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  1. Jon

    Umm he’s not wearing any underwear and you can see his gigantic cock…

    Jun 9, 2011 at 6:38 pm /  Reply /00
  2. M

    Nice pork sword. Alright, alright, alright…

    Jun 9, 2011 at 6:47 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Some Jerk

    I guess that the fact that you can see his dick distracts from the fact that he is carrying a purse. WTF!

    Jun 9, 2011 at 6:56 pm /  Reply /00
  4. Asoto

    Matthew McConaughey?! I can only see a guy with a shirt on.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 6:58 pm /  Reply /00
  5. btreese

    Stupid is as stupid does.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 7:04 pm /  Reply /00
  6. ohmyword

    Matthew McConaughey without a shirt: sex symbol and heart-throb. Matthew McConaughey with a shirt: penis swinging, purse-carrying ginger with a hulk-hogen mustache.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 7:11 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Tanzarian

    I wouldn’t say gigantic but nothing to be ashamed of… or show off.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 7:25 pm /  Reply /00
  8. TaT

    HELLO!!! lol

    Jun 9, 2011 at 7:54 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Tobes of Hades

    Well, at least we know he’s qualified to run for congress in New York.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 8:39 pm /  Reply /00
  10. vitobonespur

    Matthew McConaughey tries to remain incognito by dressing up as a perverted undocumented alien.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 9:49 pm /  Reply /00
  11. Jenny with a Y

    Dear Mr. Fish,

    Why do you hate us? Is it because of our representatives from reality TV? You can’t blame us all for Paris Hilton, the Kardashians, Teen Mom and Snookie. That’s just not fair.

    Love,
    The Ladies

    Jun 9, 2011 at 9:59 pm /  Reply /00
  12. holymoly

    my wife said I got to start wearing shirts, but she didn’t say NUTHIN ’bout underwear.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 10:05 pm /  Reply /00
  13. It had to be said

    Looks like Mr. Turtle decided to for a walk as well.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 10:52 pm /  Reply /00
  14. Brennan Haley

    Looks like someone’s off to audition with Mr. Cruise for that TROPIC THUNDER sequel.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 11:46 pm /  Reply /00
  15. Dreg

    Mateo just takin’ my dong out for some fresh air, sayin’, “hi,” to the ladies, cuz who doesn’t love a puppy an’ I got a puppy in my pants, with a wet nose.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 11:50 pm /  Reply /00
  16. MiamiHeatFan

    Someone get the bongo ready, please.

    Jun 9, 2011 at 11:58 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Little Richard

    Cirucumcised and small. That makes my day.

    Jun 10, 2011 at 12:42 am /  Reply /00
  18. De Bo 69

    Must be nice to walk around with a purse, no underwear, half an erection and people take a picture instead of calling the police.

    Jun 10, 2011 at 2:55 am /  Reply /00
  19. Life Serial

    Once a douche …

    Jun 10, 2011 at 3:49 am /  Reply /00
  20. Steelerchick

    Say hellllooooo to my little friend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jun 10, 2011 at 2:11 pm /  Reply /00
  21. amanda

    Looks like he takes after his father…http://www.thesuperficial.com/matthew_mcconaugheys_mom_is_go-08-2008

    Jun 10, 2011 at 3:01 pm /  Reply /00

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