The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.9.11

June 9th, 2011 // 761 Comments

Jesus. Someone got a new prescription. “SMILING’S FUN WHEN IT HURTS!” *grinnnnn*

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a remarkably jam-packed edition, I might add, that I don’t even know where to start. Matthew McConaughey‘s bulge? Tom Cruise showing up to the Super 8 premiere presumably in search of said bulge? Leighton Meester‘s twenty-five-head? Kirstie Alley trying to eat a man who had some barbecue sauce on his lip? The options are limitless.

Shit, Mini-Me‘s in here? See? This is what I’m talking about,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Adrian Grenier
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    The last season of Entourage better kick ass…the past 2 seasons have been so-so.

    • Asoto

      I’ve only seen the first season, but if it is so-so now, it’s a HUGE improvement over that piece of crap I watched.

  2. Katie Holmes
    Abby Normal
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    Emily Litella, we’ve missed you…

  3. Johnny Weir
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    Do these MMA guys really qualify as celebrities?

  4. Matthew McConaughey
    Tanzarian
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    I wouldn’t say gigantic but nothing to be ashamed of… or show off.

  5. Molly Ringwald
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    WOW. I just saw her in Pretty in Pink the other day too. ugh…

  6. Mischa Barton
    Bob Hopeless
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    You know, Emperor Palpatine’s looking good for his age. The long hair suits him.

  7. Katy Perry Katy Beth Terry
    Tanzarian
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    She’d still get it.

  8. Teen Mom Jenelle Evans
    bbiowa
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    Bristol Palin fan club president.

  9. Ben Kingsley Daniela Lavender
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Bono in 20 years

  10. Adrianne Curry
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    All I want is 2 hours with her…just 2 hours.

  11. Sylvester Stallone Giuseppe Franco
    Tanzarian
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    Hair dresser… or wig shampooer?

  12. Leighton Meester
    lola
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    She have lost weight

  13. Kevin Sorbo
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    Sorbo and Ferrigno. Herculi.

  14. Janice Dickinson
    Asoto
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    If you think this is nasty, imagine Janice and Paz de la Huerta fighting for cocaine spread all over Abe Vigoda’s ass crack. Try and get that picture out of your head now…

  15. Ben Kingsley Daniela Lavender
    Abby Normal
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    The Cryptkeeper is a babe magnet.

  16. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Beth Chapman
    Abby Normal
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    American Gothic for the 21st Century. Lucky us.

  17. Katy Perry Katy Beth Terry
    JPC
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    Wow, she’s so talented….

    • most folks

      Hahaha word…I didn’t think she could repulse me more than she already has. Sad thing is, we already know “what’s underneath,” and it’s nice enough, but she is so incredibly lame it doesn’t matter. Can’t wait to see how underwhelming the obligatory ‘removal of the glasses/swoop hair to one side in slow motion’ shot will be.

  18. Tom Cruise
    bbiowa
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    Every time a closet opens, a thetan gets its wings….

  19. Tom Arnold
    Abby Normal
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    Fuck! So that’s what happened to Drew Cary’s fat!

  20. Mischa Barton
    A J
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    Only thing missing from this picture is a crack pipe.

  21. Verne Troyer
    Asoto
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    Bitches, I iz hittin’ the road! Scootin’ old skool, baby!!

  22. Verne Troyer
    A J
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    If that’s his real skin color, it explains a lot. They are among us.

  23. Molly Ringwald
    A J
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    Wait…I thought it was Eric Stoltz that played the lead in Mask?!

  24. Mischa Barton
    Abby Normal
    Commented on this photo:

    This Faces of Meth Moment has been brought to you by Dentu-Creme.

  25. Katie Holmes
    JC
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    “Remember: If you stop smiling for the cameras, even for a second, then Xenu will throw your kid into a volcano.”

  26. Al Pacino
    Abby Normal
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    Wearing that same shirt from the pic with his trainer last month. I hope it’s been washed since then (but I sorta doubt it).

  27. Kristen Stewart
    That's Retarded
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    that’s retarded

  28. Verne Troyer
    Abby Normal
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    Get yer motor runnin’… head out on the highway… lookin’ for adventure… etc.

  29. Kristen Stewart
    JC
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    Goodbye, Twilight, hello, Faces of Meth.

  30. bbiowa
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    Because Italy doesn’t have Cherokee Hair Tampons?

    • dotmatrix

      Those actually are Italian tampons, but they don’t have them in JWoww’s size. Too bad, she’ll just have to double up.

  31. Verne Troyer
    Abby Normal
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    He played for Michigan? I must have missed that somehow.

  32. Leighton Meester
    yoyoblack
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    she looks like… eddie haskell

  33. Molly Ringwald
    Abby Normal
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    Somebody call the camel tow-truck.

  34. Sylvester Stallone Giuseppe Franco
    bbiowa
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    Rue McLanahan and Bea Arthur in the black-dyed afterlife.

  35. Kirstie Alley
    Abby Normal
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    This is the kind of thing that gives male escort services a bad name…

  36. Verne Troyer
    rough, now in the consciousness
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    If this going to be the last action scene with sam worthington in avatar 2, reserve my ticket.

  37. Molly Ringwald
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    she put on a few pounds but for old times sake. i would do her. her legs look better now.

  38. Kevin Sorbo
    Abby Normal
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    “How high can I piss on that wall with no hands? Let’s see…”

  39. Kristen Stewart
    Username
    Commented on this photo:

    This is her best acting yet.

  40. Katy Perry Katy Beth Terry
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    Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson as herself before she became her alter ego ‘Katy Perry’. (June 8, 1994)

    • kimmykimkim

      Oh, bianca, u have quite the knack for saying exactly what I’m thinking. We’re like soul sisters! Yeah, I hate me too… :op

  41. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Username
    Commented on this photo:

    Rice crackers, two mops and toilet paper? Her body is still adjusting to the Italian semen.

  42. Gavin Rossdale
    Mike Walker
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    Not gay at all.

  43. Katie Holmes
    tlmck
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    Tom must have her fully “programmed” by now.

  44. Katy Perry Katy Beth Terry
    blah
    Commented on this photo:

    not sure got this. “geeky alter-ego” = fun, your husband posting a photo of you without makeup on twitter = not fun?

  45. Kelly Ripa
    SIN
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    Put something in my mouth and swallow. This reminds me of how I got this job in the 1st place.

  46. William H Macy
    Mike Walker
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    Dishpan hands. And face.

  47. Paris Hilton
    SIN
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    I am a skank, not a tranny. I thought all of my sex tape finally proved tghat.

  48. LeAnn Rimes
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    This must be the photo from the X-Ray machine.

  49. Matthew McConaughey
    TaT
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    HELLO!!! lol

  50. Kirstie Alley
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    You have hot dog on your breath!!! Come a little closer…closer…

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