Umm he’s not wearing any underwear and you can see his gigantic cock…
Damn, does this man never wear underroos!!
Nice pork sword. Alright, alright, alright…
I guess that the fact that you can see his dick distracts from the fact that he is carrying a purse. WTF!
Matthew McConaughey?! I can only see a guy with a shirt on.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Matthew McConaughey without a shirt: sex symbol and heart-throb. Matthew McConaughey with a shirt: penis swinging, purse-carrying ginger with a hulk-hogen mustache.
I wouldn’t say gigantic but nothing to be ashamed of… or show off.
not enough girth, can tell even when flaccid.
Well, at least we know he’s qualified to run for congress in New York.
Matthew McConaughey tries to remain incognito by dressing up as a perverted undocumented alien.
Dear Mr. Fish,
Why do you hate us? Is it because of our representatives from reality TV? You can’t blame us all for Paris Hilton, the Kardashians, Teen Mom and Snookie. That’s just not fair.
my wife said I got to start wearing shirts, but she didn’t say NUTHIN ’bout underwear.
Looks like Mr. Turtle decided to for a walk as well.
that’s no aardvark
Definitely a turtle :P
Russell Crowe’s gonna be mad about this.
Looks like someone’s off to audition with Mr. Cruise for that TROPIC THUNDER sequel.
Mateo just takin’ my dong out for some fresh air, sayin’, “hi,” to the ladies, cuz who doesn’t love a puppy an’ I got a puppy in my pants, with a wet nose.
Someone get the bongo ready, please.
Cirucumcised and small. That makes my day.
Must be nice to walk around with a purse, no underwear, half an erection and people take a picture instead of calling the police.
+1 interwebs. well played.
Once a douche …
Say hellllooooo to my little friend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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