The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.9.11

June 9th, 2011 // 761 Comments

Jesus. Someone got a new prescription. “SMILING’S FUN WHEN IT HURTS!” *grinnnnn*

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a remarkably jam-packed edition, I might add, that I don’t even know where to start. Matthew McConaughey‘s bulge? Tom Cruise showing up to the Super 8 premiere presumably in search of said bulge? Leighton Meester‘s twenty-five-head? Kirstie Alley trying to eat a man who had some barbecue sauce on his lip? The options are limitless.

Shit, Mini-Me‘s in here? See? This is what I’m talking about,

- The Superficial

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  1. LeAnn Rimes
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    omg girl…get some self esteem.

  2. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Beth Chapman
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    i would be so afraid of making eye contact.

  3. Teen Mom Jenelle Evans
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    ignorant attention whore…

    • vitobonespur

      Why do you take issue with her being an “ignorant attention whore”? They’re ALL ignorant attention whores. Otherwise they wouldn’t be in here and there would most likely be no gossip blog in which you could complain.

      Belly-aching here about attention whores is like going to IHOP and complaining about pancakes.

      Celebrities…shitheads…attention whores…large paychecks…are you getting the connection now?

  4. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Beth Chapman
    Rather Dashing
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    She carries a tanning bed around in there just in case his sunglasses tan lines start to fade.

  5. William H Macy
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    Why are the best actors always just so far out there?

  6. Kevin Sorbo
    TVisme
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    They all look horrible

  7. Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice Guy
    Tracey
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    He smells nice.

  8. Matthew McConaughey
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    Stupid is as stupid does.

  9. Asoto
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    Scrolling the picture from the bottom to the top: Ok, that’s nice…what’s with all the paper?!…Ooohh! That’s just nasty!

  10. Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice Guy
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    Nice shirt. Does he even know what a hockey puck is?

  11. Katy Perry Katy Beth Terry
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    oh please…alter ego? Get over yourself…

  12. Lil John
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    What is black for douche? Oh wait….I guess that would be redundant.

  13. Gavin Rossdale
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    Speaking of douche. Gwen…what a waste.

  14. Ashton Kutcher
    Tracey
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    *sigh* Charlie Sheen hates me, sob…….

  15. Ashton Kutcher
    Asoto
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    Douchebag Pose #2: The new-in-town depressed farmer.

  16. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
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    Go away….

  17. Ashton Kutcher
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    The man who will be blamed for destroying Two and Half Men.

  18. Catherine Zeta-Jones
    Asoto
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    Michael is a lucky man. He gets pussy and a tit job at the same time.

  19. Catherine Zeta-Jones
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    “Shit. What if he outlives me?”

    • Anna

      haha ))
      yeah, the poor woman had to go to the mental hospital when she realized that her husband survived 4th stage cancer))

  20. Catherine Zeta-Jones
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    Yum…still quite doable. In a “crazy girls are fun in bed” kinda way….

  21. Ben Kingsley Daniela Lavender
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    Way to go Ben! Nice…

  22. Matthew McConaughey
    ohmyword
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    Matthew McConaughey without a shirt: sex symbol and heart-throb. Matthew McConaughey with a shirt: penis swinging, purse-carrying ginger with a hulk-hogen mustache.

  23. Janice Dickinson
    Tracey
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    Really Ms Skeletor, put that shit away already!

  24. Diane Kruger
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  25. Katie Holmes
    M
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    I thought she was pregnant?

  26. LeAnn Rimes
    HumpinFrog
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    The great thing about a women who pursers her lips and doesn’t eat? Clean anal, and no yelling. Like the wood post out back with the knothole in it, but fatter.

  27. Diane Kruger
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    ??? Why doesn’t show up? Oh well…

  28. Diane Kruger
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    Oh crap…..forget it. Nothing to see here…

  29. Leighton Meester
    Satan McDevilhell
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    She looks to weigh about 90 lbs, 45 of which is forehead.

  30. Al Pacino
    Tracey
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    This man has more money than God, why does he always look like a hobo?

  31. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Beth Chapman
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    OMG

  32. Janice Dickinson
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    Why the hell do you keep putting pictures of her up???

  33. Sylvester Stallone Giuseppe Franco
    Asoto
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    ♫ The answer, my friend, is in the blowin’ wind. ♫

  34. Lou Ferrigno
    ad nasuem
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    Nowadays when Hulk gets angry the only thing that turns green and gets bigger is his gut.

  35. Charlize Theron
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    She’s fading. She needs to do something really HOT before she gets over the hill. Maybe a remake of Basic Instinct….

  36. Kelly Ripa
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    This is photoshopped. There is no way she eats that much a day.

  37. LeAnn Rimes
    Friday
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    Does she realize that 9% body fat makes her look OLD???

  38. Ben Kingsley Daniela Lavender
    Asoto
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    You know he’s excited when his head starts becoming as veiny as his dick.

  39. Janice Dickinson
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    Still would do her over Snookie. I think Janice would try harder…

  40. Lou Ferrigno
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    Hey look….it’s a celebrity who is…dressed normal and looks normal. How strange…

  41. Janice Dickinson
    Auston
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    Selena Gomez??

  42. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Beth Chapman
    Asoto
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    I bet she carries a raccoon in her purse. Just in case they get hungry.

  43. Steven Spielberg
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Looks like Steve is getting in touch with himself

  44. Katy Perry Katy Beth Terry
    Friday
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    The world does NOT need another Chris Gaines. Seriously.

  45. Al Pacino
    ad nasuem
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    stretched bacon collar + extra large pants + dingy cotton scarf = Sooooo Couture.

  46. Tom Arnold
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    WTF? Like I said…Lou is the outcast for being normal.

  47. Mischa Barton
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    ick. She actually looked somewhat doable the other day!?!?

  48. Al Pacino
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    Pacino, Giamatti, Macy, Deniro….what is it with good male actors.

  49. Paris Hilton
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    So her new gig’s Slutvira, Mistress of the Herp?

  50. William H Macy
    bbiowa
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    Sharon Stone’s in menswear again?

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