Jesus. Someone got a new prescription. “SMILING’S FUN WHEN IT HURTS!” *grinnnnn*
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a remarkably jam-packed edition, I might add, that I don’t even know where to start. Matthew McConaughey‘s bulge? Tom Cruise showing up to the Super 8 premiere presumably in search of said bulge? Leighton Meester‘s twenty-five-head? Kirstie Alley trying to eat a man who had some barbecue sauce on his lip? The options are limitless.
Shit, Mini-Me‘s in here? See? This is what I’m talking about,
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omg girl…get some self esteem.
YEAH! Get some self-esteem, stupid!
LOL!
i would be so afraid of making eye contact.
ignorant attention whore…
Why do you take issue with her being an “ignorant attention whore”? They’re ALL ignorant attention whores. Otherwise they wouldn’t be in here and there would most likely be no gossip blog in which you could complain.
Belly-aching here about attention whores is like going to IHOP and complaining about pancakes.
Celebrities…shitheads…attention whores…large paychecks…are you getting the connection now?
catch feelings much?
She carries a tanning bed around in there just in case his sunglasses tan lines start to fade.
Why are the best actors always just so far out there?
They all look horrible
He smells nice.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Scrolling the picture from the bottom to the top: Ok, that’s nice…what’s with all the paper?!…Ooohh! That’s just nasty!
Nice shirt. Does he even know what a hockey puck is?
oh please…alter ego? Get over yourself…
What is black for douche? Oh wait….I guess that would be redundant.
Grow up…
Well, I’m just guessing but its probably “ignorant racist asshole.” I see that confederate flag hanging behind your gun rack. We all do.
Speaking of douche. Gwen…what a waste.
*sigh* Charlie Sheen hates me, sob…….
Douchebag Pose #2: The new-in-town depressed farmer.
Go away….
The man who will be blamed for destroying Two and Half Men.
Is it possible to destroy that which is already a pile of shit?
No shit, right? Thank u!
Michael is a lucky man. He gets pussy and a tit job at the same time.
“Shit. What if he outlives me?”
haha ))
yeah, the poor woman had to go to the mental hospital when she realized that her husband survived 4th stage cancer))
Yum…still quite doable. In a “crazy girls are fun in bed” kinda way….
Way to go Ben! Nice…
Matthew McConaughey without a shirt: sex symbol and heart-throb. Matthew McConaughey with a shirt: penis swinging, purse-carrying ginger with a hulk-hogen mustache.
Really Ms Skeletor, put that shit away already!
I thought she was pregnant?
The great thing about a women who pursers her lips and doesn’t eat? Clean anal, and no yelling. Like the wood post out back with the knothole in it, but fatter.
??? Why doesn’t show up? Oh well…
Oh crap…..forget it. Nothing to see here…
She looks to weigh about 90 lbs, 45 of which is forehead.
This man has more money than God, why does he always look like a hobo?
OMG
Why the hell do you keep putting pictures of her up???
♫ The answer, my friend, is in the blowin’ wind. ♫
Nowadays when Hulk gets angry the only thing that turns green and gets bigger is his gut.
She’s fading. She needs to do something really HOT before she gets over the hill. Maybe a remake of Basic Instinct….
This is photoshopped. There is no way she eats that much a day.
That bellybutton needs sustenance. You don’t want to see that thing angry.
A second on the lips, forever on the belly button.
Does she realize that 9% body fat makes her look OLD???
You know he’s excited when his head starts becoming as veiny as his dick.
Still would do her over Snookie. I think Janice would try harder…
Hey look….it’s a celebrity who is…dressed normal and looks normal. How strange…
Selena Gomez??
I bet she carries a raccoon in her purse. Just in case they get hungry.
Looks like Steve is getting in touch with himself
The world does NOT need another Chris Gaines. Seriously.
+1!! Indeed!
WIN!
stretched bacon collar + extra large pants + dingy cotton scarf = Sooooo Couture.
WTF? Like I said…Lou is the outcast for being normal.
ick. She actually looked somewhat doable the other day!?!?
Pacino, Giamatti, Macy, Deniro….what is it with good male actors.
The must have been busy working on their craft rather going out drinking & partying every night
So her new gig’s Slutvira, Mistress of the Herp?
Sharon Stone’s in menswear again?