HELLO!!! lol
You have hot dog on your breath!!! Come a little closer…closer…